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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 06:04:22 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/


You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.
 
2012-11-28 06:35:32 PM  
Dat ass is as used as dat Datsun.
 
2012-11-28 06:40:49 PM  

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.


.. AYDS would be cheaper =(
 
2012-11-28 06:51:36 PM  

Clutch2013: I was wondering what exactly could have made this a 430+ post topic.


I completely agree.. even I wouldn't sleep with that
 
2012-11-28 06:51:42 PM  

NightOwl2255: I'd put my penis in her.


So... you already have herpes?
 
2012-11-28 07:19:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

img94.imageshack.us


I'd stuff it in her Five-Hole...

/He shoots, he scores!
 
2012-11-28 07:23:46 PM  
How about dressing up your gran-maw all sexy to sell your wheels?
img145.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-28 07:27:32 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner


I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?
 
2012-11-28 07:28:18 PM  

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.


Go back and read my posts. Soon to be married after the first of year
/l thought the Ayds diet candy was an urban legend. You learn something knew every day
 
2012-11-28 07:29:09 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner

I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?


This. Might as well take a rusty knife, castrate yourself, and put them in a jar for her to keep.
 
2012-11-28 07:29:43 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Mid_mo_mad_man: Do you let your man? Or life partner

I was buying this up to that.

"Let" someone masturbate? Really?


Meant the strip club part
 
2012-11-28 07:29:51 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: DjangoStonereaver: jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]

I swear the original spelling was AIDS, but apparently my recollection was mistaken.

Even with this spelling, the campaign "Get Ayds, lose weight!" was not well received. =/

You know how Mid_mo_mad_man could lose a ton of ugly fat?

Divorce.

Go back and read my posts. Soon to be married after the first of year
/l thought the Ayds diet candy was an urban legend. You learn something knew every day


It looked like something from TV show like Kids in the Hall or SNL.
 
2012-11-28 07:48:08 PM  
She's 20. This is a complete non-story.

A gay guy can take a picture of a hot chick without getting wood; why can't a dad?

We don't see our kids that way even when we intellectually know they're hot. Putting emotion aside, this was a very pragmatic decision to reach the goal of achieving the highest dollar value for something.

I would not take pictures of my girls like that but I'm not condemning a man for doing what gets him the largest ROI ESPECIALLY when the female is a consenting adult with her own reasons for allowing it.
 
2012-11-28 07:55:54 PM  

WhoGAS: We don't see our kids that way even when we intellectually know they're hot.


Link
 
2012-11-28 07:56:32 PM  

sethen320: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.

I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.


This. Jewel Staite FtW...
 
2012-11-28 07:58:52 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".

I'm not claiming to be some stud who can take his pick of a million better women, either. It's more like, if I wanted some strange, I'd much rather pay a classy, healthy-looking whore than do this girl for free. She's simply not my type. 

But I'm in my mid 50s. In my 20s, I was admittedly less choosy. :)
 
2012-11-28 08:04:09 PM  

2 Replies: And had she not, we wouldn't have her fap-worthy pics...


Those pics aren't even remotely fap-worthy.
 
2012-11-28 08:11:12 PM  

skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

i2.cdnds.net

Is this vocabulary nazi:

images.wikia.com


Really? I find that to be inconceivable.
 
2012-11-28 08:14:04 PM  
Anybody post this yet? Link
 
2012-11-28 08:18:11 PM  

iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]

Is this vocabulary nazi:

[images.wikia.com image 330x282]

Really? I find that to be inconceivable.


Oh. I had that revelation when he was in Dead Like Me.
 
2012-11-28 08:20:29 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]

Wtf is that in the pic?


I think it's an unfortunate black man who got his head caught in a golf ball dimpler.

It may be to early to tell, however.
 
2012-11-28 08:21:51 PM  
Or too early even. Sigh.
 
2012-11-28 08:24:51 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Someone save this thread for the next time someone starts tossing out the phrase "slut-shaming."


Not slut-shaming, just trashy-looking-skank-shaming.

I like sluts just fine. I just think this particular woman looks like garbage.

OTOH I'm a middle-aged fat disabled geek and am sure she would feel the same way about me.
Until she saw my bank balance. ;)
 
2012-11-28 08:31:35 PM  
I would wreck that
 
2012-11-28 08:35:45 PM  

Beowoolfie: Nope, not dating a fashion model, wife's not looking over my shoulder, but emphatically do not think she's cute. Hell, if I was at the tip rail on her next shift at the cheap strip club, I'd go get a refill during her dance to avoid tipping her. To me, she's practically a textbook illustration of "cheap skank".


Dude, don't talk about your wife that way!
 
