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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 01:20:42 PM  

stonicus: Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.


He said, typing with one hand.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:03 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.

[i50.tinypic.com image 384x284]

It got creepy right about here.
Dad is taking a picture of daughters ass


If dad's been tappin dat ass, then taking picts of it isn't nearly that creepy -- so to speak.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:33 PM  
She is 20...why is this wrong?
 
2012-11-28 01:22:00 PM  

Magorn: You know how we often say, perhaps unfairly, that heavily-tattoed and pierced women who like to prance around half-naked have "daddy Issues"?

Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


In this case, I believe that issue is that she is performing fellatio on her father.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:06 PM  

Makh: I think i found his site. And her again.

http://www.ridleysrides.com/95badboy.html


Considering he's a dealer, his daughter has lots of potential photo ops to fill her uh....portfolio with. I wonder if Dad pays her anything to move his "items".

This works against you, DAD. If your cars look rode hard and put away wet like your still minor daughter, I don't think I'll be bidding on anything you're selling. I might catch something from your daughter AND from the seat of your vehicles.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:08 PM  
Take a look at the woman. I am sure daddy has used her for a lot more than getting his car sold even more so when you consider she agree to do this for him. Now I could be wrong, but I highly doubt that I am. With that said I don't really see any issue with having your daughter model an item you are trying to sell.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:43 PM  

thecpt: Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.

Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.


You are a farking genius.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:44 PM  
But who's buying?

pcdn.500px.net
 
2012-11-28 01:22:56 PM  
Reporter uses the word sleazy as if it is a bad thing.
 
2012-11-28 01:24:01 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


long necks are a sign of nobility
 
2012-11-28 01:24:09 PM  

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


"Okay honey, now put on those boy shorts that daddy bought for you and give the camera your best "plow me harder" look from behind."
 
2012-11-28 01:24:46 PM  

SubjectVerb: Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.


Wow, glad to see someone has finally noticed this. I've lived on both sides of the US, in both the north and south. The one constant in all these areas is REDNECKS.

Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.
 
2012-11-28 01:25:31 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 01:25:47 PM  
I wish my daughter was that hot....
 
2012-11-28 01:26:15 PM  

Crudbucket: I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.


i45.tinypic.com

Here's mom with her son, the 'pool boy'.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:33 PM  
All I know is I just bought a used Datsun off eBay!
 
2012-11-28 01:26:35 PM  
You gotta be willin' to take penicillin, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...
 
2012-11-28 01:26:48 PM  
Maybe the car doesn't have any brakes either.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:51 PM  
Eh, I'd take it for a test drive.

/The daughter, not the car.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:53 PM  
How much you wanting to bet at least one tattoo is misspelled?
 
2012-11-28 01:26:54 PM  

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


Because she was built in 1992 and has more mileage than the car built in 1977
 
2012-11-28 01:27:22 PM  

exick: Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.


The trouble is trying to find a 20 year old girl who isn't somebody's daughter.
 
2012-11-28 01:27:31 PM  

ristst: Hell, when I lived in the DC area my place was a couple miles from a trailer park with more than a THOUSAND trailers. If that ain't red I don't know what is.


Yeah, I moved out of PA and people in my current blue state have no clue what I mean when I say I was raised in Pennsyltucky. People I went to school with didn't know what a double wide was.
 
2012-11-28 01:27:34 PM  

madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky


OK, Studman

www.gotceleb.com

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

www.gotceleb.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 01:27:40 PM  
Owner has an e-mail in case we have any questions..........I envoke farkers everywhere.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:00 PM  

Mentat: Quasar: He named her Lexxa. Dude knew what he wanted in a daughter 20 years ago.

Wait until you see his other daughters, Crystal and Destiny.


And Nevaeh.

/freaking HATE that WT name
 
2012-11-28 01:28:02 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


But hey that gi-raff's got a nice rack.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:21 PM  
I couldn't find her on facebook, so I wonder if that is her real name or her hooker name.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:30 PM  

get real: She is 20...why is this wrong?


Hey, do you have any hot pics of your over 18 daughters while were on the subject? Nothing wrong with that... right?
 
2012-11-28 01:28:34 PM  
She ain't bad. shiatty ink, but whatever.

/rather have the car
 
2012-11-28 01:28:56 PM  

WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.


You win.
 
2012-11-28 01:29:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Crudbucket: I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.

[i45.tinypic.com image 571x860]

Here's mom with her son, the 'pool boy'.


That sunnavabiatch stole my abs! I told you I'd find you, Diego!
 
2012-11-28 01:29:24 PM  

pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility


then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:13 PM  

labman: It would be creepy if the daughter was 10. She's 20. Not creepy. Not attractive, either.


2nd...
 
2012-11-28 01:30:25 PM  

doczoidberg: I wish my daughter was that hot....


She's good in bed, so that counts for something.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:44 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.


I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?
 
2012-11-28 01:30:45 PM  

BHShaman: Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.


No, it's a Z. Pretty neat little cars for their time.
 
2012-11-28 01:30:47 PM  
I am glad he is selling a 1977 Datsun instead of a 1987 Ford Cargo Van...
 
2012-11-28 01:30:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: madgonad: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.

I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky

OK, Studman

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x700]

/she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey

[www.gotceleb.com image 519x640]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


I just fired my gun, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-11-28 01:31:33 PM  
She's in a lot of pictures on the website mentioned in the Ebay ads,  Ridley's Rides along with the dark haired chick. The very last vehicle has an up and comer who isn't quite as skanky...yet.
 
2012-11-28 01:31:36 PM  
Step aside Studmen....I'll wreck the ride, and then young lady draped across it! And not necessarily in that order!

/redneck
 
2012-11-28 01:31:41 PM  
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
 
2012-11-28 01:33:43 PM  

fawlty: pute kisses like a man: long necks are a sign of nobility

then that gal is queen of the friggin' universe.


Long Neck = Deep Throat.
 
2012-11-28 01:34:16 PM  

Magorn: Yeah, in this case I don't think that's too much of stretch


Looking at her, you know what else isn't too much of a stretch?

www.photolizer.com
 
2012-11-28 01:34:33 PM  

Banned on the Run: /she kinda has the long waist thing going on
//me likey



Now that girl is way hotter. shiat, that is nice. Look at that stomach and rack... although I'd spend a lot of time behind her for sure.
 
2012-11-28 01:34:41 PM  
Don't think much damage was done. Girl looks pretty Farked up to begin with.
 
2012-11-28 01:35:16 PM  
Her name is Lexxa.......I think that sums it up right there
 
2012-11-28 01:35:32 PM  
Reminds me of a joke:

Man takes his 14 y/o daughter to the doctor and explains that she needs birth control.
The Doctor says "At 14, your daughter is sexually active?"
The man looks perplexed and finally responds, "No, she kinda just lays there like her mama"
 
2012-11-28 01:35:40 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-11-28 01:36:06 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: JohnnyCanuck: WTF Indeed: Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her

Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.

You win.

I'm sorry but what's with Thai joke?


Google "Thai wife". It was an insinuation that you bought your wife on the internet.
Probably common amost 32 y/o virgins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
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