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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 10:54:57 AM
Yeah, it's pretty dispicable that this guy would use his daughter in this capacity. I mean, just look at those flabby thighs. Hire an actual model next time. "It takes money to make money" is another famous business adage, cheapskate.
 
2012-11-28 10:58:33 AM
I'm calling bullshiat

Aint no way in hell this is real.
 
2012-11-28 11:02:20 AM
And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."
 
2012-11-28 11:07:30 AM

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?


Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch
 
2012-11-28 11:13:57 AM
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-11-28 11:15:19 AM
static.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 11:16:57 AM
It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.
 
2012-11-28 11:19:30 AM
H would have gotten more money had she not been there to ugly it all up.

/always wanted one of those Datsuns
 
2012-11-28 11:20:05 AM
How bout He
 
2012-11-28 11:20:17 AM

labman: Not creepy.


Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.
 
2012-11-28 11:22:13 AM

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


Maybe he just likes cottage cheese.
 
2012-11-28 11:22:35 AM

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.
 
2012-11-28 11:25:16 AM
Hahaha the eBay Q & A is great!

Q: are test drives available. and i would like to see the car also
A: Just keep on dreamin & poppin!!!!!

Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

Q: Does buying the car include a free "ride" with the porn star ?
A: Nice way to talk about my daughter!!!! But sure----------!!!! Hit the buy it now!!


Q: You're killin' me!! Did you lose Sierra and you a afraid to tell us? :-( Still hangin' in there.... Mel~
A: No---she's just been busy with her career and school!!! Lexxa is a friend of hers! Trying to get together to do a new shoot with Sierra!!!
 
2012-11-28 11:29:52 AM
Q: Does buying the car include a free "ride" with the porn star ?
A: Nice way to talk about my daughter!!!! But sure----------!!!! Hit the buy it now!!


O_O

Also, somehow the adweek article about it is creepier because it shows one of the other pictures from the ebay ad where she's actually wearing pants. At some point, daddy said "Ok honey, we really need to sell this car, so let's get you out of those pants and down to your chonies so we can get some cheek and camel toe in these shots!"
 
2012-11-28 11:33:36 AM
He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.
 
2012-11-28 11:36:32 AM

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Wait until you see his other daughters, Crystal and Destiny.
 
2012-11-28 11:48:34 AM
I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html
 
2012-11-28 11:49:28 AM
She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

i405.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 12:16:07 PM
I'm going to go ahead and guess that she routinely does things a lot sleazier than this for money.
 
2012-11-28 12:16:39 PM
Is it Wayne Gretzky who is selling the car?


What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

img94.imageshack.us

She could sell me anything....
 
2012-11-28 12:32:10 PM
Lexxa?  Where were little Exxonica and Hostesserella during this incestual travesty?
 
2012-11-28 12:42:54 PM

slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...

[i405.photobucket.com image 608x480]


In this case, I'm proud to be a studman69.
 
2012-11-28 12:46:26 PM
Now that's class.
 
2012-11-28 12:53:59 PM

cman: I'm calling bullshiat

Aint no way in hell this is real.


There's a link to the ebay page in the article Link

The comments are even creepier:
Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

"Your daughter looks like she was ridden hard" "You're just jealous" Uh...
 
2012-11-28 12:57:08 PM
Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win
 
2012-11-28 12:57:16 PM
Those tats look retarded. And trashy.
 
2012-11-28 12:58:51 PM
shiat.

Parents of child teen actresses have been making money off of their children's emerging sexuality for YEARS.
 
2012-11-28 12:59:20 PM
I'd put my penis in her.
 
2012-11-28 12:59:27 PM
Lingere? How am I the first person to point this out?
 
2012-11-28 12:59:41 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


I like the black haired chick better.
That must be "Sierra".
 
2012-11-28 01:00:27 PM
Im gonna go ahead and make the bet that those pics are probably the least revealing ones she has in circulation.
 
2012-11-28 01:00:43 PM
At least she is legal, being Fark I was assuming his Datsun was Pedobear approved.
 
2012-11-28 01:01:17 PM
Meh, they way that tattooed slut looks she probably sucks cock for meth at the local truck stop.
 
2012-11-28 01:01:18 PM
She shouldn't have had access to a sharpie before the photoshoot.
 
2012-11-28 01:01:19 PM
Judging from those horrible tattoos, she's made a long career of bad decisions.
 
2012-11-28 01:01:25 PM
djphilipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-11-28 01:01:56 PM

scottydoesntknow: Q: You're killin' me!! Did you lose Sierra and you a afraid to tell us? :-( Still hangin' in there.... Mel~
A: No---she's just been busy with her career and school!!! Lexxa is a friend of hers! Trying to get together to do a new shoot with Sierra!!!


I am calling shenanigans. It sounds like this is a friend of another model he uses regularly. Why refer to her as a friend of Sierra when "my daughter " is clear and concise? Me thinks the Daughter comment was flippant/trollish.
 
2012-11-28 01:02:24 PM
Well, daaamn. Just look at her. I'm betting she's a ho.
 
2012-11-28 01:02:47 PM
At least while he was using her for the car photoshoot, it took her off the stripper stage for a while.
 
2012-11-28 01:02:47 PM
She looks like she used to showing her body for some man's attention. Probably for $20's.
 
2012-11-28 01:02:51 PM
That is a pretty cool car though.
 
2012-11-28 01:02:57 PM

Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.


Yeah, the girl is cute, but the ink just drags her down.

Not somebody I'd ever think about taking home to meet the parents or even put up with for the long term, but she'd be fun for a short while.

Still, though, this whole thing smacks of trashy... I can't imagine a father who would do this with his daughter. The dude and the girl are farked in the head.
 
2012-11-28 01:03:06 PM
Nice of her to have the Carfax tattooed on her arm.
 
2012-11-28 01:03:11 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


I think the dark haired girl is the Sierra mentioned in the q&a and his other daughter.

Creepy? Not if the girls were cool with it.. It's not like he was bangin them.
 
2012-11-28 01:03:30 PM
If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".
 
2012-11-28 01:03:44 PM
I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.
 
2012-11-28 01:03:55 PM

ScotterOtter: Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win


A million more people will see this ad a result of the "news" story. I'm sure it wasn't his intent, but he's accomplished his goal. Also, the comments lead me to believe that it's a friend of his daughter, not his daughter. Or he's just trying to BS his way out of a hole.
 
2012-11-28 01:04:12 PM
I don't see a problem with this as that girl obviously has no problem debasing herself.

/and yes, I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

//double-wrap
 
2012-11-28 01:04:22 PM

ricewater_stool: I'm going to go ahead and guess that she routinely does things a lot sleazier than this for money her daddy.


Eww. Just eww.
 
2012-11-28 01:05:44 PM

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


Since this is Fark, I expected an 8 year old with lots of comments about "the knees being too sharp" and "I'll still hit it!" Yes I been here way too long.
 
2012-11-28 01:05:55 PM
he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of
 
2012-11-28 01:06:16 PM
I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.
 
2012-11-28 01:06:57 PM
He probably hired her at a strip club and pays her to let him call her his daughter. Datsun owners are weird.
 
2012-11-28 01:07:33 PM
Firmly placed in "Only if stranded on island with only her" category.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of


THIS!
 
2012-11-28 01:08:08 PM

slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...


Suicide Girls ≠ cute.
Attractive perhaps, but not cute.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:30 PM
her legs were fat. she was gross. would not bang.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:36 PM

akula: Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.

Yeah, the girl is cute, but the ink just drags her down.

Not somebody I'd ever think about taking home to meet the parents or even put up with for the long term, but she'd be fun for a short while.

Still, though, this whole thing smacks of trashy... I can't imagine a father who would do this with his daughter. The dude and the girl are farked in the head.


Dude named his daughter "Lexxa." I bet he's been coaching her on her pole dancing moves since she could walk.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:00 PM

Pincy: I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.


early model Japanese sports car?
 
2012-11-28 01:09:37 PM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 01:09:43 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Admittedly I'm a chick, but while she has a cute face the rest of her is just screaming STD's. I can very much say that there are straight guys out there who would say no.... or at least require a few beers first.

Anyhoos, I think it is pretty obvious she's a wannabe model. If you see those biker and car magazines, this is similar to what they have in there. Perhaps she's just trying to be "discovered" and dad, in his demented way, thinks why the hell not. I mean, someone has to pay for the meth.

/surprised no one has posted that teacher who was farking her student who took sexy pics on a motorcycle - the one who used the "I'm too pretty to go to jail!" excuse
 
2012-11-28 01:09:58 PM
We need that "When the lights are off I forget he's my dad" jpeg stat.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:59 PM
She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...
 
2012-11-28 01:10:20 PM
I'll take the car.

