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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 107
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2012-11-28 10:54:57 AM  
13 votes:
Yeah, it's pretty dispicable that this guy would use his daughter in this capacity. I mean, just look at those flabby thighs. Hire an actual model next time. "It takes money to make money" is another famous business adage, cheapskate.
2012-11-28 01:03:06 PM  
9 votes:
Nice of her to have the Carfax tattooed on her arm.
2012-11-28 03:44:50 PM  
8 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Be thankful he did not have a son
2012-11-28 02:42:55 PM  
5 votes:
anadaday.dk
2012-11-28 03:48:27 PM  
4 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.


At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House
2012-11-28 01:35:40 PM  
4 votes:
dailypicksandflicks.com
2012-11-28 01:19:31 PM  
4 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.
2012-11-28 11:33:36 AM  
4 votes:
He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.
2012-11-28 03:45:01 PM  
3 votes:
starsmedia.ign.com

Link

/Approves
2012-11-28 02:25:32 PM  
3 votes:
I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Sweet dreams!
2012-11-28 01:35:32 PM  
3 votes:
Reminds me of a joke:

Man takes his 14 y/o daughter to the doctor and explains that she needs birth control.
The Doctor says "At 14, your daughter is sexually active?"
The man looks perplexed and finally responds, "No, she kinda just lays there like her mama"
2012-11-28 01:34:16 PM  
3 votes:

Magorn: Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


Looking at her, you know what else isn't too much of a stretch?

www.photolizer.com
2012-11-28 01:18:22 PM  
3 votes:
Her skirt is so short I can tell how many times her dad missed her dance recital.
2012-11-28 01:11:15 PM  
3 votes:
Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
img15.imageshack.us 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.
2012-11-28 01:03:44 PM  
3 votes:
I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
2012-11-28 12:32:10 PM  
3 votes:
Lexxa?  Where were little Exxonica and Hostesserella during this incestual travesty?
2012-11-28 11:36:32 AM  
3 votes:

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Wait until you see his other daughters, Crystal and Destiny.
2012-11-28 11:07:30 AM  
3 votes:

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?


Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch
2012-11-28 11:02:20 AM  
3 votes:
And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."
2012-11-28 03:41:55 PM  
2 votes:

you are a puppet: [www.ridleysrides.com image 640x480]

MBooda: [www.adweek.com image 382x282]

Joce678: [i.ebayimg.com image 384x284]


Great, I've seen the picture three times, and now the STDs are crawling out of my monitor like the girl at the end of The Ring.
2012-11-28 02:42:07 PM  
2 votes:
www.vanityfair.com

Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects
2012-11-28 02:39:28 PM  
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.
2012-11-28 02:28:33 PM  
2 votes:

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

Sweet dreams!



Burn in hell. I can feel her creepy lazy eye judging me judging her.
2012-11-28 02:28:12 PM  
2 votes:

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


icantfaptothis.jpg
nukeitfromorbit.jpg
idratherwaituntiliwas32.jpg
2012-11-28 02:11:50 PM  
2 votes:
Which is why I had my father put on lingerie when I want to sell a teenage girl's car.

/It's a niche market
2012-11-28 02:07:42 PM  
2 votes:

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


i1136.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 02:04:36 PM  
2 votes:

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy, she teansforms your semen into child support checks!
2012-11-28 02:02:16 PM  
2 votes:
Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.
2012-11-28 01:59:16 PM  
2 votes:
Saw this on facebook this morning, creepy and freaky:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-11-28 01:26:54 PM  
2 votes:

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


Because she was built in 1992 and has more mileage than the car built in 1977
2012-11-28 01:11:41 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, I know that chick. To be fair, she called me daddy as well.
2012-11-28 01:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-28 01:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
He probably hired her at a strip club and pays her to let him call her his daughter. Datsun owners are weird.
2012-11-28 01:03:30 PM  
2 votes:
If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".
2012-11-28 01:01:25 PM  
2 votes:
djphilipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com

Unavailable for comment.
2012-11-28 11:15:19 AM  
2 votes:
static.tumblr.com
2012-11-28 11:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
2012-11-28 09:46:19 PM  
1 votes:

merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...


whoa there top gun.
2012-11-28 09:16:34 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.


