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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 02:14:15 PM  

BHShaman: karmaceutical:
No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.

My bad.
The first picture was just from the rear and I was multi-tasking.

Which is really embarrassing considering I have owned a B210 and a @280ZX (2+2) in the past.


When I was born (2nd child) my dad traded in his '69 Mustang Fastback for a Datsun B210.

By the time I was learning to drive he had a 5 speed 280ZX with T-tops. It took me about a year to completely trash that engine and transmission.

I was not good for my dads car life.

///CSB/Sorry Dad
 
2012-11-28 02:15:34 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?


Frankly, yes.
 
2012-11-28 02:15:38 PM  

WTFDYW: H would have gotten more money had she not been there to ugly it all up.

/always wanted one of those Datsuns


THIS.

I want a Datsun, but not like this.

/not
//like
///this
 
2012-11-28 02:15:40 PM  
DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫
 
2012-11-28 02:16:10 PM  
For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.
 
2012-11-28 02:16:34 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.


The fact that this question even gets asked kind of points out whats wrong with people.
 
2012-11-28 02:16:34 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫


Um no
 
2012-11-28 02:16:49 PM  

JohnnyC: I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.


Funny! I bet you got some doozies.
 
2012-11-28 02:18:38 PM  
I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.
 
2012-11-28 02:19:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: fuhfuhfuh: So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?

Frankly, yes.


Animals tend to be instinctually protective over their own offspring. However, he may not view this as having negative consequencs, and therefore, not a threat to her survival. It would be nice if we all had empathy for "someone else's daughter", but then who would give us blowjobs?
 
2012-11-28 02:19:34 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


When my brother first saw that show he commented on the daughter...I told him that she was only 16....he disturbed himself....
 
2012-11-28 02:19:58 PM  

Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.


Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like
 
2012-11-28 02:20:50 PM  

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


A good buddy would have "helped out " with it. If your a farkette
 
2012-11-28 02:21:14 PM  

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Dungeons and Dragons, right?
 
2012-11-28 02:21:18 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy can turn wood into flaccid flesh
 
2012-11-28 02:21:55 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


I get the sense from that gallery that one of them is the Step-mom to his actual kids.
 
2012-11-28 02:22:19 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Smoky Dragon Dish: DATSUN

♫The name is Nissan!!!♫

Um no


Um no, what?

acimg.auctivacommerce.com
 
2012-11-28 02:22:23 PM  
20 year old poorly tattooed skank consented. Next fake outrage.
 
2012-11-28 02:24:15 PM  
Folks, that car will cost you far, far less in the long term than that woman. 

Obvious.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:03 PM  

Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.


He's still not gonna sleep with you.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:29 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.

Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like


With the ginger mixed into the genes she looks more like the dark haired kinda pale German gals in my family. Would know she was latino till she goes off on some one
 
2012-11-28 02:25:32 PM  
I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Sweet dreams!
 
2012-11-28 02:26:33 PM  

MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.


He might if his she-Jabba wife finds this thread and leaves him...
 
2012-11-28 02:27:03 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Tat'dGreaser: Abuse Liability: This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.

Personal information is one thing but don't bring it up that you were a virgin till 32 and now you're marrying a BBW latina

We've all seen the porno, we know what BBW latina looks like

With the ginger mixed into the genes she looks more like the dark haired kinda pale German gals in my family. Would know she was latino till she goes off on some one


Wouldn't know she was
 
2012-11-28 02:28:12 PM  

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


icantfaptothis.jpg
nukeitfromorbit.jpg
idratherwaituntiliwas32.jpg
 
2012-11-28 02:28:33 PM  

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

Sweet dreams!



Burn in hell. I can feel her creepy lazy eye judging me judging her.
 
2012-11-28 02:28:41 PM  

MrBallou: Butthurted: Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.

He's still not gonna sleep with you.


he might - dude's waited 32 years. He might want to make up for lost time.
 
2012-11-28 02:28:50 PM  

FooDog: The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.


and from the looks of things they all have a history of making stable lifestyle choices.
/whatever... when I saw the headline I thought the girl was going to be a tween. They all look like adults, so I dont see anything wrong. adults are entitled to poor taste, I think its in the constitution.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:15 PM  

wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.


You're assuming she can read.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:16 PM  
the girl or the car?

which has more miles?
 
2012-11-28 02:29:25 PM  
chicks and cars work together. The only problem, and it is a big one, is that this is his daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:29:39 PM  

CthulhuCalling: notatrollorami: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.

Paige Wyatt, daughter of Rich Wyatt. Family is on the show "American Guns". I don't know if the show even airs anymore.


Thanks! FWIW though the search turned up a YouTube video consisting of her very scantily clad self with sexy music and lyrics, which was cool and chub inducing, interspersed with shots of her similarly dressed but standing there with her dad. Chub ruined, brain confused. BAD dad. BAD!
 
2012-11-28 02:30:34 PM  

joness0154: I'm surprised no one posted creepy ugly car model yet

Let me help:

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 533x800]

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 800x533]

Sweet dreams!


Looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of oranges at some point.
 
2012-11-28 02:32:01 PM  
I'd make him an offer on the car, but only if he threw in a beej from the daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:32:35 PM  
Brown shoes don't make it.
 
2012-11-28 02:35:22 PM  
I'd wreck that. Then I'd like to have sexual relations with the daughter.
 
2012-11-28 02:35:53 PM  

blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.


So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?
 
2012-11-28 02:36:30 PM  

notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.


Dammit half the time when I reply on the phone it doesn't quote the original post! This was for the guy that said 32yo virgin must be fugly.
 
2012-11-28 02:37:21 PM  
www.adweek.com
Miss Ridley, are you trying to sell me?

/did he dress up his son Dat to sell his Lexus?
 
2012-11-28 02:38:09 PM  
I don't care that he is taking pictures of his own daughter. I just wish the dude would upload some non-thumbnail sized pictures. What a waste.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:24 PM  
I like how the article used the term "budding sexuality". From the looks of that chick, I'm going out on a limb and saying that her sexuality "budded" at about 6 when Uncle Mike would sneak into her room after bedtime... unless daddy did it instead.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:30 PM  

maggoo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:

Doesn't look like him. Maybe it's because she has teeth.

//is she a good puck?


She loves it in the six hole.
 
2012-11-28 02:38:40 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.
 
2012-11-28 02:39:28 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?


To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.
 
2012-11-28 02:41:51 PM  
You know, looking at this, I'm not entirely sure that this is actually a guy selling these vehicles.
From ridleysrides.com:

Call KIM RIDLEY XXX-XXX-XXXX for appointment to purchase!
All vehicles shown by appointment only!


It's a bit less creepy if it's just a mom and daughter putzing around. Trashy? Yup. But it feels slightly less skeevy.
 
2012-11-28 02:42:07 PM  
www.vanityfair.com

Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects
 
2012-11-28 02:42:16 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.


cunning plan
 
2012-11-28 02:42:55 PM  
anadaday.dk
 
2012-11-28 02:43:34 PM  

skullkrusher: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

I think he was referring to the girl in TFA.

Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


A 200 pound women in her late 50's that sports a hairy upper lip? Sorry sport she's married
 
2012-11-28 02:44:05 PM  

skullkrusher: Personally, I'm waiting in Olivia Wilde's basement for a call from your mom.


CSB/ I'm friends with the guy who lives below her (Olivia Wilde) apartment in NYC. They have smoked together and he pics of him with her. I don't doubt his stories for a second.
 
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