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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 01:36:51 PM
I'll say this, I wouldn't mind working on her undercarriage perhaps give her a lube job. I just hope there isn't any tranny issues.
 
2012-11-28 01:36:57 PM
staging.1013thebounce.com

Sees nothing wrong with this
 
2012-11-28 01:38:04 PM

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html



Oh my Zeus, he's got TWO!
 
2012-11-28 01:38:14 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?


The implication is that since you're a 32 year old virgin, you must have purchased a mail order bride (presumptively from Thailand).
 
2012-11-28 01:38:57 PM

Banned on the Run: /she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


Only reason I like that show
 
2012-11-28 01:39:07 PM
Well, incest and arsenic aside, Ebay apparently DOES have it's limits.
www.theblaze.com
Link to Ebay story on Obama Pee Pee art
 
2012-11-28 01:39:19 PM
Fifty bucks never killed anybody
 
2012-11-28 01:40:29 PM

exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


Now if you do it with someone else's somewhat-hot 20-year old daughter, you're a job creator.

// Like Hefner
// And the dudes at Maxim
// And every other guy throughout history that has made some kind of pop-culture impact
 
2012-11-28 01:40:44 PM

swangoatman: Well, incest and arsenic aside, Ebay apparently DOES have it's limits.
[www.theblaze.com image 620x299]
Link to Ebay story on Obama Pee Pee art


That's derivative of piss christ and valueless. As opposed to piss christ... which is still just piss in a jar.
 
2012-11-28 01:40:50 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)
 
2012-11-28 01:40:59 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


How else are they supposed to pay for their fake tits?
 
2012-11-28 01:41:01 PM

Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.


Trashy girls need loving too... and that spare 50 bucks you are offering.
 
2012-11-28 01:41:20 PM
My wife will give birth to my daughter in a month and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/also posted her ultrasound photos on facebook
// starting early
 
2012-11-28 01:42:57 PM

you are a puppet: [www.adweek.com image 382x282]

[www.ridleysrides.com image 640x480]

Yeah, I prefer Sierra


Dude is a TERRIBLE photographer. Has no idea his shadow or reflection is in a good percentage of his shots.
 
2012-11-28 01:43:50 PM
And this is a problem because.....
 
2012-11-28 01:44:02 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


I gotcha...it was one of those other sites. rosebrides.com or something.
 
2012-11-28 01:44:35 PM
[I'm fine with this.jpg]
 
2012-11-28 01:45:22 PM
I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.
 
2012-11-28 01:45:58 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


Pics or you're lying
 
2012-11-28 01:46:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What Wayne Gretzky's daughter looks like:


Doesn't look like him. Maybe it's because she has teeth.

//is she a good puck?
 
2012-11-28 01:46:20 PM
I'm normally all for scantily clad, attractive women but the way that Rich Wyatt pimps out his daughter on that show really creeps me out. He's no prize winner himself. The only likable person on that show is the mother.
 
2012-11-28 01:46:57 PM
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
 
2012-11-28 01:47:46 PM

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


It seems like more of a deterrent to me. Who wants skank stains on the seats?
 
2012-11-28 01:49:19 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Relevant:

Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shiat, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Good luck, Cameron. I mean, "Mid_mo_mad_man", if that is your real name.
 
2012-11-28 01:49:43 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.
 
2012-11-28 01:49:50 PM
I agree with another poster- that particular look is less "Please be gentle", and more "Hurry it up, I need to get more smokes."
 
2012-11-28 01:49:56 PM

Magorn: unlikely: And I gotta admit, with that headline I expected girl-next-door young cutie, not "girl with enough metal in her she can't live within a mile of an MRI machine."

You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?


Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


First time outside of terribly written fetish fiction I've heard of a dad taking advantage of daddy issues though.
 
2012-11-28 01:50:09 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


What's with the bra AND the bikini top?!? Is that like a thing now?
 
2012-11-28 01:50:12 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


The first shots are actually much better of her.

