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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 01:58:39 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Funny thing is she look like the dark hair German gals in my family. Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's. Plus she might cut off the sex if she found out. I ain't waiting for another 32 years to find another gal that will throw me one.


Oh my f*cking God I wish I could impregnate this thread so f*cking much
 
2012-11-28 01:59:16 PM  
Saw this on facebook this morning, creepy and freaky:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 01:59:33 PM  

notatrollorami: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.


Paige Wyatt, daughter of Rich Wyatt. Family is on the show "American Guns". I don't know if the show even airs anymore.
 
2012-11-28 02:00:29 PM  
Man, that thing has high mileage and has been used hard.

The car's not that great, either.
 
2012-11-28 02:00:36 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


You are clairvoyant.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's

 
2012-11-28 02:01:13 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.
 
2012-11-28 02:01:22 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Now that's class.


The South has rednecks. The Pacific Northwest has a crazy amalgam of meth, tattoos, strippers, and piercings.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:16 PM  
Damn, I think I just white knighted another dude. I has a sad.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:22 PM  

Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


You sound kinda butthurted.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:23 PM  
After thoroughly "researching" the ridleys rides site I think I have it figured out.

Its probably not his daughter. Dude is a biker douche who sells vehicles and it looks like he probably hires either strippers or friends or both to do the photo shoots.

And the girl everyones droling over isn't Sierra. Its Alchemy...further proving my stripper hypothesis.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:40 PM  

Deep Contact: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.


what cousin Vicki might look like

www.biography.com

ok, not might. That's what she looks like
 
2012-11-28 02:02:44 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


There are many highly attractive escorts.

For free? Yeah, that might be a challenge.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:04 PM  

You Idiots: You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.

I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!


The thing that really surprises me is that she doesn't have the standard issue tramp stamp. (yet)
 
2012-11-28 02:03:05 PM  

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


Probably attractive to the target market of an old souped up Datsun, though.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:19 PM  
 
2012-11-28 02:03:20 PM  

Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this
 
2012-11-28 02:03:36 PM  

jst3p: Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You sound kinda butthurted.


I iz
 
2012-11-28 02:03:51 PM  

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.


Ha...spot on.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:54 PM  
car looks decent. wouldn't mind having a ride...
 
2012-11-28 02:04:07 PM  

CthulhuCalling: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??

Irrelevant. He's not a virgin anymore.


He probably can't post now since Farkers keep giving him high fives.

Proud of you.
 
2012-11-28 02:04:32 PM  

clyph: There are many highly attractive escorts.

For free? Yeah, that might be a challenge.


We have to be getting trolled at this point. It's starting to feel like a script
 
2012-11-28 02:04:36 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Alchemy, she teansforms your semen into child support checks!
 
2012-11-28 02:04:39 PM  
Oh yuck. She's not pretty and kinda skanky.
 
2012-11-28 02:05:04 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation
 
2012-11-28 02:05:28 PM  

jst3p: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.

Alchemy, she transforms your semen into child support checks!


godamn preview
 
2012-11-28 02:05:56 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation


Yea this situation doesn't work the same as that situation
 
2012-11-28 02:06:05 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Butthurted: Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.

You choose wisely in the login department

Anyways, let's try to convince him to post pics. I have to see this


No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with
 
2012-11-28 02:06:32 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Oh God I hope the one spread eagle is also a daughter of his
 
2012-11-28 02:07:07 PM  

Flakeloaf: Unavailable for comment.


Same here.
ticklemevintage.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 02:07:08 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with


Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it
 
2012-11-28 02:07:42 PM  

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 02:08:24 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??

He wasn;t bragging about being a virigin.

He was saying "I am 32, unlaid and I *STILL* wouldn't hit that".

Kind of like syaing "I am lame as fark and STILL wouldn't hit that".

/self-deprecation


Actually I said I was a 32 virgin and would have passed it up
 
2012-11-28 02:08:26 PM  
Where's the bumper sticker that says
Candy's dandy
But incest is best
?
 
2012-11-28 02:08:29 PM  
cdn.hark.com
So THAT's how it is in their family
 
2012-11-28 02:08:32 PM  

vudukungfu: WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.


Someone had to: Citiation needed.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:19 PM  
Hell, even Gary Gygax wasn't above using his daughter to pimp the old TSR games.

www.headinjurytheater.com

/How come my mutants never looked like THAT in Gamma World
//Duh, she's a pure Strain Human.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:27 PM  

FooDog: The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.


Yeah, and modeling isn't all they do for him either, I'm betting.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:32 PM  
did the car sell?
 
2012-11-28 02:09:39 PM  

cig-mkr: Has anyone said skank hoe yet?


Oh knats!
 
2012-11-28 02:09:58 PM  

Butthurted: Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty

Dude, despite the metric ass-load of trolling that goes on around here, I rarely see someone cross the line into pure, straight-up meanness. If two people find happiness, who the fark are you to be such a dick about it? I have a mental picture of a person who would want to be with an asshat and it's not pretty either. I have never put someone on ignore but you just made me rethink that policy. Trolls I can handle and even enjoy, being a complete douche-nozzle is another story.


There's plenty of meanness here. Look harder.
 
2012-11-28 02:10:16 PM  
I don't mind tattoos at all, but get that shiat off your face tackle-box.
 
2012-11-28 02:11:28 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.
//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


You have incredibly low standards.
 
2012-11-28 02:11:38 PM  

jst3p: Saw this on facebook this morning, creepy and freaky:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 750x514]


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 02:11:47 PM  
Came for the that chick is too busted to sell cars comments, but was pleasantly surprised by the 32 year old virgin who may or may not have gotten laid by a mail order bride.

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-28 02:11:50 PM  
Which is why I had my father put on lingerie when I want to sell a teenage girl's car.

/It's a niche market
 
2012-11-28 02:12:08 PM  
He seems to have a whole bunch of daughters. Link to "pinups" gallery on Ridley's Rides: Link

Avoid the home page; auto-play of "Born to be Wild"
 
2012-11-28 02:12:25 PM  
Gross! Who the hell wants a Datsun?
 
2012-11-28 02:12:28 PM  
Someone save this thread for the next time someone starts tossing out the phrase "slut-shaming."
 
2012-11-28 02:13:34 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Mid_mo_mad_man: No pics she would not be happy with me. Plus I've never seen the pageant winners/supermodels you all are with

Dude you opened this door, I'm just sh*tting on it


This is why personal information can never be shared on Fark (read as... "this is why we can never have nice things). Personally, I'm a pro-athlete PhD movie-star spy with a supermodel girlfriend and I'm really tough... especially on the internet.
 
2012-11-28 02:14:01 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Looks like he has a whole stable, er, corral, er, hog pit, er herd of beauties.


Wow. Is this guy from the south?
 
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