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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 80
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2012-11-28 11:16:57 AM  
9 votes:
It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.
2012-11-28 11:33:36 AM  
6 votes:
He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.
2012-11-28 11:07:30 AM  
6 votes:

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?


Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch
2012-11-28 12:16:07 PM  
4 votes:
I'm going to go ahead and guess that she routinely does things a lot sleazier than this for money.
2012-11-28 11:20:17 AM  
4 votes:

labman: Not creepy.


Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM  
3 votes:
Tatoos never made anyone look *more* beautiful than they already were.

The opposite effect, however, is quite common.
2012-11-28 01:03:44 PM  
3 votes:
I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
2012-11-28 12:59:20 PM  
3 votes:
I'd put my penis in her.
2012-11-28 12:58:51 PM  
3 votes:
shiat.

Parents of child teen actresses have been making money off of their children's emerging sexuality for YEARS.
2012-11-28 12:57:16 PM  
3 votes:
Those tats look retarded. And trashy.
2012-11-28 11:49:28 AM  
3 votes:
She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

i405.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 02:05:04 PM  
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation
2012-11-28 01:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.


Wow, glad to see someone has finally noticed this. I've lived on both sides of the US, in both the north and south. The one constant in all these areas is REDNECKS.

Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.
2012-11-28 01:09:43 PM  
2 votes:

The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Admittedly I'm a chick, but while she has a cute face the rest of her is just screaming STD's. I can very much say that there are straight guys out there who would say no.... or at least require a few beers first.

Anyhoos, I think it is pretty obvious she's a wannabe model. If you see those biker and car magazines, this is similar to what they have in there. Perhaps she's just trying to be "discovered" and dad, in his demented way, thinks why the hell not. I mean, someone has to pay for the meth.

/surprised no one has posted that teacher who was farking her student who took sexy pics on a motorcycle - the one who used the "I'm too pretty to go to jail!" excuse
2012-11-28 01:03:30 PM  
2 votes:
If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".
2012-11-28 01:02:57 PM  
2 votes:

Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.


Yeah, the girl is cute, but the ink just drags her down.

Not somebody I'd ever think about taking home to meet the parents or even put up with for the long term, but she'd be fun for a short while.

Still, though, this whole thing smacks of trashy... I can't imagine a father who would do this with his daughter. The dude and the girl are farked in the head.
2012-11-28 01:00:27 PM  
2 votes:
Im gonna go ahead and make the bet that those pics are probably the least revealing ones she has in circulation.
2012-11-28 12:59:27 PM  
2 votes:
Lingere? How am I the first person to point this out?
2012-11-28 12:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win
2012-11-28 12:53:59 PM  
2 votes:

cman: I'm calling bullshiat

Aint no way in hell this is real.


There's a link to the ebay page in the article Link

The comments are even creepier:
Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

"Your daughter looks like she was ridden hard" "You're just jealous" Uh...
2012-11-28 11:19:30 AM  
2 votes:
H would have gotten more money had she not been there to ugly it all up.

/always wanted one of those Datsuns
2012-11-28 11:02:20 AM  
2 votes:
And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."
2012-11-28 10:54:57 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, it's pretty dispicable that this guy would use his daughter in this capacity. I mean, just look at those flabby thighs. Hire an actual model next time. "It takes money to make money" is another famous business adage, cheapskate.
2012-11-29 11:36:44 AM  
1 votes:
littlett's Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-29 10:18:33 AM


doubled99: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.

Wow, if that is your best attempt to troll, you need to step it up. That is week ass trolling at best.




It fit the weak ass comment.
Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.
2012-11-28 11:39:21 PM  
1 votes:

farkin_idiot: Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html


I think you're on to something...and they are very Suicide Girlish (which is a plus if you like that sort of thing).
2012-11-28 11:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
2012-11-28 09:33:28 PM  
1 votes:
www.ridleysrides.com

I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."
2012-11-28 09:25:38 PM  
1 votes:
Sheesh, so the gals are proud of what they have and a used car guy is willing to pay them for it. Nothing wrong with sex or sensuality in marketing. I'd rather have this than holy rollers or violence in advertisements.

And if he hooks up with the models he portrays as his "daughters" then fantastic. More fun all around. It's not as if this is anything new. Otherwise folks have been putting up fantasy incest websites for absolutely no reason for ages.

And if you think these are his real daughters, he has some fantastic deals on used vehicles that he knows you won't be able to say no to.
2012-11-28 07:58:52 PM  
1 votes:

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".

I'm not claiming to be some stud who can take his pick of a million better women, either. It's more like, if I wanted some strange, I'd much rather pay a classy, healthy-looking whore than do this girl for free. She's simply not my type. 

But I'm in my mid 50s. In my 20s, I was admittedly less choosy. :)
2012-11-28 07:56:32 PM  
1 votes:

sethen320: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.

I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.


This. Jewel Staite FtW...
2012-11-28 07:27:32 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner


I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?
2012-11-28 03:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.
2012-11-28 03:02:58 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.
2012-11-28 02:57:10 PM  
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.
2012-11-28 02:55:38 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: Lisa Robin Kelly


Damn...that looks like meth face!!
2012-11-28 02:53:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-28 02:53:00 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, check it out!

www.voxxi.com

That's Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's hot sister on That 70's Show.

