Tatoos never made anyone look *more* beautiful than they already were.

The opposite effect, however, is quite common.

I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

shiat.

Parents of child teen actresses have been making money off of their children's emerging sexuality for YEARS.

Those tats look retarded. And trashy.

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??

He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.

Wow, glad to see someone has finally noticed this. I've lived on both sides of the US, in both the north and south. The one constant in all these areas is REDNECKS.

Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.

The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

Admittedly I'm a chick, but while she has a cute face the rest of her is just screaming STD's. I can very much say that there are straight guys out there who would say no.... or at least require a few beers first.

Anyhoos, I think it is pretty obvious she's a wannabe model. If you see those biker and car magazines, this is similar to what they have in there. Perhaps she's just trying to be "discovered" and dad, in his demented way, thinks why the hell not. I mean, someone has to pay for the meth.

/surprised no one has posted that teacher who was farking her student who took sexy pics on a motorcycle - the one who used the "I'm too pretty to go to jail!" excuse

If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".

Im gonna go ahead and make the bet that those pics are probably the least revealing ones she has in circulation.

Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win

cman: I'm calling bullshiat

Aint no way in hell this is real.

There's a link to the ebay page in the article Link

The comments are even creepier:
Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

"Your daughter looks like she was ridden hard" "You're just jealous" Uh...

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doubled99: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.

Wow, if that is your best attempt to troll, you need to step it up. That is week ass trolling at best.



It fit the weak ass comment.
Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.

Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html

I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".

I'm not claiming to be some stud who can take his pick of a million better women, either. It's more like, if I wanted some strange, I'd much rather pay a classy, healthy-looking whore than do this girl for free. She's simply not my type. 

But I'm in my mid 50s. In my 20s, I was admittedly less choosy. :)

Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner

I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?

Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.

buckler: Lisa Robin Kelly

Damn...that looks like meth face!!

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

Hey, check it out!



That's Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's hot sister on That 70's Show.

Yikes!

Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:







Sweet dreams!

Tat'dGreaser: Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this

No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

To be fair, the 32 year old virgin likely isn't pretty either.

pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
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/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility

and deepthroating skills

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.

Pretty much guaranteed stripper as an occupation. She can add the extra x when she graduates to full porn star.

/It's like naming your son Jeeves.

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?

I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

And this is a problem because.....

fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility

then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.

Long Neck = Deep Throat.

madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
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/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky

OK, Studman



/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?

"Okay honey, now put on those boy shorts that daddy bought for you and give the camera your best "plow me harder" look from behind."

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.

Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.

Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.

Her skirt is so short I can tell how many times her dad missed her dance recital.

Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.

Yeah, I prefer Sierra

That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

skullkrusher: early model Japanese sports car?



You rang?

Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

Suicide Girls ≠ cute.
Attractive perhaps, but not cute.

I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.

he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."

Since this is Fark, I expected an 8 year old with lots of comments about "the knees being too sharp" and "I'll still hit it!" Yes I been here way too long.

She looks like she used to showing her body for some man's attention. Probably for $20's.

At least while he was using her for the car photoshoot, it took her off the stripper stage for a while.

scottydoesntknow: Q: You're killin' me!! Did you lose Sierra and you a afraid to tell us? :-( Still hangin' in there.... Mel~
A: No---she's just been busy with her career and school!!! Lexxa is a friend of hers! Trying to get together to do a new shoot with Sierra!!!

I am calling shenanigans. It sounds like this is a friend of another model he uses regularly. Why refer to her as a friend of Sierra when "my daughter " is clear and concise? Me thinks the Daughter comment was flippant/trollish.

Judging from those horrible tattoos, she's made a long career of bad decisions.

She shouldn't have had access to a sharpie before the photoshoot.

Meh, they way that tattooed slut looks she probably sucks cock for meth at the local truck stop.