NOT the girl. She fugly.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:21 PM

MythDragon: //double-wrap


So very much of THIS
 
2012-11-28 01:10:21 PM

davidphogan: He probably hired her at a strip club and pays her to let him call her his daughter. Datsun owners are weird.


it's the short legs and long body.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:38 PM
Yeah, she looks pretty trashy. And frankly, no I wouldn't put my peener in her without going to get some shots afterwards. She looks overly passed around.

With that unimportant bit out of the way... 7.5k for a datsun Z? with 50k in mileage (nice). Good price?
 
2012-11-28 01:10:45 PM
Very old adage: You breed thoroughbreds, you get thoroughbreds. You breed jackasses, you get jackasses.

In other words: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.



/I'll pass
 
2012-11-28 01:10:50 PM
Stripper

Daughter or not his daughter.......still a stripper.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:57 PM
She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:09 PM

brap: Lexxa?  Where were little Exxonica and Hostesserella during this incestual travesty?


Hanging out with Drislax, Shaquilla and LaBeefa, prolly.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:15 PM
Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
img15.imageshack.us 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:22 PM
He spelled her name wrong. LeXXXa.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:24 PM
FTFA: Sometimes acknowledging a daughter's fledgling sexuality can be a positive thing, says Lindsay Cross at Mommyish

Fledgling?

I get the distinct impression that 20 year old Lexxa is no fledgling to sexuality. That is not a value judgement--that is just an observation.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:41 PM
Hey, I know that chick. To be fair, she called me daddy as well.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:53 PM

skullkrusher: early model Japanese sports car?


i830.photobucket.com

You rang?
 
2012-11-28 01:12:20 PM

stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...


Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.
 
2012-11-28 01:12:49 PM

cgraves67: She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.


Undoubtedly sporting bald tires, rusty brakes and a trunk with perforations.
 
2012-11-28 01:13:12 PM
That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."
 
2012-11-28 01:13:50 PM

Valiente: cgraves67: She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.

Undoubtedly sporting bald tires, rusty brakes and a trunk with perforations.


better bag it not once, not twice but thrice if you plan on getting anywhere near her hatchback
 
2012-11-28 01:14:23 PM
I normally don't mind tattoos, but I've always been perplexed by ones that are an entire paragraph of text.
 
2012-11-28 01:15:25 PM
www.adweek.com

www.ridleysrides.com

Yeah, I prefer Sierra
 
2012-11-28 01:15:48 PM
Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.
 
2012-11-28 01:16:13 PM
 
2012-11-28 01:17:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.


i50.tinypic.com

It got creepy right about here.
Dad is taking a picture of daughters ass
 
2012-11-28 01:17:17 PM
Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her
 
2012-11-28 01:17:23 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky
 
2012-11-28 01:18:09 PM
Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:22 PM
Her skirt is so short I can tell how many times her dad missed her dance recital.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:23 PM
Heh, nice family.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:24 PM
I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:32 PM

Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.


Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:39 PM

BHShaman: Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.


Something tells me dad bed daughter long before this photo-shoot.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:49 PM
Looks like she has more millage than the car.

That car should sell itself.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:00 PM
I'll bet you can find her ad on BackPages.com or under the escorts section or maybe even on www.myredbook.com. $150 will most likly get an hour of her time with MSOG.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM
Tatoos never made anyone look *more* beautiful than they already were.

The opposite effect, however, is quite common.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:31 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.
 
2012-11-28 01:20:19 PM

stonicus: She's hot... i>

 

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
 
2012-11-28 01:20:40 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


You are marrying the first girl you boned? Bad bad move. Best of luck

/end threadjack
 
2012-11-28 01:20:42 PM

stonicus: Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.


He said, typing with one hand.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.

[i50.tinypic.com image 384x284]

It got creepy right about here.
Dad is taking a picture of daughters ass


If dad's been tappin dat ass, then taking picts of it isn't nearly that creepy -- so to speak.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:33 PM
She is 20...why is this wrong?
 
2012-11-28 01:22:00 PM

Magorn: You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?

Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


In this case, I believe that issue is that she is performing fellatio on her father.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:06 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


Considering he's a dealer, his daughter has lots of potential photo ops to fill her uh....portfolio with. I wonder if Dad pays her anything to move his "items".

This works against you, DAD. If your cars look rode hard and put away wet like your still minor daughter, I don't think I'll be bidding on anything you're selling. I might catch something from your daughter AND from the seat of your vehicles.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:08 PM
Take a look at the woman. I am sure daddy has used her for a lot more than getting his car sold even more so when you consider she agree to do this for him. Now I could be wrong, but I highly doubt that I am. With that said I don't really see any issue with having your daughter model an item you are trying to sell.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:43 PM

thecpt: Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.

Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.


You are a farking genius.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:44 PM
But who's buying?

pcdn.500px.net
 
2012-11-28 01:22:56 PM
Reporter uses the word sleazy as if it is a bad thing.
 
2012-11-28 01:24:01 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


long necks are a sign of nobility
 
2012-11-28 01:24:09 PM

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


"Okay honey, now put on those boy shorts that daddy bought for you and give the camera your best "plow me harder" look from behind."
 
2012-11-28 01:24:46 PM

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.


Wow, glad to see someone has finally noticed this. I've lived on both sides of the US, in both the north and south. The one constant in all these areas is REDNECKS.

Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.
 
2012-11-28 01:25:31 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 01:25:47 PM
I wish my daughter was that hot....
 
2012-11-28 01:26:15 PM

Crudbucket: I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.


i45.tinypic.com

Here's mom with her son, the 'pool boy'.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:33 PM
All I know is I just bought a used Datsun off eBay!
 
2012-11-28 01:26:35 PM
You gotta be willin' to take penicillin, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...
 
2012-11-28 01:26:48 PM
Maybe the car doesn't have any brakes either.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:51 PM
Eh, I'd take it for a test drive.

/The daughter, not the car.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:53 PM
How much you wanting to bet at least one tattoo is misspelled?
 
2012-11-28 01:26:54 PM

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


Because she was built in 1992 and has more mileage than the car built in 1977
 
2012-11-28 01:27:22 PM

exick: Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


The trouble is trying to find a 20 year old girl who isn't somebody's daughter.
 
2012-11-28 01:27:31 PM

ristst: Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.


Yeah, I moved out of PA and people in my current blue state have no clue what I mean when I say I was raised in Pennsyltucky. People I went to school with didn't know what a double wide was.
 
2012-11-28 01:27:34 PM

madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky


OK, Studman

www.gotceleb.com

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

www.gotceleb.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 01:27:40 PM
Owner has an e-mail in case we have any questions..........I envoke farkers everywhere.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:00 PM

Mentat: Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.

Wait until you see his other daughters, Crystal and Destiny.


And Nevaeh.

/freaking HATE that WT name
 
2012-11-28 01:28:02 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


But hey that gi-raff's got a nice rack.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:21 PM
I couldn't find her on facebook, so I wonder if that is her real name or her hooker name.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:30 PM

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


Hey, do you have any hot pics of your over 18 daughters while were on the subject? Nothing wrong with that... right?
 
2012-11-28 01:28:34 PM
She ain't bad. shiatty ink, but whatever.

/rather have the car
 
2012-11-28 01:28:56 PM

WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.


You win.
 
2012-11-28 01:29:02 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Crudbucket: I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.

[i45.tinypic.com image 571x860]

Here's mom with her son, the 'pool boy'.


That sunnavabiatch stole my abs! I told you I'd find you, Diego!
 
2012-11-28 01:29:24 PM

pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility


then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:13 PM

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


2nd...
 
2012-11-28 01:30:25 PM

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


She's good in bed, so that counts for something.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:44 PM

JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.


I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?
 
2012-11-28 01:30:45 PM

BHShaman: Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.


No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:47 PM
I am glad he is selling a 1977 Datsun instead of a 1987 Ford Cargo Van...
 
2012-11-28 01:30:51 PM

Banned on the Run: madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky

OK, Studman

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x700]

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


I just fired my gun, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-11-28 01:31:33 PM
She's in a lot of pictures on the website mentioned in the Ebay ads,  Ridley's Rides along with the dark haired chick. The very last vehicle has an up and comer who isn't quite as skanky...yet.
 
2012-11-28 01:31:36 PM
Step aside Studmen....I'll wreck the ride, and then young lady draped across it! And not necessarily in that order!

/redneck
 
2012-11-28 01:31:41 PM
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
 
2012-11-28 01:33:43 PM

fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility

then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.


Long Neck = Deep Throat.
 
2012-11-28 01:34:16 PM

Magorn: Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


Looking at her, you know what else isn't too much of a stretch?

www.photolizer.com
 
2012-11-28 01:34:33 PM

Banned on the Run: /she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey



Now that girl is way hotter. shiat, that is nice. Look at that stomach and rack... although I'd spend a lot of time behind her for sure.
 
2012-11-28 01:34:41 PM
Don't think much damage was done. Girl looks pretty Farked up to begin with.
 