I see my work here is done.
No off to poke my cousin's daughter on FB.

/wait.
//that didn't sound right.
///Oh, well...
2012-11-28 07:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
How about dressing up your gran-maw all sexy to sell your wheels?
img145.imageshack.us
2012-11-28 06:02:29 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x444]

Be thankful he did not have a son


So it's a package deal, then?
2012-11-28 05:02:10 PM  
1 votes:

JMan245: i'd hit it, but would definitely wrap the tool first. who knows where she's been.


Our official opinion is that daddy probably knows.
2012-11-28 04:51:03 PM  
1 votes:

x-caliber: The dude uses all kinds of models to sell his stuff:


Dawwwwww
2012-11-28 04:05:01 PM  
1 votes:
With a face like that she'd have a hard time selling Ford Pintos. And that butt? Don't point that thing at me! Hit the gym, jeeez.

/nice to be perfect.
//Sarcasm.
2012-11-28 03:38:28 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.


Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.
2012-11-28 03:15:39 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]

Wtf is that in the pic?


Baby Quinn dust.
2012-11-28 03:11:07 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor


Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

t1.gstatic.com
2012-11-28 03:08:32 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?
2012-11-28 03:00:31 PM  
1 votes:

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.
2012-11-28 02:59:45 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.


Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?
2012-11-28 02:56:54 PM  
1 votes:

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.
2012-11-28 02:54:48 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

A 200 pound women in her late 50's that sports a hairy upper lip? Sorry sport she's married


it ain't her upper lips I'm interested in! HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!
2012-11-28 02:54:29 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility


blogs.houstonpress.com

/king of beers
2012-11-28 02:53:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-28 02:53:00 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, check it out!

www.voxxi.com

That's Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's hot sister on That 70's Show.

Yikes!
2012-11-28 02:38:40 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.
2012-11-28 02:35:53 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.


So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?
2012-11-28 02:35:22 PM  
1 votes:
I'd wreck that. Then I'd like to have sexual relations with the daughter.
2012-11-28 02:32:35 PM  
1 votes:
Brown shoes don't make it.
2012-11-28 02:29:15 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.


You're assuming she can read.
2012-11-28 02:28:41 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.


he might - dude's waited 32 years. He might want to make up for lost time.
2012-11-28 02:21:18 PM  
1 votes:

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy can turn wood into flaccid flesh
2012-11-28 02:18:38 PM  
1 votes:
I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.
2012-11-28 02:15:40 PM  
1 votes:
DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫
2012-11-28 02:09:39 PM  
1 votes:

cig-mkr: Has anyone said skank hoe yet?


Oh knats!
2012-11-28 02:08:29 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.hark.com
So THAT's how it is in their family
2012-11-28 02:02:22 PM  
1 votes:

Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


You sound kinda butthurted.
2012-11-28 01:57:10 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


Irrelevant. He's not a virgin anymore.
2012-11-28 01:56:44 PM  
1 votes:

sweet-daddy-2: pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility

and deepthroating skills


This.

/bunk, etc
2012-11-28 01:55:52 PM  
1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

I gotcha...it was one of those other sites. rosebrides.com or something.

I in
No way bought her
In no way have I paid for sex or her to marry me

Banned on the Run: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

Pics or you're lying


Funny thing is she look like the dark hair German gals in my family. Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's. Plus she might cut off the sex if she found out. I ain't waiting for another 32 years to find another gal that will throw me one.
2012-11-28 01:53:57 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility


and deepthroating skills
2012-11-28 01:53:41 PM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."


Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.
2012-11-28 01:50:21 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??
2012-11-28 01:49:43 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.
2012-11-28 01:46:06 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:


Doesn't look like him. Maybe it's because she has teeth.

