unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."
labman: Not creepy.
Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??
SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.
The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.
cman: I'm calling bullshiatAint no way in hell this is real.
farkin_idiot: Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom./Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
sethen320: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.I had to share.Click pic, NSFWBunks, to them now.I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.
Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner
pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer./Or is he?There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)
buckler: Lisa Robin Kelly
Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer./Or is he?
Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.You're assuming she can read.So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?
Tat'dGreaser: Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.You choose wisely in the login departmentAnyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this
Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty
pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] /specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.long necks are a sign of nobility
Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.
You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.
fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobilitythen that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.
madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] /specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky
get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?
Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her
Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.
scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.
skullkrusher: early model Japanese sports car?
slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...
scottydoesntknow: Q: You're killin' me!! Did you lose Sierra and you a afraid to tell us? :-( Still hangin' in there.... Mel~A: No---she's just been busy with her career and school!!! Lexxa is a friend of hers! Trying to get together to do a new shoot with Sierra!!!
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