2012-11-28 01:35:16 PM
Her name is Lexxa.......I think that sums it up right there
 
2012-11-28 01:35:32 PM
Reminds me of a joke:

Man takes his 14 y/o daughter to the doctor and explains that she needs birth control.
The Doctor says "At 14, your daughter is sexually active?"
The man looks perplexed and finally responds, "No, she kinda just lays there like her mama"
 
2012-11-28 01:35:40 PM
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-11-28 01:36:06 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?


Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2012-11-28 01:36:51 PM
I'll say this, I wouldn't mind working on her undercarriage perhaps give her a lube job. I just hope there isn't any tranny issues.
 
2012-11-28 01:36:57 PM
staging.1013thebounce.com

Sees nothing wrong with this
 
2012-11-28 01:38:04 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html



Oh my Zeus, he's got TWO!
 
2012-11-28 01:38:14 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?


The implication is that since you're a 32 year old virgin, you must have purchased a mail order bride (presumptively from Thailand).
 
2012-11-28 01:38:57 PM

Banned on the Run: /she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


Only reason I like that show
 
2012-11-28 01:39:07 PM
Well, incest and arsenic aside, Ebay apparently DOES have it's limits.
www.theblaze.com
Link to Ebay story on Obama Pee Pee art
 
2012-11-28 01:39:19 PM
Fifty bucks never killed anybody
 
2012-11-28 01:40:29 PM

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


Now if you do it with someone else's somewhat-hot 20-year old daughter, you're a job creator.

// Like Hefner
// And the dudes at Maxim
// And every other guy throughout history that has made some kind of pop-culture impact
 
2012-11-28 01:40:44 PM

swangoatman: Well, incest and arsenic aside, Ebay apparently DOES have it's limits.
[www.theblaze.com image 620x299]
Link to Ebay story on Obama Pee Pee art


That's derivative of piss christ and valueless. As opposed to piss christ... which is still just piss in a jar.
 
2012-11-28 01:40:50 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)
 
2012-11-28 01:40:59 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


How else are they supposed to pay for their fake tits?
 
2012-11-28 01:41:01 PM

Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.


Trashy girls need loving too... and that spare 50 bucks you are offering.
 
2012-11-28 01:41:20 PM
My wife will give birth to my daughter in a month and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/also posted her ultrasound photos on facebook
// starting early
 
2012-11-28 01:42:57 PM

you are a puppet: [www.adweek.com image 382x282]

[www.ridleysrides.com image 640x480]

Yeah, I prefer Sierra


Dude is a TERRIBLE photographer. Has no idea his shadow or reflection is in a good percentage of his shots.
 
2012-11-28 01:43:50 PM
And this is a problem because.....
 
2012-11-28 01:44:02 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


I gotcha...it was one of those other sites. rosebrides.com or something.
 
2012-11-28 01:44:35 PM
[I'm fine with this.jpg]
 
2012-11-28 01:45:22 PM
I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.
 
2012-11-28 01:45:58 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


Pics or you're lying
 
2012-11-28 01:46:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:


Doesn't look like him. Maybe it's because she has teeth.

//is she a good puck?
 
2012-11-28 01:46:20 PM
I'm normally all for scantily clad, attractive women but the way that Rich Wyatt pimps out his daughter on that show really creeps me out. He's no prize winner himself. The only likable person on that show is the mother.
 
2012-11-28 01:46:57 PM
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
 
2012-11-28 01:47:46 PM

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


It seems like more of a deterrent to me. Who wants skank stains on the seats?
 
2012-11-28 01:49:19 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Relevant:

Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shiat, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Good luck, Cameron. I mean, "Mid_mo_mad_man", if that is your real name.
 
2012-11-28 01:49:43 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.
 
2012-11-28 01:49:50 PM
I agree with another poster- that particular look is less "Please be gentle", and more "Hurry it up, I need to get more smokes."
 
2012-11-28 01:49:56 PM

Magorn: unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."

You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?


Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


First time outside of terribly written fetish fiction I've heard of a dad taking advantage of daddy issues though.
 
2012-11-28 01:50:09 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?
 
2012-11-28 01:50:12 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?
 
2012-11-28 01:50:21 PM
Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??
 
2012-11-28 01:50:31 PM

Baz the Spaz: And this is a problem because.....


Well, I don't really know... but it seems a bit odd when you consider that a man is taking a picture of his POS car, while crouching down and behind his daughter who is wearing cheekies... taking the picture from between her legs. It just don't seem right with what I think a father should do with his own daughter... step-daughter, perhaps, but that's another story that depends on what kind of moral compass you may or may not have. I still wouldn't do it.

/also mad that I can't "zoom" on that one particular image
//outrage is directed at the jerk who disabled that feature for that one shot
 
2012-11-28 01:50:55 PM

karmaceutical:
No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.


My bad.
The first picture was just from the rear and I was multi-tasking.

Which is really embarrassing considering I have owned a B210 and a @280ZX (2+2) in the past.
 
2012-11-28 01:51:22 PM

kgloverfl: She's in a lot of pictures on the website mentioned in the Ebay ads,  Ridley's Rides along with the dark haired chick. The very last vehicle has an up and comer who isn't quite as skanky...yet.


Oh wow. The first one, Steely? That tattoo just screams, "I make poor decisions."
 
2012-11-28 01:51:50 PM
Has anyone said skank hoe yet?
 
2012-11-28 01:51:59 PM

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Pretty much guaranteed stripper as an occupation. She can add the extra x when she graduates to full porn star.

/It's like naming your son Jeeves.
 
2012-11-28 01:52:07 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


I see this ending well.
 
2012-11-28 01:52:49 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.
 
2012-11-28 01:53:41 PM

WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."


Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.
 
2012-11-28 01:53:57 PM

pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility


and deepthroating skills
 
2012-11-28 01:54:25 PM
I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty
 
2012-11-28 01:55:17 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!
 
2012-11-28 01:55:24 PM
So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?
 
2012-11-28 01:55:52 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

I gotcha...it was one of those other sites. rosebrides.com or something.

I in
No way bought her
In no way have I paid for sex or her to marry me

Banned on the Run: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

Pics or you're lying


Funny thing is she look like the dark hair German gals in my family. Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's. Plus she might cut off the sex if she found out. I ain't waiting for another 32 years to find another gal that will throw me one.
 
2012-11-28 01:55:59 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


To be fair, the 32 year old virgin likely isn't pretty either.
 
2012-11-28 01:56:28 PM
Why hasn't this turned into a "The car or the girl?" thread.
 
2012-11-28 01:56:44 PM

sweet-daddy-2: pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility

and deepthroating skills


This.

/bunk, etc
 
2012-11-28 01:57:10 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


Irrelevant. He's not a virgin anymore.
 
2012-11-28 01:58:27 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.


Reread my post
 
2012-11-28 01:58:30 PM
The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.
 
2012-11-28 01:58:38 PM
I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.
 
2012-11-28 01:58:39 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Funny thing is she look like the dark hair German gals in my family. Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's. Plus she might cut off the sex if she found out. I ain't waiting for another 32 years to find another gal that will throw me one.


Oh my f*cking God I wish I could impregnate this thread so f*cking much
 
2012-11-28 01:59:16 PM
Saw this on facebook this morning, creepy and freaky:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 01:59:33 PM

notatrollorami: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.


Paige Wyatt, daughter of Rich Wyatt. Family is on the show "American Guns". I don't know if the show even airs anymore.
 
2012-11-28 02:00:29 PM
Man, that thing has high mileage and has been used hard.

The car's not that great, either.
 
2012-11-28 02:00:36 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


You are clairvoyant.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's

 
2012-11-28 02:01:13 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.
 
2012-11-28 02:01:22 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Now that's class.


The South has rednecks. The Pacific Northwest has a crazy amalgam of meth, tattoos, strippers, and piercings.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:16 PM
Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:22 PM

Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


You sound kinda butthurted.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:23 PM
After thoroughly "researching" the ridleys rides site I think I have it figured out.

Its probably not his daughter. Dude is a biker douche who sells vehicles and it looks like he probably hires either strippers or friends or both to do the photo shoots.

And the girl everyones droling over isn't Sierra. Its Alchemy...further proving my stripper hypothesis.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:40 PM

Deep Contact: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.


what cousin Vicki might look like

www.biography.com

ok, not might. That's what she looks like
 
2012-11-28 02:02:44 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


There are many highly attractive escorts.

For free? Yeah, that might be a challenge.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:04 PM

You Idiots: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!


The thing that really surprises me is that she doesn't have the standard issue tramp stamp. (yet)
 
2012-11-28 02:03:05 PM

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


Probably attractive to the target market of an old souped up Datsun, though.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:19 PM
 
2012-11-28 02:03:20 PM

Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this
 
2012-11-28 02:03:36 PM

jst3p: Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You sound kinda butthurted.


