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2012-11-28 03:12:13 PM  
Was his ridleysrides website made with Frontpage circa 1997?
 
2012-11-28 03:12:27 PM  

thecpt: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?


I don't, but that's pretty funny. I work at a media company that sells ad space around the country. So, I snag anything funny, weird, unusual, etc. Also, the political ad spots out west were f*cking vicious.
 
2012-11-28 03:12:40 PM  
She's got a cute face; were she reared properly, she may even be hot.

It's like those times when you see an older BMW 5-series on the road and it's all scratched up with faded paint. A damn shame.
 
2012-11-28 03:12:40 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


Wtf is that in the pic?
 
2012-11-28 03:13:01 PM  

JohnnyC: JohnnyCanuck: JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.

Funny! I bet you got some doozies.

I've seen just about every reply to you since they implemented that feature. Some are pretty hilarious. Kinda sucks that if I want to use that feature I have to accidentally stalk your replies. haha!

Is that a bug or a feature?


Well I will take this time to apologize to you for some of the things you must have read. I have a tendency to call out farkers being over the top a-holes. Granted, I do so by sometimes being ridiculously over the top...so I elicit some pretty crazy replies.
 
2012-11-28 03:14:54 PM  

grinding_journalist: ScotterOtter: Negative comments about this girl's looks aside, it sure got publicity. Advertising win

A million more people will see this ad a result of the "news" story. I'm sure it wasn't his intent, but he's accomplished his goal. Also, the comments lead me to believe that it's a friend of his daughter, not his daughter. Or he's just trying to BS his way out of a hole.


heh heh.. "hole"
 
2012-11-28 03:15:39 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]

Wtf is that in the pic?


Baby Quinn dust.
 
2012-11-28 03:15:45 PM  
monoski: "Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects"

Yeah, it's also pretty creepy when Billy Ray or Joe Simpson do it. But at least they're getting millions. One could imagine they may even have been reluctant at first and then became corrupted by the piles of money.

This clown is doing it for a few extra hits on Ebay that, *maybe* translated into selling a Datsun for marginally more than it's worth.

That's an entire other level of creepy.
 
2012-11-28 03:16:15 PM  
Oh, mad man from midmo, you're so oblivious it's cute.

/fyi, as with the a-f grading scale, "e" boobs do not exist.
 
2012-11-28 03:16:18 PM  

pxlboy: You Idiots: pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.

Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?

He needs to get out of the house more. We went to a show the other night and he seemed to be having fun.


If he is really experiencing depression and having those side-effects (not taking care of himself, etc.), he's at bottom and really needs some therapy.

/Suffers from PTSD & Chronic depression
//Depression reaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sucks.
 
2012-11-28 03:17:57 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


Sorry ifs didn't know I was suppose to aroused by bbws. Didn't get the memo
 
2012-11-28 03:18:03 PM  

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.


I don't think any of us here will disagree with her lack of sanity. But FFS man! How many times have we gotta tell you?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 03:18:52 PM  

stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]


PLEASE tell me that's a shoop
 
2012-11-28 03:19:48 PM  
She looks like a klassy ho. Nice parenting jorb!
 
2012-11-28 03:21:28 PM  

thecpt: pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?


I found one similar:

Link
 
2012-11-28 03:23:03 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Which might happen if you knock boots with her


Condoms are your friend.
 
2012-11-28 03:23:39 PM  
Is that a 240Z?

I'll take the car please...
 
2012-11-28 03:25:45 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

[t1.gstatic.com image 260x194]


I'm in love with you.
 
2012-11-28 03:26:19 PM  

pxlboy: I found one similar:

Link


holy shiat. They probably ripped it right off of that one. The other one was low quality and campy, that one is just plain good.
 
2012-11-28 03:27:21 PM  

zabadu: I'm in love with you.


Hail to the King, baby!
 
2012-11-28 03:27:43 PM  

clyph: Mid_mo_mad_man: Which might happen if you knock boots with her

Condoms are your friend.