2012-11-28 09:06:47 PM  

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.


There is no "even" about it. Consider this. We have farking Portland, and we still barely go Dem.
 
2012-11-28 09:16:34 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.


I see my work here is done.
No off to poke my cousin's daughter on FB.

/wait.
//that didn't sound right.
///Oh, well...
 
2012-11-28 09:25:38 PM  
Sheesh, so the gals are proud of what they have and a used car guy is willing to pay them for it. Nothing wrong with sex or sensuality in marketing. I'd rather have this than holy rollers or violence in advertisements.

And if he hooks up with the models he portrays as his "daughters" then fantastic. More fun all around. It's not as if this is anything new. Otherwise folks have been putting up fantasy incest websites for absolutely no reason for ages.

And if you think these are his real daughters, he has some fantastic deals on used vehicles that he knows you won't be able to say no to.
 
2012-11-28 09:33:28 PM  
www.ridleysrides.com

I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."
 
2012-11-28 09:39:28 PM  
Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...
 
2012-11-28 09:46:19 PM  

merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...


whoa there top gun.
 
2012-11-28 09:49:53 PM  

thecpt: merlinsbeard: Life is not the breath you take, but the moment that takes your breath away. Yep she took my breath away...

whoa there top gun.


It was from her arm tattoo. Maybe she got her idea from Top Gun?
 
2012-11-28 10:17:35 PM  

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Word.
 
2012-11-28 10:21:57 PM  
She looks like a sleazy trailer trash stripper. Her dad probably bangs her, and buys her meth and shaefers light. Way to stay classy dad.
 
2012-11-28 10:56:01 PM  

WhoGAS: iron de havilland: skullkrusher: this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]

Is this vocabulary nazi:

[images.wikia.com image 330x282]

Really? I find that to be inconceivable.

Oh. I had that revelation when he was in Dead Like Me.


Wait-a-secondhere... you are Dead!?!
 
2012-11-28 11:00:10 PM  

special20: You Idiots: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!

The thing that really surprises me is that she doesn't have the standard issue tramp stamp. (yet)



Wouldn't she need a Rubber stamp for that???
 
2012-11-28 11:22:08 PM  
I'd hit it twice. Any of you that say otherwise have never seen a real woman naked.
 
2012-11-28 11:24:18 PM  
Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html
 
2012-11-28 11:39:21 PM  

farkin_idiot: Here's all the girls. Lexxa and Sierra are there. I have a feeling these aren't actually his daughters, but he's a farking genius to get such publicity.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/pinups.html


I think you're on to something...and they are very Suicide Girlish (which is a plus if you like that sort of thing).
 
2012-11-28 11:46:16 PM  
I'd have sex with it.

The car that is. The woman is nasty.
 
2012-11-28 11:49:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x444]

Be thankful he did not have a son


That shop is either extremely hot or extremely disgusting, and I'm ashamed I can't exactly tell which right now....
 
2012-11-29 12:29:31 AM  
Nobody ever told her its the wrong way.
 
2012-11-29 01:14:28 AM  

Optimus Primate: If that was a Daily Mail article, they would have not only shown EVERY pic of the daughter, including the mentioned "between the thighs" shot. They would have also shown a photo of where she works, her elementary school, and a iStock photo of a "disappointed teacher".


Something something betting on the stupidity of people:

The Daily Fail has the scoop!
 
2012-11-29 06:44:03 AM  
Leaning towards 32 year old virgin was making it up because the misspellings begin to look deliberate as the posts go on. "To" misspelled as "two" by a person who also uses the term "life partner"? If so, well done, had everyone going.
 
2012-11-29 08:37:07 AM  

Bobbo the Clown: I think this shows where he finds his "daughters."


That or at least where they are employed for their regular job.
 
2012-11-29 08:48:19 AM  
What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.
 
2012-11-29 09:04:59 AM  

p51d007: Five bucks says the "dad" lives in a trailer & has been banging the daughter
since she was 13. Nothing says trashy more than a woman with enough metal
in her face to stay away from a magnet & word tattoos up and down the arms.
She has some serious issues....


LOL book by it's cover ect ect ect
 
2012-11-29 09:10:25 AM  

doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.


Is that a butter-making reference?
 
2012-11-29 09:11:51 AM  

doubled99: What's the big farkin' deal? She's mimicking every girl/car picture in a million car magazines for decades. Jesus christ, a lot of you have a large stick up your ass. Work on that.


Well a lot of middle aged men have sex with 18-25 year old girls, but they typically don't do it with their daughters.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:12 AM  

CthulhuCalling: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership there was still a line-up of guys waiting for their Hummer. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.

 
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