I iz
 
2012-11-28 02:03:51 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.


Ha...spot on.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:54 PM
car looks decent. wouldn't mind having a ride...
 
2012-11-28 02:04:07 PM

CthulhuCalling: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??

Irrelevant. He's not a virgin anymore.


He probably can't post now since Farkers keep giving him high fives.

Proud of you.
 
2012-11-28 02:04:32 PM

clyph: There are many highly attractive escorts.

For free? Yeah, that might be a challenge.


We have to be getting trolled at this point. It's starting to feel like a script
 
2012-11-28 02:04:36 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy, she teansforms your semen into child support checks!
 
2012-11-28 02:04:39 PM
Oh yuck. She's not pretty and kinda skanky.
 
2012-11-28 02:05:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation
 
2012-11-28 02:05:28 PM

jst3p: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.

Alchemy, she transforms your semen into child support checks!


godamn preview
 
2012-11-28 02:05:56 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation


Yea this situation doesn't work the same as that situation
 
2012-11-28 02:06:05 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this


No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with
 
2012-11-28 02:06:32 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Oh God I hope the one spread eagle is also a daughter of his
 
2012-11-28 02:07:07 PM

Flakeloaf: Unavailable for comment.


Same here.
ticklemevintage.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 02:07:08 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with


Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it
 
2012-11-28 02:07:42 PM

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 02:08:24 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??

He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation


Actually I said I was a 32 virgin and would have passed it up
 
2012-11-28 02:08:26 PM
Where's the bumper sticker that says
Candy's dandy
But incest is best
?
 
2012-11-28 02:08:29 PM
cdn.hark.com
So THAT's how it is in their family
 
2012-11-28 02:08:32 PM

vudukungfu: WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.


Someone had to: Citiation needed.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:19 PM
Hell, even Gary Gygax wasn't above using his daughter to pimp the old TSR games.

www.headinjurytheater.com

/How come my mutants never looked like THAT in Gamma World
//Duh, she's a pure Strain Human.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:27 PM

FooDog: The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.


Yeah, and modeling isn't all they do for him either, I'm betting.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:32 PM
did the car sell?
 
2012-11-28 02:09:39 PM

cig-mkr: Has anyone said skank hoe yet?


Oh knats!
 
2012-11-28 02:09:58 PM

Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


There's plenty of meanness here. Look harder.
 
2012-11-28 02:10:16 PM
I don't mind tattoos at all, but get that shiat off your face tackle-box.
 
2012-11-28 02:11:28 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


You have incredibly low standards.
 
2012-11-28 02:11:38 PM

jst3p: Saw this on facebook this morning, creepy and freaky:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 750x514]


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 02:11:47 PM
Came for the that chick is too busted to sell cars comments, but was pleasantly surprised by the 32 year old virgin who may or may not have gotten laid by a mail order bride.

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-28 02:11:50 PM
Which is why I had my father put on lingerie when I want to sell a teenage girl's car.

/It's a niche market
 
2012-11-28 02:12:08 PM
He seems to have a whole bunch of daughters. Link to "pinups" gallery on Ridley's Rides: Link

Avoid the home page; auto-play of "Born to be Wild"
 
2012-11-28 02:12:25 PM
Gross! Who the hell wants a Datsun?
 
2012-11-28 02:12:28 PM
Someone save this thread for the next time someone starts tossing out the phrase "slut-shaming."
 
2012-11-28 02:13:34 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with

Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it


This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.
 
2012-11-28 02:14:01 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Wow. Is this guy from the south?
 
2012-11-28 02:14:15 PM

BHShaman: karmaceutical:
No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.

My bad.
The first picture was just from the rear and I was multi-tasking.

Which is really embarrassing considering I have owned a B210 and a @280ZX (2+2) in the past.


When I was born (2nd child) my dad traded in his '69 Mustang Fastback for a Datsun B210.

By the time I was learning to drive he had a 5 speed 280ZX with T-tops. It took me about a year to completely trash that engine and transmission.

I was not good for my dads car life.

///CSB/Sorry Dad
 
2012-11-28 02:15:34 PM

fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?


Frankly, yes.
 
2012-11-28 02:15:38 PM

WTFDYW: H would have gotten more money had she not been there to ugly it all up.

/always wanted one of those Datsuns


THIS.

I want a Datsun, but not like this.

/not
//like
///this
 
2012-11-28 02:15:40 PM
DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫
 
2012-11-28 02:16:10 PM
For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.
 
2012-11-28 02:16:34 PM

DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.


The fact that this question even gets asked kind of points out whats wrong with people.
 
2012-11-28 02:16:34 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫


Um no
 
2012-11-28 02:16:49 PM

JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.


Funny! I bet you got some doozies.
 
2012-11-28 02:18:38 PM
I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.
 
2012-11-28 02:19:06 PM

DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.


Animals tend to be instinctually protective over their own offspring. However, he may not view this as having negative consequencs, and therefore, not a threat to her survival. It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?
 
2012-11-28 02:19:34 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


When my brother first saw that show he commented on the daughter...I told him that she was only 16....he disturbed himself....
 
2012-11-28 02:19:58 PM

Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.


Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like
 
2012-11-28 02:20:50 PM

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


A good buddy would have "helped out " with it. If your a farkette
 
2012-11-28 02:21:14 PM

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Dungeons and Dragons, right?
 
2012-11-28 02:21:18 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy can turn wood into flaccid flesh
 
2012-11-28 02:21:55 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


I get the sense from that gallery that one of them is the Step-mom to his actual kids.
 
2012-11-28 02:22:19 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Smoky Dragon Dish: DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫

Um no


Um no, what?

acimg.auctivacommerce.com
 
2012-11-28 02:22:23 PM
20 year old poorly tattooed skank consented. Next fake outrage.
 
2012-11-28 02:24:15 PM
Folks, that car will cost you far, far less in the long term than that woman. 

Obvious.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:03 PM

Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.


He's still not gonna sleep with you.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:29 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.

Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like


With the ginger mixed into the genes she looks more like the dark haired kinda pale German gals in my family. Would know she was latino till she goes off on some one
 
2012-11-28 02:25:32 PM
I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Sweet dreams!
 
2012-11-28 02:26:33 PM

MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.


He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...
 
2012-11-28 02:27:03 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Tat'dGreaser: Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.

Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like

With the ginger mixed into the genes she looks more like the dark haired kinda pale German gals in my family. Would know she was latino till she goes off on some one


Wouldn't know she was
 
2012-11-28 02:28:12 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


icantfaptothis.jpg
nukeitfromorbit.jpg
idratherwaituntiliwas32.jpg
 
2012-11-28 02:28:33 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

Sweet dreams!



Burn in hell. I can feel her creepy lazy eye judging me judging her.
 
2012-11-28 02:28:41 PM

MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.


he might - dude's waited 32 years. He might want to make up for lost time.
 
2012-11-28 02:28:50 PM

FooDog: The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.


and from the looks of things they all have a history of making stable lifestyle choices.
/whatever... when I saw the headline I thought the girl was going to be a tween. They all look like adults, so I dont see anything wrong. adults are entitled to poor taste, I think its in the constitution.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:15 PM

wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.


You're assuming she can read.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:16 PM
the girl or the car?

which has more miles?
 
2012-11-28 02:29:25 PM
chicks and cars work together. The only problem, and it is a big one, is that this is his daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:39 PM

CthulhuCalling: notatrollorami: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.

Paige Wyatt, daughter of Rich Wyatt. Family is on the show "American Guns". I don't know if the show even airs anymore.


Thanks! FWIW though the search turned up a YouTube video consisting of her very scantily clad self with sexy music and lyrics, which was cool and chub inducing, interspersed with shots of her similarly dressed but standing there with her dad. Chub ruined, brain confused. BAD dad. BAD!
 
2012-11-28 02:30:34 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


Looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of oranges at some point.
 
2012-11-28 02:32:01 PM
I'd make him an offer on the car, but only if he threw in a beej from the daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:32:35 PM
Brown shoes don't make it.
 
2012-11-28 02:35:22 PM
I'd wreck that. Then I'd like to have sexual relations with the daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:35:53 PM

blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.


So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?
 
2012-11-28 02:36:30 PM

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Dammit half the time when I reply on the phone it doesn't quote the original post! This was for the guy that said 32yo virgin must be fugly.
 
2012-11-28 02:37:21 PM
www.adweek.com
Miss Ridley, are you trying to sell me?

/did he dress up his son Dat to sell his Lexus?
 
2012-11-28 02:38:09 PM
I don't care that he is taking pictures of his own daughter. I just wish the dude would upload some non-thumbnail sized pictures. What a waste.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:24 PM
I like how the article used the term "budding sexuality". From the looks of that chick, I'm going out on a limb and saying that her sexuality "budded" at about 6 when Uncle Mike would sneak into her room after bedtime... unless daddy did it instead.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:30 PM

maggoo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

Doesn't look like him. Maybe it's because she has teeth.