But why on earth is she wearing a string bikini top over a bra? How the fark does that make any sense?
 
2012-11-28 01:50:21 PM
Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??
 
2012-11-28 01:50:31 PM

Baz the Spaz: And this is a problem because.....


Well, I don't really know... but it seems a bit odd when you consider that a man is taking a picture of his POS car, while crouching down and behind his daughter who is wearing cheekies... taking the picture from between her legs. It just don't seem right with what I think a father should do with his own daughter... step-daughter, perhaps, but that's another story that depends on what kind of moral compass you may or may not have. I still wouldn't do it.

/also mad that I can't "zoom" on that one particular image
//outrage is directed at the jerk who disabled that feature for that one shot
 
2012-11-28 01:50:55 PM

karmaceutical:
No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.


My bad.
The first picture was just from the rear and I was multi-tasking.

Which is really embarrassing considering I have owned a B210 and a @280ZX (2+2) in the past.
 
2012-11-28 01:51:22 PM

kgloverfl: She's in a lot of pictures on the website mentioned in the Ebay ads,  Ridley's Rides along with the dark haired chick. The very last vehicle has an up and comer who isn't quite as skanky...yet.


Oh wow. The first one, Steely? That tattoo just screams, "I make poor decisions."
 
2012-11-28 01:51:50 PM
Has anyone said skank hoe yet?
 
2012-11-28 01:51:59 PM

Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.


Pretty much guaranteed stripper as an occupation. She can add the extra x when she graduates to full porn star.

/It's like naming your son Jeeves.
 
2012-11-28 01:52:07 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)


I see this ending well.
 
2012-11-28 01:52:49 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


Who is that? Not that I'm going to GIS it. At all.
 
2012-11-28 01:53:41 PM

WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."


Just like my cousin's daughter.
My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.
Then she runs to check.
It's sad, because it's true.
 
2012-11-28 01:53:57 PM

pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility


and deepthroating skills
 
2012-11-28 01:54:25 PM
I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty
 
2012-11-28 01:55:17 PM

You_EEEeeediot: I'll just leave this here since I don't see it posted anywhere else.


I'm digging it. I see we share some things in common!
 
2012-11-28 01:55:24 PM
So it is bad that he took pics of his own 20 year old tattooed and pierced daughter, rather than taking pics of a 20 year old tattooed and pierced girl that was not his daughter?
 
2012-11-28 01:55:52 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

I gotcha...it was one of those other sites. rosebrides.com or something.

I in
No way bought her
In no way have I paid for sex or her to marry me

Banned on the Run: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?

Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sorry but she's half Mexican half Irish ginger. With a nasty temper and big a butt :)

Pics or you're lying


Funny thing is she look like the dark hair German gals in my family. Farkers would call her unpleasant names if posted her pic because she's a bbw with e's. Plus she might cut off the sex if she found out. I ain't waiting for another 32 years to find another gal that will throw me one.
 
2012-11-28 01:55:59 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I have this mental image of the woman who would bang a 32 year old virgin and it's not pretty


To be fair, the 32 year old virgin likely isn't pretty either.
 
2012-11-28 01:56:28 PM
Why hasn't this turned into a "The car or the girl?" thread.
 
2012-11-28 01:56:44 PM

sweet-daddy-2: pute kisses like a man: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

long necks are a sign of nobility

and deepthroating skills


This.

/bunk, etc
 
2012-11-28 01:57:10 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, I missed the guy bragging about being a virgin until he was 32??


Irrelevant. He's not a virgin anymore.
 
2012-11-28 01:58:27 PM

jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

A weirdo wouldn't touch her, you don't say?

Your problem: You put the pussy on a pedestal.


Reread my post
 
2012-11-28 01:58:30 PM
The guys apparently uses five different girls as marketing ploys. Not sure if all or even any are his daughters.
 
2012-11-28 01:58:38 PM
I wish I could add a -JohnnyCanuck to my email notifications. Every time he gets a reply, I get an email.
 
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