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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 02:46:16 PM  

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


Post them please
 
2012-11-28 02:47:14 PM  

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


you meant to link to the pinups didn't you? i'm guessing these aren't his daughters.
 
2012-11-28 02:47:22 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

A good buddy would have "helped out " with it. If your a farkette


I'm a dude. But fwiw I did, a lot. Just one example; when my wife was having our first child there was a cute neonatal nurse that I managed to set up with him. She had already seen him (holding my daughter so looking like a good guy) and she thought he was cute. I set it up so she'd already had a couple of drinks when they met at the bar. He f'ed that up; just too damned tongue tied.

///Confidence and humor can work wonders for average looking guys. The lack thereof can completely emasculate good looking guys.

////All you lovelorn whiners keep blaming it on money or whatever.
 
2012-11-28 02:47:32 PM  
More disturbing than the pictures are the mean-spirited, sex negative and shaming comments in this thread. I know, I know, welcome to Fark...
 
2012-11-28 02:47:38 PM  
Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?
 
2012-11-28 02:48:49 PM  

skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


I was. But I have also met hawt girls that I'm sure have trouble spelling their own names.
 
2012-11-28 02:49:38 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.


Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor
 
2012-11-28 02:49:45 PM  

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-11-28 02:50:59 PM  
No one cares.
 
2012-11-28 02:51:40 PM  

Inaditch: More disturbing than the pictures are the mean-spirited, sex negative and shaming comments in this thread. I know, I know, welcome to Fark...


She looks so skanky that her dad taking these photos of her is probably not even on the top 10 on trashy things she's done.
 
2012-11-28 02:51:48 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Which is why I had my father put on lingerie when I want to sell a teenage girl's car.

/It's a niche market


/shudder

The scary thing is that would likely gather a lot of interest :P
 
2012-11-28 02:51:56 PM  

Abuse Liability: It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?


Someone else's son?

NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-28 02:52:21 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Post them please


I honestly wouldn't feel comfortable posting a pic of someone I knew. The bastard had this too say too (when asked how hot she is IRL): eehhhhh...body isn't that great.

He is one of the hairiest men I know.
 
2012-11-28 02:52:46 PM  

EnglishMan: She looks so skanky that her dad taking these photos of her is probably not even on the top 10 on trashy things she's done.


THIS x 10^3
 
2012-11-28 02:53:00 PM  
Hey, check it out!

www.voxxi.com

That's Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's hot sister on That 70's Show.

Yikes!
 
2012-11-28 02:53:04 PM  

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-28 02:53:11 PM  

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


well tell your friend that I am gonna be stopping by for some weed while I await my phone call from
Mid_mo_mad_man
's mom
 
2012-11-28 02:54:29 PM  

pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility


blogs.houstonpress.com

/king of beers
 
2012-11-28 02:54:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky

OK, Studman

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x700]

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


A vampire's wet dream. She looks kinda like a taller, slimmer Nikki Sims (any GIS will be NSFW, by the way)

Also, what a cute Lexa may look like:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-28 02:54:48 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

A 200 pound women in her late 50's that sports a hairy upper lip? Sorry sport she's married


it ain't her upper lips I'm interested in! HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-11-28 02:54:57 PM  
She's 20. She consented. Maybe she even got a percentage.

What about Teri Shields and Dina Lohan? Do they get a pass because they're female creeps?
 
2012-11-28 02:55:25 PM  

Lollipop165: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?


JohnnyCanuck: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?


Push up bra for a nearly flat chest?
 
2012-11-28 02:55:38 PM  

buckler: Lisa Robin Kelly


Damn...that looks like meth face!!
 
2012-11-28 02:56:22 PM  

stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...


yeah hot
 
2012-11-28 02:56:54 PM  

Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?


There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.
 
2012-11-28 02:56:59 PM  

Abuse Liability: DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.

Animals tend to be instinctually protective over their own offspring. However, he may not view this as having negative consequencs, and therefore, not a threat to her survival. It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?


You are correct, but even the most open minded of person would be put off if that girl's dad was standing in the
background coaching her to do a good job.
 
2012-11-28 02:57:10 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.
 
2012-11-28 02:58:20 PM  

CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.


As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)
 
2012-11-28 02:59:42 PM  
I dunno ... for a late model its seem to have a lot of mileage.
 
2012-11-28 02:59:45 PM  

pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.


Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?
 
2012-11-28 03:00:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 529x450]

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


this still blows my mind:

This guy from Homeland:

i2.cdnds.net

Is this vocabulary nazi:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-28 03:00:31 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.
 
2012-11-28 03:00:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


I always thought the mechanic was a bit hotter.
 
2012-11-28 03:02:22 PM  

Abuse Liability: Tat'dGreaser: Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with

Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it

This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.


You too? I thought I was the only pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.
 
2012-11-28 03:02:58 PM  

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


I've looked and looked for it, can't find it anywhere. Obviously the commercials were effective because years after the place closed, I still remember the name of the dealership. Stacey was the hawt, and they really knew how to pimp her out on TV.
 
2012-11-28 03:03:24 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.


Oh snap
 
2012-11-28 03:03:44 PM  

pciszek: exick: Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

The trouble is trying to find a 20 year old girl who isn't somebody's daughter.


Does it become more OK if you have known the girl (and her parents) for almost 25 years?

\difficulty: of 30 years.
 
2012-11-28 03:04:33 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Sierra's not too bad. I like the ones with her in glasses. They make her look classy
 
2012-11-28 03:05:04 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.

Funny! I bet you got some doozies.


I've seen just about every reply to you since they implemented that feature. Some are pretty hilarious. Kinda sucks that if I want to use that feature I have to accidentally stalk your replies. haha!

Is that a bug or a feature?
 
2012-11-28 03:05:48 PM  
No bothered, not even a little
I get to see a decent tush, daddy sells a car.

Why no...I don't have any children
 
2012-11-28 03:05:57 PM  
Has anyone found the nude pics of her yet? I guarantee she's made at least one porno
 
2012-11-28 03:06:02 PM  

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


F*CK you man. F*CK you.
 
2012-11-28 03:06:18 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap


I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.
 
2012-11-28 03:08:14 PM  

thecpt: skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.

CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.


If she is ever hard up for a date...let me know....I'm only 45 minutes away....


/It's Christmas time....time for wishful thinking....
 
2012-11-28 03:08:32 PM  

pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)


There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?
 
2012-11-28 03:09:14 PM  
I like the car...
 
2012-11-28 03:09:15 PM  

sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.
For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.


I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her
 
2012-11-28 03:09:43 PM  

You Idiots: pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.

Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?


He needs to get out of the house more. We went to a show the other night and he seemed to be having fun.
 
2012-11-28 03:10:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 529x450]

This has nothing to do with the article. But when I was searching for a picture, I came across this screen cap from Morena Baccarin doing a topless scene from the Showtime series Homeland.
I had to share.

Click pic, NSFW

Bunks, to them now.


Why do I want to buy a Datsun all of a sudden?
 
2012-11-28 03:11:07 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor


Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.


This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

t1.gstatic.com
 
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