//is she a good puck?


She loves it in the six hole.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:40 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.
 
2012-11-28 02:39:28 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.
 
2012-11-28 02:41:51 PM
You know, looking at this, I'm not entirely sure that this is actually a guy selling these vehicles.
From ridleysrides.com:

Call KIM RIDLEY XXX-XXX-XXXX for appointment to purchase!
All vehicles shown by appointment only!


It's a bit less creepy if it's just a mom and daughter putzing around. Trashy? Yup. But it feels slightly less skeevy.
 
2012-11-28 02:42:07 PM
www.vanityfair.com

Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects
 
2012-11-28 02:42:16 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.


cunning plan
 
2012-11-28 02:42:55 PM
anadaday.dk
 
2012-11-28 02:43:34 PM

skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


A 200 pound women in her late 50's that sports a hairy upper lip? Sorry sport she's married
 
2012-11-28 02:44:05 PM

skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.
 
2012-11-28 02:46:16 PM

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


Post them please
 
2012-11-28 02:47:14 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


you meant to link to the pinups didn't you? i'm guessing these aren't his daughters.
 
2012-11-28 02:47:22 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

A good buddy would have "helped out " with it. If your a farkette


I'm a dude. But fwiw I did, a lot. Just one example; when my wife was having our first child there was a cute neonatal nurse that I managed to set up with him. She had already seen him (holding my daughter so looking like a good guy) and she thought he was cute. I set it up so she'd already had a couple of drinks when they met at the bar. He f'ed that up; just too damned tongue tied.

///Confidence and humor can work wonders for average looking guys. The lack thereof can completely emasculate good looking guys.

////All you lovelorn whiners keep blaming it on money or whatever.
 
2012-11-28 02:47:32 PM
More disturbing than the pictures are the mean-spirited, sex negative and shaming comments in this thread. I know, I know, welcome to Fark...
 
2012-11-28 02:47:38 PM
Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?
 
2012-11-28 02:48:49 PM

skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


I was. But I have also met hawt girls that I'm sure have trouble spelling their own names.
 
2012-11-28 02:49:38 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.


Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor
 
2012-11-28 02:49:45 PM

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-11-28 02:50:59 PM
No one cares.
 
2012-11-28 02:51:40 PM

Inaditch: More disturbing than the pictures are the mean-spirited, sex negative and shaming comments in this thread. I know, I know, welcome to Fark...


She looks so skanky that her dad taking these photos of her is probably not even on the top 10 on trashy things she's done.
 
2012-11-28 02:51:48 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Which is why I had my father put on lingerie when I want to sell a teenage girl's car.

/It's a niche market


/shudder

The scary thing is that would likely gather a lot of interest :P
 
2012-11-28 02:51:56 PM

Abuse Liability: It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?


Someone else's son?

NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-28 02:52:21 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Post them please


I honestly wouldn't feel comfortable posting a pic of someone I knew. The bastard had this too say too (when asked how hot she is IRL): eehhhhh...body isn't that great.

He is one of the hairiest men I know.
 
2012-11-28 02:52:46 PM

EnglishMan: She looks so skanky that her dad taking these photos of her is probably not even on the top 10 on trashy things she's done.


THIS x 10^3
 
2012-11-28 02:53:00 PM
Hey, check it out!

www.voxxi.com

That's Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's hot sister on That 70's Show.

Yikes!
 
2012-11-28 02:53:04 PM

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-28 02:53:11 PM

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


well tell your friend that I am gonna be stopping by for some weed while I await my phone call from
Mid_mo_mad_man
's mom
 
2012-11-28 02:54:29 PM

pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility


blogs.houstonpress.com

/king of beers
 
2012-11-28 02:54:42 PM

Banned on the Run: madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky

OK, Studman

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x700]

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


A vampire's wet dream. She looks kinda like a taller, slimmer Nikki Sims (any GIS will be NSFW, by the way)

Also, what a cute Lexa may look like:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-28 02:54:48 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

A 200 pound women in her late 50's that sports a hairy upper lip? Sorry sport she's married


it ain't her upper lips I'm interested in! HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-11-28 02:54:57 PM
She's 20. She consented. Maybe she even got a percentage.

What about Teri Shields and Dina Lohan? Do they get a pass because they're female creeps?
 
2012-11-28 02:55:25 PM

Lollipop165: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?


JohnnyCanuck: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?


Push up bra for a nearly flat chest?
 
2012-11-28 02:55:38 PM

buckler: Lisa Robin Kelly


Damn...that looks like meth face!!
 
2012-11-28 02:56:22 PM

stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...


yeah hot
 
2012-11-28 02:56:54 PM

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.
 
2012-11-28 02:56:59 PM

Abuse Liability: DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.

Animals tend to be instinctually protective over their own offspring. However, he may not view this as having negative consequencs, and therefore, not a threat to her survival. It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?


You are correct, but even the most open minded of person would be put off if that girl's dad was standing in the
background coaching her to do a good job.
 
2012-11-28 02:57:10 PM
i45.tinypic.com

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.
 
2012-11-28 02:58:20 PM

CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.


As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)
 
2012-11-28 02:59:42 PM
I dunno ... for a late model its seem to have a lot of mileage.
 
2012-11-28 02:59:45 PM

pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.


Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?
 
2012-11-28 03:00:25 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 529x450]

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

i2.cdnds.net

Is this vocabulary nazi:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-28 03:00:31 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.
 
2012-11-28 03:00:54 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.
 
2012-11-28 03:02:22 PM

Abuse Liability: Tat'dGreaser: Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with

Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it

This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.


You too? I thought I was the only pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.
 
2012-11-28 03:02:58 PM

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.
 
2012-11-28 03:03:24 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.


Oh snap
 
2012-11-28 03:03:44 PM

pciszek: exick: Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

The trouble is trying to find a 20 year old girl who isn't somebody's daughter.


Does it become more OK if you have known the girl (and her parents) for almost 25 years?

\difficulty: of 30 years.
 
2012-11-28 03:04:33 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Sierra's not too bad. I like the ones with her in glasses. They make her look classy
 
2012-11-28 03:05:04 PM

JohnnyCanuck: JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.

Funny! I bet you got some doozies.


I've seen just about every reply to you since they implemented that feature. Some are pretty hilarious. Kinda sucks that if I want to use that feature I have to accidentally stalk your replies. haha!

Is that a bug or a feature?
 
2012-11-28 03:05:48 PM
No bothered, not even a little
I get to see a decent tush, daddy sells a car.

Why no...I don't have any children
 
2012-11-28 03:05:57 PM
Has anyone found the nude pics of her yet? I guarantee she's made at least one porno
 
2012-11-28 03:06:02 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


F*CK you man. F*CK you.
 
2012-11-28 03:06:18 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap


I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.
 
2012-11-28 03:08:14 PM

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


If she is ever hard up for a date...let me know....I'm only 45 minutes away....


/It's Christmas time....time for wishful thinking....
 
2012-11-28 03:08:32 PM

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?
 
2012-11-28 03:09:14 PM
I like the car...
 
2012-11-28 03:09:15 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.


I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her
 
2012-11-28 03:09:43 PM

You Idiots: pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.

Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?


He needs to get out of the house more. We went to a show the other night and he seemed to be having fun.
 
2012-11-28 03:10:38 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 529x450]

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


Why do I want to buy a Datsun all of a sudden?
 
2012-11-28 03:11:07 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor


Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-28 03:12:13 PM
Was his ridleysrides website made with Frontpage circa 1997?
 
2012-11-28 03:12:27 PM

thecpt: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?


I don't, but that's pretty funny. I work at a media company that sells ad space around the country. So, I snag anything funny, weird, unusual, etc. Also, the political ad spots out west were f*cking vicious.
 
2012-11-28 03:12:40 PM
She's got a cute face; were she reared properly, she may even be hot.

It's like those times when you see an older BMW 5-series on the road and it's all scratched up with faded paint. A damn shame.
 
2012-11-28 03:12:40 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


Wtf is that in the pic?
 
2012-11-28 03:13:01 PM

JohnnyC: JohnnyCanuck: JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.

Funny! I bet you got some doozies.

I've seen just about every reply to you since they implemented that feature. Some are pretty hilarious. Kinda sucks that if I want to use that feature I have to accidentally stalk your replies. haha!

Is that a bug or a feature?


Well I will take this time to apologize to you for some of the things you must have read. I have a tendency to call out farkers being over the top a-holes. Granted, I do so by sometimes being ridiculously over the top...so I elicit some pretty crazy replies.
 