Yikes!
2012-11-28 02:42:07 PM  
1 votes:
www.vanityfair.com

Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects
2012-11-28 02:39:28 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.
2012-11-28 02:25:32 PM  
1 votes:
I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Sweet dreams!
2012-11-28 02:06:05 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this


No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with
2012-11-28 02:01:13 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.
2012-11-28 01:58:30 PM  
1 votes:
The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.
2012-11-28 01:55:59 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


To be fair, the 32 year old virgin likely isn't pretty either.
2012-11-28 01:53:57 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility


and deepthroating skills
2012-11-28 01:51:59 PM  
1 votes:

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Pretty much guaranteed stripper as an occupation. She can add the extra x when she graduates to full porn star.

/It's like naming your son Jeeves.
2012-11-28 01:50:12 PM  
1 votes:

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?
2012-11-28 01:50:09 PM  
1 votes:

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?
2012-11-28 01:45:22 PM  
1 votes:
I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.
2012-11-28 01:43:50 PM  
1 votes:
And this is a problem because.....
2012-11-28 01:33:43 PM  
1 votes:

fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility

then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.


Long Neck = Deep Throat.
2012-11-28 01:27:34 PM  
1 votes:

madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky


OK, Studman

www.gotceleb.com

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

www.gotceleb.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-11-28 01:25:31 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 01:24:09 PM  
1 votes:

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


"Okay honey, now put on those boy shorts that daddy bought for you and give the camera your best "plow me harder" look from behind."
2012-11-28 01:19:31 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.
2012-11-28 01:18:32 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.


Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.
2012-11-28 01:18:22 PM  
1 votes:
Her skirt is so short I can tell how many times her dad missed her dance recital.
2012-11-28 01:18:09 PM  
1 votes:
Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.
2012-11-28 01:17:05 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.


i50.tinypic.com

It got creepy right about here.
Dad is taking a picture of daughters ass
2012-11-28 01:15:25 PM  
1 votes:
www.adweek.com

www.ridleysrides.com

Yeah, I prefer Sierra
2012-11-28 01:13:12 PM  
1 votes:
That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."
2012-11-28 01:11:53 PM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: early model Japanese sports car?


i830.photobucket.com

You rang?
2012-11-28 01:11:15 PM  
1 votes:
Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
img15.imageshack.us 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.
2012-11-28 01:09:37 PM  
1 votes:
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-28 01:08:08 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...


Suicide Girls ≠ cute.
Attractive perhaps, but not cute.
2012-11-28 01:06:16 PM  
1 votes:
I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.
2012-11-28 01:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of
2012-11-28 01:05:44 PM  
1 votes:

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


Since this is Fark, I expected an 8 year old with lots of comments about "the knees being too sharp" and "I'll still hit it!" Yes I been here way too long.
2012-11-28 01:02:47 PM  
1 votes:
She looks like she used to showing her body for some man's attention. Probably for $20's.
2012-11-28 01:02:47 PM  
1 votes:
At least while he was using her for the car photoshoot, it took her off the stripper stage for a while.
2012-11-28 01:01:56 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Q: You're killin' me!! Did you lose Sierra and you a afraid to tell us? :-( Still hangin' in there.... Mel~
A: No---she's just been busy with her career and school!!! Lexxa is a friend of hers! Trying to get together to do a new shoot with Sierra!!!


I am calling shenanigans. It sounds like this is a friend of another model he uses regularly. Why refer to her as a friend of Sierra when "my daughter " is clear and concise? Me thinks the Daughter comment was flippant/trollish.
2012-11-28 01:01:25 PM  
1 votes:
djphilipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com

Unavailable for comment.
2012-11-28 01:01:19 PM  
1 votes:
Judging from those horrible tattoos, she's made a long career of bad decisions.
2012-11-28 01:01:18 PM  
1 votes:
She shouldn't have had access to a sharpie before the photoshoot.
2012-11-28 01:01:17 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, they way that tattooed slut looks she probably sucks cock for meth at the local truck stop.
2012-11-28 12:16:39 PM  
1 votes:
Is it Wayne Gretzky who is selling the car?


What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

img94.imageshack.us

She could sell me anything....
2012-11-28 11:36:32 AM  
1 votes:

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Wait until you see his other daughters, Crystal and Destiny.
2012-11-28 11:29:52 AM  
1 votes:
Q: Does buying the car include a free "ride" with the porn star ?
A: Nice way to talk about my daughter!!!! But sure----------!!!! Hit the buy it now!!


O_O

Also, somehow the adweek article about it is creepier because it shows one of the other pictures from the ebay ad where she's actually wearing pants. At some point, daddy said "Ok honey, we really need to sell this car, so let's get you out of those pants and down to your chonies so we can get some cheek and camel toe in these shots!"
2012-11-28 11:15:19 AM  
1 votes:
static.tumblr.com
 
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