//is she a good puck?
2012-11-28 01:36:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'll say this, I wouldn't mind working on her undercarriage perhaps give her a lube job. I just hope there isn't any tranny issues.
2012-11-28 01:34:33 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: /she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey



Now that girl is way hotter. shiat, that is nice. Look at that stomach and rack... although I'd spend a lot of time behind her for sure.
2012-11-28 01:33:43 PM  
1 votes:

fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility

then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.


Long Neck = Deep Throat.
2012-11-28 01:30:47 PM  
1 votes:
I am glad he is selling a 1977 Datsun instead of a 1987 Ford Cargo Van...
2012-11-28 01:30:25 PM  
1 votes:

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


She's good in bed, so that counts for something.
2012-11-28 01:27:22 PM  
1 votes:

exick: Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


The trouble is trying to find a 20 year old girl who isn't somebody's daughter.
2012-11-28 01:26:53 PM  
1 votes:
How much you wanting to bet at least one tattoo is misspelled?
2012-11-28 01:26:35 PM  
1 votes:
You gotta be willin' to take penicillin, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...
2012-11-28 01:26:33 PM  
1 votes:
All I know is I just bought a used Datsun off eBay!
2012-11-28 01:25:31 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 01:24:09 PM  
1 votes:

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


"Okay honey, now put on those boy shorts that daddy bought for you and give the camera your best "plow me harder" look from behind."
2012-11-28 01:20:42 PM  
1 votes:

stonicus: Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.


He said, typing with one hand.
2012-11-28 01:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


You are marrying the first girl you boned? Bad bad move. Best of luck

/end threadjack
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.
2012-11-28 01:17:17 PM  
1 votes:
Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her
2012-11-28 01:13:12 PM  
1 votes:
That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."
2012-11-28 01:12:49 PM  
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cgraves67: She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.


Undoubtedly sporting bald tires, rusty brakes and a trunk with perforations.
2012-11-28 01:09:58 PM  
1 votes:
We need that "When the lights are off I forget he's my dad" jpeg stat.
2012-11-28 01:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of
2012-11-28 01:04:12 PM  
1 votes:
I don't see a problem with this as that girl obviously has no problem debasing herself.

/and yes, I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

//double-wrap
2012-11-28 01:02:47 PM  
1 votes:
At least while he was using her for the car photoshoot, it took her off the stripper stage for a while.
2012-11-28 01:02:24 PM  
1 votes:
Well, daaamn. Just look at her. I'm betting she's a ho.
2012-11-28 01:00:27 PM  
1 votes:
Im gonna go ahead and make the bet that those pics are probably the least revealing ones she has in circulation.
2012-11-28 12:59:41 PM  
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Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


I like the black haired chick better.
That must be "Sierra".
2012-11-28 12:59:27 PM  
1 votes:
Lingere? How am I the first person to point this out?
2012-11-28 12:53:59 PM  
1 votes:

cman: I'm calling bullshiat

Aint no way in hell this is real.


There's a link to the ebay page in the article Link

The comments are even creepier:
Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

"Your daughter looks like she was ridden hard" "You're just jealous" Uh...
2012-11-28 12:42:54 PM  
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slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

[i405.photobucket.com image 608x480]


In this case, I'm proud to be a studman69.
2012-11-28 11:49:28 AM  
1 votes:
She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

i405.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 11:29:52 AM  
1 votes:
Q: Does buying the car include a free "ride" with the porn star ?
A: Nice way to talk about my daughter!!!! But sure----------!!!! Hit the buy it now!!


O_O

Also, somehow the adweek article about it is creepier because it shows one of the other pictures from the ebay ad where she's actually wearing pants. At some point, daddy said "Ok honey, we really need to sell this car, so let's get you out of those pants and down to your chonies so we can get some cheek and camel toe in these shots!"
2012-11-28 11:22:13 AM  
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exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


Maybe he just likes cottage cheese.
2012-11-28 11:20:17 AM  
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labman: Not creepy.


Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.
2012-11-28 11:19:30 AM  
1 votes:
H would have gotten more money had she not been there to ugly it all up.

/always wanted one of those Datsuns
 
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