2012-11-28 03:14:54 PM

grinding_journalist: ScotterOtter: Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win

A million more people will see this ad a result of the "news" story. I'm sure it wasn't his intent, but he's accomplished his goal. Also, the comments lead me to believe that it's a friend of his daughter, not his daughter. Or he's just trying to BS his way out of a hole.


heh heh.. "hole"
 
2012-11-28 03:15:39 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]

Wtf is that in the pic?


Baby Quinn dust.
 
2012-11-28 03:15:45 PM
monoski: "Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects"

Yeah, it's also pretty creepy when Billy Ray or Joe Simpson do it. But at least they're getting millions. One could imagine they may even have been reluctant at first and then became corrupted by the piles of money.

This clown is doing it for a few extra hits on Ebay that, *maybe* translated into selling a Datsun for marginally more than it's worth.

That's an entire other level of creepy.
 
2012-11-28 03:16:15 PM
Oh, mad man from midmo, you're so oblivious it's cute.

/fyi, as with the a-f grading scale, "e" boobs do not exist.
 
2012-11-28 03:16:18 PM

pxlboy: You Idiots: pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.

Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?

He needs to get out of the house more. We went to a show the other night and he seemed to be having fun.


If he is really experiencing depression and having those side-effects (not taking care of himself, etc.), he's at bottom and really needs some therapy.

/Suffers from PTSD & Chronic depression
//Depression reaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sucks.
 
2012-11-28 03:17:57 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


Sorry ifs didn't know I was suppose to aroused by bbws. Didn't get the memo
 
2012-11-28 03:18:03 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.


I don't think any of us here will disagree with her lack of sanity. But FFS man! How many times have we gotta tell you?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 03:18:52 PM

stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]


PLEASE tell me that's a shoop
 
2012-11-28 03:19:48 PM
She looks like a klassy ho. Nice parenting jorb!
 
2012-11-28 03:21:28 PM

thecpt: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?


I found one similar:

Link
 
2012-11-28 03:23:03 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Which might happen if you knock boots with her


Condoms are your friend.
 
2012-11-28 03:23:39 PM
Is that a 240Z?

I'll take the car please...
 
2012-11-28 03:25:45 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


I'm in love with you.
 
2012-11-28 03:26:19 PM

pxlboy: I found one similar:

Link


holy shiat. They probably ripped it right off of that one. The other one was low quality and campy, that one is just plain good.
 
2012-11-28 03:27:21 PM

zabadu: I'm in love with you.


Hail to the King, baby!
 
2012-11-28 03:27:43 PM

clyph: Mid_mo_mad_man: Which might happen if you knock boots with her

Condoms are your friend.


Latex is no match for half the stuff she's most likely carring
 
2012-11-28 03:28:11 PM
Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well
 
2012-11-28 03:28:41 PM

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


She didn't put on tiny shorts though. She took her pants off...that's her underwear you're looking at.

See the full striptease act here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Datsun-Z-Series-280Z-Nissan-S30-280Z-Fi rst-Series-Body-Style-2-owner-49-964-miles-Pac-NW-Z-Rare-/190752260987 #v4-40

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-11-28 03:30:45 PM
Anyone who thinks that listing would have gotten anywhere near 7500 views without that girl in it is crazy. Mission accomplished and well played, Dad.

I think she is hot though, so what do I know, right?
 
2012-11-28 03:30:56 PM

Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop


yup they shooped da woop
 
2012-11-28 03:31:05 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics or have standards..


FTFY
 
2012-11-28 03:31:16 PM

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


Ty for the advice. We dated a year before we became physical so it's not like we just jumped into it. It will be two years togather before we wed
 
2012-11-28 03:31:42 PM

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


THIS.
 
2012-11-28 03:32:29 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


I'm no prize winner, but DAMN. Someone looked at her and said "AWWWWWWWW-YEAH!"

i.qkme.me
 
2012-11-28 03:32:42 PM

jst3p: MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.

He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...


Saw X: The Spawn of Jigsaw
 
2012-11-28 03:33:14 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her


I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.
 
2012-11-28 03:34:00 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop


This one is all too real though:

www.israellycool.com
 
2012-11-28 03:35:51 PM

Trilithon: jst3p: MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.

He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...

Saw X: The Spawn of Jigsaw


Whoops, wrong post quote.
 
2012-11-28 03:37:46 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.


Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white
 
2012-11-28 03:38:28 PM

vudukungfu: WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.


Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.
 
2012-11-28 03:39:01 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white


Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.
 
2012-11-28 03:40:21 PM

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


You were married to his girl?
 
2012-11-28 03:40:43 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.


If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.
 
2012-11-28 03:41:55 PM

you are a puppet: [www.ridleysrides.com image 640x480]

MBooda: [www.adweek.com image 382x282]

Joce678: [i.ebayimg.com image 384x284]


Great, I've seen the picture three times, and now the STDs are crawling out of my monitor like the girl at the end of The Ring.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:30 PM

jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.


Definitely.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:38 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.


Don't be hating on whitey
 
2012-11-28 03:44:50 PM
i48.tinypic.com

Be thankful he did not have a son
 
2012-11-28 03:45:01 PM
starsmedia.ign.com

Link

/Approves
 
2012-11-28 03:45:34 PM

jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.


Originally I agreed but thinking more about it I have to disagree. The 32 yo virgin thing changes the stereotype.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:58 PM

sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.


Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:58 PM
Wasn't it Chris Rock who said a father's only mission was to keep his daughter off the pole? Looks like "FISSION MAILED."
 
2012-11-28 03:47:05 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey


I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.
 
2012-11-28 03:47:38 PM

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]


It's worth noting that those diet loss aids are older than GRIDS and AIDS
 
2012-11-28 03:48:05 PM

hundreddollarman: Wasn't it Chris Rock who said a father's only mission was to keep his daughter off the pole? Looks like "FISSION MAILED."


Or it's the job of Malcolm McDowell in Easy A
 
2012-11-28 03:48:27 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.


At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House
 
2012-11-28 03:50:29 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.


BS how? I can believe he's white. =P
 
2012-11-28 03:52:24 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.

At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House


And then she ate the hat.
 
2012-11-28 03:52:45 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.

At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House


Ok that caused me to laugh.
 
2012-11-28 03:54:09 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P


We need to know if she lets him go to strip clubs and thinks masturbation is sin. These things matter.
 
2012-11-28 03:55:37 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P


If you think to heavy set people can't find love and plan to marry you never been to Missouri
 
2012-11-28 03:57:00 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.

At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House


ROFLMOAR
 
2012-11-28 03:57:31 PM
Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.
 
2012-11-28 03:58:31 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

If you think to heavy set people can't find love and plan to marry you never been to Missouri


We all know that fat people need lovin' too... but they gotta pay.
Also, *shudders* Missouri
 
2012-11-28 03:58:38 PM

BarackHusseinObama: Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.


0/10.

Its already been done today. Next time get here earlier.
 
2012-11-28 03:59:04 PM

AbbeySomeone: Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

We need to know if she lets him go to strip clubs and thinks masturbation is sin. These things matter.

I've gone to titty bars before the no nudity laws went into effect. Why bother now? As for shucking my corn I was a 32 year old virgin. What u think kept me sane
 
2012-11-28 04:01:25 PM
www.ridleysrides.com 

This one just obliterates any stray molecules of subtlety that may have been left over.
 
2012-11-28 04:03:07 PM
With a thorough inspection by a trained professional, I could ride her hard and put her away wet, pending that you kept up on maintenance.

/I'm talking about the car you pervs
// I do have a thing for dirty girls though
 
2012-11-28 04:03:08 PM

God-is-a-Taco:  

This one just obliterates any stray molecules of subtlety that may have been left over.


Really? That's the one you chose to represent loss of subtlety?
 
2012-11-28 04:03:18 PM

AbbeySomeone: Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

We need to know if she lets him go to strip clubs and thinks masturbation is sin. These things matter.


Do you let your man? Or life partner
 
2012-11-28 04:05:01 PM
With a face like that she'd have a hard time selling Ford Pintos. And that butt? Don't point that thing at me! Hit the gym, jeeez.

/nice to be perfect.
//Sarcasm.
 
2012-11-28 04:05:22 PM
Why does this not surprise me this is in Oregon? No offense to Oregonian farkers (lovely state really), but I've really never seen so many trashy (possibly meth involved) white folks as in that state - even in Portland.

Well, apart from the "lovely" inland cities of California.
 
2012-11-28 04:06:26 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: Sometimes acknowledging a daughter's fledgling sexuality can be a positive thing, says Lindsay Cross at Mommyish

Fledgling?

I get the distinct impression that 20 year old Lexxa is no fledgling to sexuality. That is not a value judgement--that is just an observation.



Came for this, leaving without the need for Valtrex.
 
2012-11-28 04:10:09 PM

sethen320:
Really? That's the one you chose to represent loss of subtlety?


Well, it's a very cliché-ish hooker pose.
Sure, there's revealing pictures, but somehow this specific one seems to highlight the mental process more than the others to me.
 