Latex is no match for half the stuff she's most likely carring
 
2012-11-28 03:28:11 PM  
Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well
 
2012-11-28 03:28:41 PM  

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


She didn't put on tiny shorts though. She took her pants off...that's her underwear you're looking at.

See the full striptease act here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Datsun-Z-Series-280Z-Nissan-S30-280Z-Fi rst-Series-Body-Style-2-owner-49-964-miles-Pac-NW-Z-Rare-/190752260987 #v4-40

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-11-28 03:30:45 PM  
Anyone who thinks that listing would have gotten anywhere near 7500 views without that girl in it is crazy. Mission accomplished and well played, Dad.

I think she is hot though, so what do I know, right?
 
2012-11-28 03:30:56 PM  

Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop


yup they shooped da woop
 
2012-11-28 03:31:05 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics or have standards..


FTFY
 
2012-11-28 03:31:16 PM  

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


Ty for the advice. We dated a year before we became physical so it's not like we just jumped into it. It will be two years togather before we wed
 
2012-11-28 03:31:42 PM  

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


THIS.
 
2012-11-28 03:32:29 PM  

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


I'm no prize winner, but DAMN. Someone looked at her and said "AWWWWWWWW-YEAH!"

i.qkme.me
 
2012-11-28 03:32:42 PM  

jst3p: MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.

He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...


Saw X: The Spawn of Jigsaw
 
2012-11-28 03:33:14 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her


I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.
 
2012-11-28 03:34:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop


This one is all too real though:

www.israellycool.com
 
2012-11-28 03:35:51 PM  

Trilithon: jst3p: MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.

He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...

Saw X: The Spawn of Jigsaw


Whoops, wrong post quote.
 
2012-11-28 03:37:46 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.


Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white
 
2012-11-28 03:38:28 PM  

vudukungfu: WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.


Goddamn you're evil, and I just spit hot tea through my nose.
 
2012-11-28 03:39:01 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white


Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.
 
2012-11-28 03:40:21 PM  

Mega Steve: Mid_mo_mad_man I'm glad you've found love, but be careful about marrying the first woman you sleep with. I did it, and it did not end well


You were married to his girl?
 
2012-11-28 03:40:43 PM  

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.


If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.
 
2012-11-28 03:41:55 PM  

you are a puppet: [www.ridleysrides.com image 640x480]

MBooda: [www.adweek.com image 382x282]

Joce678: [i.ebayimg.com image 384x284]


Great, I've seen the picture three times, and now the STDs are crawling out of my monitor like the girl at the end of The Ring.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:30 PM  

jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.


Definitely.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:38 PM  

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.


Don't be hating on whitey
 
2012-11-28 03:44:50 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

Be thankful he did not have a son
 
2012-11-28 03:45:01 PM  
starsmedia.ign.com

Link

/Approves
 
2012-11-28 03:45:34 PM  

jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.


Originally I agreed but thinking more about it I have to disagree. The 32 yo virgin thing changes the stereotype.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:58 PM  

sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.


Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:58 PM  
Wasn't it Chris Rock who said a father's only mission was to keep his daughter off the pole? Looks like "FISSION MAILED."
 
2012-11-28 03:47:05 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey


I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.
 
2012-11-28 03:47:38 PM  

jst3p: Uchiha_Cycliste: Banned on the Run: stonicus: [anadaday.dk image 350x582]

PLEASE tell me that's a shoop

yup they shooped da woop

This one is all too real though:

[www.israellycool.com image 429x306]


It's worth noting that those diet loss aids are older than GRIDS and AIDS
 
2012-11-28 03:48:05 PM  

hundreddollarman: Wasn't it Chris Rock who said a father's only mission was to keep his daughter off the pole? Looks like "FISSION MAILED."


Or it's the job of Malcolm McDowell in Easy A
 
2012-11-28 03:48:27 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?
I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

If his fat girlfriend were white, I would bet the other way though.

Definitely.

Well she's white enough that most don't know she's half Mexican.


At her size she could be half Mexican, half white, and half black.

She's so big the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House
 
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