2012-11-28 04:10:39 PM

unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."


.... or looks like she fell face-first into a tackle box.
 
2012-11-28 04:10:51 PM

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.


Yup. I started wising up a few posts ago.
 
2012-11-28 04:11:52 PM

sethen320: BarackHusseinObama: Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.

0/10.

Its already been done today. Next time get here earlier.


Probably been done every day this month. Nothing about her in those pictures so much as hints at "virgin."
 
2012-11-28 04:18:24 PM
i'd hit it, but would definitely wrap the tool first. who knows where she's been.
 
2012-11-28 04:18:24 PM
Is he trying to warn people that he is as bad a mechanic as he is a parent? They are both yellow, after all.
 
2012-11-28 04:19:49 PM

o'really: Oh, mad man from midmo, you're so oblivious it's cute.

/fyi, as with the a-f grading scale, "e" boobs do not exist.


Excatly....

/I keed, I keed
//slashies
 
2012-11-28 04:21:04 PM
Five bucks says the "dad" lives in a trailer & has been banging the daughter
since she was 13. Nothing says trashy more than a woman with enough metal
in her face to stay away from a magnet & word tattoos up and down the arms.
She has some serious issues....
 
2012-11-28 04:26:13 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


I would guess she's trying to get some sort of modeling career thing going

Is the "I model my style off of Paris Hilton, but with a 'why yes, my boyfreind is a meth dealing biker, why do you ask' flair" look in demand for models these days?
 
2012-11-28 04:27:39 PM

p51d007: Five bucks says the "dad" lives in a trailer & has been banging the daughter
since she was 13. Nothing says trashy more than a woman with enough metal
in her face to stay away from a magnet & word tattoos up and down the arms.
She has some serious issues....


Well now, this really whipped you into a frenzy! Easy Boy.....She is not his daughter, and tattoos and piercings are about as good an indication of one's mental health as using being able to read is an indication of common sense. You go on with your judgmental, ignorant self, you madcap Son-of-a-gun!
 
2012-11-28 04:30:07 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.


That's my problem too. Of course, "A pedestal" is what I call my penis.
 
2012-11-28 04:31:49 PM

boobsrgood: Is he trying to warn people that he is as bad a mechanic as he is a parent? They are both yellow, after all.


3.bp.blogspot.com

NOBODY calls them yellow
 
2012-11-28 04:38:46 PM
Almost without fail, people with long word-tattoos on their arms end up being memorialized by large, ugly crosses covered in stuffed animals on the side of the interstate. A few of them end up being memorialized in murals painted in pickup truck windows.

All of them have memorials tattooed on someone's body in the form of long word-tattoos.

And thus the cycle continues. It's the circle of (white trash) life.
 
2012-11-28 04:43:29 PM
The dude uses all kinds of models to sell his stuff:
www.ridleysrides.com
 
2012-11-28 04:51:03 PM

x-caliber: The dude uses all kinds of models to sell his stuff:


Dawwwwww
 
2012-11-28 04:52:17 PM
I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.
 
2012-11-28 04:53:37 PM

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


You son of a biatch. Just when I had convinced the crows it was safe to come back into the yard.
 
2012-11-28 05:02:10 PM

JMan245: i'd hit it, but would definitely wrap the tool first. who knows where she's been.


Our official opinion is that daddy probably knows.
 
2012-11-28 05:14:14 PM
I don't think they're actually related.

Unless you call penetration, related. Like Eskimo brothers, I guess.
 
2012-11-28 05:15:52 PM
i just noticed the story is in Oregon. so it's not as weird as originally thought. in fact completely normal. carry on people
 
2012-11-28 05:21:22 PM

scubamage: You know, looking at this, I'm not entirely sure that this is actually a guy selling these vehicles.
From ridleysrides.com:

Call KIM RIDLEY XXX-XXX-XXXX for appointment to purchase!
All vehicles shown by appointment only!


It's a bit less creepy if it's just a mom and daughter putzing around. Trashy? Yup. But it feels slightly less skeevy.


Hmmm....purchase what, I wonder? Could be the most out in the open secret escort service west of the Mississippi.
 
2012-11-28 05:21:54 PM

Clutch2013: I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.

Mid_mo_mad_man

admitting that he was unable to get laid until he was 32, and then following it all up by admitting he married the first and only person he's slept with. Oh- and he also stated that his woman is fat.
 
2012-11-28 05:25:22 PM

Leeds: Clutch2013: I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.

Mid_mo_mad_man admitting that he was unable to get laid until he was 32, and then following it all up by admitting he married the first and only person he's slept with. Oh- and he also stated that his woman is fat.


No no no, he said "BBW." Acronyms are more acceptable than saying "I like porkin' fat girls."
 
2012-11-28 05:28:35 PM

Leeds: Clutch2013: I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.

Mid_mo_mad_man admitting that he was unable to get laid until he was 32, and then following it all up by admitting he married the first and only person he's slept with. Oh- and he also stated that his woman is fat.


and an irexican
 
2012-11-28 05:32:30 PM

Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.


Lollipop165: The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

Admittedly I'm a chick, but while she has a cute face the rest of her is just screaming STD's. I can very much say that there are straight guys out there who would say no.... or at least require a few beers first.

Anyhoos, I think it is pretty obvious she's a wannabe model. If you see those biker and car magazines, this is similar to what they have in there. Perhaps she's just trying to be "discovered" and dad, in his demented way, thinks why the hell not. I mean, someone has to pay for the meth.

/surprised no one has posted that teacher who was farking her student who took sexy pics on a motorcycle - the one who used the "I'm too pretty to go to jail!" excuse


you sound bitter and jealous.
 
2012-11-28 05:37:20 PM
Daddy's little girl.
 
2012-11-28 05:42:34 PM

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

www.israellycool.com


I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.
 
2012-11-28 05:46:57 PM
Meh, she's TWENTY.
So it's not like she's not capable of thinking for herself.
Besides, there's a point where you have to give up that "Ma childrun are pur SNEWFLAWKS!!" mentality and acknowledge the fact that your kids are sexual creatures too.
I mean, it's not like he's doing her, or shooting her doing porn.
Seriously, put away the Victorian mindsets. She's just modeling a car (and for car models, pretty tamely too!).

And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...
 
2012-11-28 05:50:43 PM

2 Replies: Meh, she's TWENTY.
So it's not like she's not capable of thinking for herself.
Besides, there's a point where you have to give up that "Ma childrun are pur SNEWFLAWKS!!" mentality and acknowledge the fact that your kids are sexual creatures too.
I mean, it's not like he's doing her, or shooting her doing porn.
Seriously, put away the Victorian mindsets. She's just modeling a car (and for car models, pretty tamely too!).

And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...


You have bad taste in chicks and should feel bad.
 
2012-11-28 05:53:07 PM

2 Replies: Meh, she's TWENTY.
So it's not like she's not capable of thinking for herself.
Besides, there's a point where you have to give up that "Ma childrun are pur SNEWFLAWKS!!" mentality and acknowledge the fact that your kids are sexual creatures too.
I mean, it's not like he's doing her, or shooting her doing porn.
Seriously, put away the Victorian mindsets. She's just modeling a car (and for car models, pretty tamely too!).

And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...


I'm not sure we have fap-worthy pics yet.....
 
2012-11-28 05:55:03 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2012-11-28 06:00:14 PM

DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.


Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/
 
2012-11-28 06:02:29 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x444]

Be thankful he did not have a son


So it's a package deal, then?
 
2012-11-28 06:04:22 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/


You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.
 
2012-11-28 06:35:32 PM
Dat ass is as used as dat Datsun.
 
2012-11-28 06:40:49 PM

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.


.. AYDS would be cheaper =(
 
2012-11-28 06:51:36 PM

Clutch2013: I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.


I completely agree.. even I wouldn't sleep with that
 
2012-11-28 06:51:42 PM

NightOwl2255: I'd put my penis in her.


So... you already have herpes?
 
2012-11-28 07:19:25 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

img94.imageshack.us


I'd stuff it in her Five-Hole...

/He shoots, he scores!
 
2012-11-28 07:23:46 PM
How about dressing up your gran-maw all sexy to sell your wheels?
img145.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-28 07:27:32 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner


I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?
 
2012-11-28 07:28:18 PM

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.


Go back and read my posts. Soon to be married after the first of year
/l thought the Ayds diet candy was an urban legend. You learn something knew every day
 
2012-11-28 07:29:09 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner

I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?


This. Might as well take a rusty knife, castrate yourself, and put them in a jar for her to keep.
 
2012-11-28 07:29:43 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner

I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?


Meant the strip club part
 
2012-11-28 07:29:51 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.

Go back and read my posts. Soon to be married after the first of year
/l thought the Ayds diet candy was an urban legend. You learn something knew every day


It looked like something from TV show like Kids in the Hall or SNL.
 
2012-11-28 07:48:08 PM
She's 20. This is a complete non-story.

A gay guy can take a picture of a hot chick without getting wood; why can't a dad?

We don't see our kids that way even when we intellectually know they're hot. Putting emotion aside, this was a very pragmatic decision to reach the goal of achieving the highest dollar value for something.

I would not take pictures of my girls like that but I'm not condemning a man for doing what gets him the largest ROI ESPECIALLY when the female is a consenting adult with her own reasons for allowing it.
 
2012-11-28 07:55:54 PM

WhoGAS: We don't see our kids that way even when we intellectually know they're hot.


Link
 
2012-11-28 07:56:32 PM

sethen320: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.

I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.


This. Jewel Staite FtW...
 
2012-11-28 07:58:52 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".

I'm not claiming to be some stud who can take his pick of a million better women, either. It's more like, if I wanted some strange, I'd much rather pay a classy, healthy-looking whore than do this girl for free. She's simply not my type. 

But I'm in my mid 50s. In my 20s, I was admittedly less choosy. :)
 
2012-11-28 08:04:09 PM

2 Replies: And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...


Those pics aren't even remotely fap-worthy.
 
2012-11-28 08:11:12 PM

skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

i2.cdnds.net

Is this vocabulary nazi:

images.wikia.com


Really? I find that to be inconceivable.
 
2012-11-28 08:14:04 PM
Anybody post this yet? Link
 
2012-11-28 08:18:11 PM

iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]

Is this vocabulary nazi:

[images.wikia.com image 330x282]

Really? I find that to be inconceivable.


Oh. I had that revelation when he was in Dead Like Me.
 
2012-11-28 08:20:29 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]

Wtf is that in the pic?


I think it's an unfortunate black man who got his head caught in a golf ball dimpler.

It may be to early to tell, however.
 
2012-11-28 08:21:51 PM
Or too early even. Sigh.
 
2012-11-28 08:24:51 PM

Mentalpatient87: Someone save this thread for the next time someone starts tossing out the phrase "slut-shaming."


Not slut-shaming, just trashy-looking-skank-shaming.

I like sluts just fine. I just think this particular woman looks like garbage.

OTOH I'm a middle-aged fat disabled geek and am sure she would feel the same way about me.
Until she saw my bank balance. ;)
 
2012-11-28 08:31:35 PM
I would wreck that
 
2012-11-28 08:35:45 PM

Beowoolfie: Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".


Dude, don't talk about your wife that way!
 
2012-11-28 09:06:47 PM

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.


There is no "even" about it. Consider this. We have farking Portland, and we still barely go Dem.
 
2012-11-28 09:16:34 PM

AbbeySomeone: Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.


I see my work here is done.
No off to poke my cousin's daughter on FB.

/wait.
//that didn't sound right.
///Oh, well...
 
2012-11-28 09:25:38 PM
Sheesh, so the gals are proud of what they have and a used car guy is willing to pay them for it. Nothing wrong with sex or sensuality in marketing. I'd rather have this than holy rollers or violence in advertisements.

And if he hooks up with the models he portrays as his "daughters" then fantastic. More fun all around. It's not as if this is anything new. Otherwise folks have been putting up fantasy incest websites for absolutely no reason for ages.

And if you think these are his real daughters, he has some fantastic deals on used vehicles that he knows you won't be able to say no to.
 
2012-11-28 09:33:28 PM
www.ridleysrides.com

I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."
 
2012-11-28 09:39:28 PM
Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...
 
2012-11-28 09:46:19 PM

merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...


whoa there top gun.
 
2012-11-28 09:49:53 PM

thecpt: merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...

whoa there top gun.


It was from her arm tattoo. Maybe she got her idea from Top Gun?
 
2012-11-28 10:17:35 PM

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Word.
 
2012-11-28 10:21:57 PM
She looks like a sleazy trailer trash stripper. Her dad probably bangs her, and buys her meth and shaefers light. Way to stay classy dad.
 
2012-11-28 10:56:01 PM

WhoGAS: iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]

Is this vocabulary nazi:

[images.wikia.com image 330x282]

Really? I find that to be inconceivable.

Oh. I had that revelation when he was in Dead Like Me.


Wait-a-secondhere... you are Dead!?!
 
2012-11-28 11:00:10 PM

special20: You Idiots: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!

The thing that really surprises me is that she doesn't have the standard issue tramp stamp. (yet)



Wouldn't she need a Rubber stamp for that???
 
2012-11-28 11:22:08 PM
I'd hit it twice. Any of you that say otherwise have never seen a real woman naked.
 
2012-11-28 11:24:18 PM
Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
 
2012-11-28 11:39:21 PM

farkin_idiot: Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html


I think you're on to something...and they are very Suicide Girlish (which is a plus if you like that sort of thing).
 
2012-11-28 11:46:16 PM
I'd have sex with it.

The car that is. The woman is nasty.
 
2012-11-28 11:49:32 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x444]

Be thankful he did not have a son


That shop is either extremely hot or extremely disgusting, and I'm ashamed I can't exactly tell which right now....
 
2012-11-29 12:29:31 AM
Nobody ever told her its the wrong way.
 
2012-11-29 01:14:28 AM

Optimus Primate: If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".


Something something betting on the stupidity of people:

The Daily Fail has the scoop!
 
2012-11-29 06:44:03 AM
Leaning towards 32 year old virgin was making it up because the misspellings begin to look deliberate as the posts go on. "To" misspelled as "two" by a person who also uses the term "life partner"? If so, well done, had everyone going.
 
2012-11-29 08:37:07 AM

Bobbo the Clown: I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."


That or at least where they are employed for their regular job.
 
2012-11-29 08:48:19 AM
What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.
 
2012-11-29 09:04:59 AM

p51d007: Five bucks says the "dad" lives in a trailer & has been banging the daughter
since she was 13. Nothing says trashy more than a woman with enough metal
in her face to stay away from a magnet & word tattoos up and down the arms.
She has some serious issues....


LOL book by it's cover ect ect ect
 
2012-11-29 09:10:25 AM

doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.


Is that a butter-making reference?
 
2012-11-29 09:11:51 AM

doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.


Well a lot of middle aged men have sex with 18-25 year old girls, but they typically don't do it with their daughters.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:12 AM

CthulhuCalling: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership there was still a line-up of guys waiting for their Hummer. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.

 
2012-11-29 09:39:56 AM

Treygreen13: Lingere? How am I the first person to point this out?


Came for this. Subby has never seen lingere because his mom doesn't let him keep Victoria's Secret catalogues in his room anymore.
 
2012-11-29 10:10:53 AM
littlett's Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-29 09:11:51 AM


doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.

Well a lot of middle aged men have sex with 18-25 year old girls, but they typically don't do it with their daughters.




So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.
 
2012-11-29 10:18:33 AM

doubled99: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.


Wow, if that is your best attempt to troll, you need to step it up. That is week ass trolling at best.
 
2012-11-29 10:47:46 AM

doubled99: littlett's Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-29 09:11:51 AM


doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.

Well a lot of middle aged men have sex with 18-25 year old girls, but they typically don't do it with their daughters.



So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.


Given that attitude, let me peremptorily decline looking at any of the photos of your daughter you keep in your wallet.
 
2012-11-29 11:36:44 AM
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2012-11-29 10:18:33 AM


doubled99: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.

Wow, if that is your best attempt to troll, you need to step it up. That is week ass trolling at best.




It fit the weak ass comment.
Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.
 
2012-11-29 12:02:27 PM
Annnd... Daily fail with its hard-hitting investigative journalism FTW.

Thanks god-is-a-taco.
 
2012-11-29 12:38:32 PM

doubled99: Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.


I look forward to seeing your daughter's senior photos then. Are you going to get her the sheer or mesh bikini from Wicked Weasel for her outdoor poses?
 
2012-11-29 12:50:42 PM
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2012-11-29 12:38:32 PM


doubled99: Seriously, I believe you and others here expressing the same opinion are a little farked up. Please continue with your weird thoughts and ignore me.

I look forward to seeing your daughter's senior photos then. Are you going to get her the sheer or mesh bikini from Wicked Weasel for her outdoor poses?




I'm afraid I don't have kids. Nor was I abused sexually as a child, thank god. I have nothing but sympathy for you and others who have.
 
2012-11-29 01:23:57 PM

DjangoStonereaver: So taking a picture of her bending over the car to sell it means he's farking her? Seems like you're the one with some unresolved issues.

Given that attitude, let me peremptorily decline looking at any of the photos of your daughter you keep in your wallet.


I certainly hope no one in this thread has crotch shots of their kids in their wallets.
 
2012-11-29 01:41:02 PM

doubled99: I'm afraid I don't have kids. Nor was I abused sexually as a child, thank god. I have nothing but sympathy for you and others who have.


Is that you, Bob Beckel?
 
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