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(The Week)   Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad   (theweek.com) divider line 510
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2012-11-28 01:05:55 PM
he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of
 
2012-11-28 01:06:16 PM
I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.
 
2012-11-28 01:06:57 PM
He probably hired her at a strip club and pays her to let him call her his daughter. Datsun owners are weird.
 
2012-11-28 01:07:33 PM
Firmly placed in "Only if stranded on island with only her" category.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: he probably would have got more if he didn't include her in the shots

i don't want to buy a car knowing it has 17 year sex juice inside of


THIS!
 
2012-11-28 01:08:08 PM

slayer199: She's cute in a Suicide Girls kinda way. For those of you that don't think so...


Suicide Girls ≠ cute.
Attractive perhaps, but not cute.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:30 PM
her legs were fat. she was gross. would not bang.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:36 PM

akula: Jument: Those tats look retarded. And trashy.

Yeah, the girl is cute, but the ink just drags her down.

Not somebody I'd ever think about taking home to meet the parents or even put up with for the long term, but she'd be fun for a short while.

Still, though, this whole thing smacks of trashy... I can't imagine a father who would do this with his daughter. The dude and the girl are farked in the head.


Dude named his daughter "Lexxa." I bet he's been coaching her on her pole dancing moves since she could walk.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:00 PM

Pincy: I'd say her looks are appropriate for the type of person who would buy the car he's selling.


early model Japanese sports car?
 
2012-11-28 01:09:37 PM
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2012-11-28 01:09:43 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: //Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.


Admittedly I'm a chick, but while she has a cute face the rest of her is just screaming STD's. I can very much say that there are straight guys out there who would say no.... or at least require a few beers first.

Anyhoos, I think it is pretty obvious she's a wannabe model. If you see those biker and car magazines, this is similar to what they have in there. Perhaps she's just trying to be "discovered" and dad, in his demented way, thinks why the hell not. I mean, someone has to pay for the meth.

/surprised no one has posted that teacher who was farking her student who took sexy pics on a motorcycle - the one who used the "I'm too pretty to go to jail!" excuse
 
2012-11-28 01:09:58 PM
We need that "When the lights are off I forget he's my dad" jpeg stat.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:59 PM
She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...
 
2012-11-28 01:10:20 PM
I'll take the car.

NOT the girl. She fugly.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:21 PM

MythDragon: //double-wrap


So very much of THIS
 
2012-11-28 01:10:21 PM

davidphogan: He probably hired her at a strip club and pays her to let him call her his daughter. Datsun owners are weird.


it's the short legs and long body.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:38 PM
Yeah, she looks pretty trashy. And frankly, no I wouldn't put my peener in her without going to get some shots afterwards. She looks overly passed around.

With that unimportant bit out of the way... 7.5k for a datsun Z? with 50k in mileage (nice). Good price?
 
2012-11-28 01:10:45 PM
Very old adage: You breed thoroughbreds, you get thoroughbreds. You breed jackasses, you get jackasses.

In other words: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.



/I'll pass
 
2012-11-28 01:10:50 PM
Stripper

Daughter or not his daughter.......still a stripper.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:57 PM
She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:09 PM

brap: Lexxa?  Where were little Exxonica and Hostesserella during this incestual travesty?


Hanging out with Drislax, Shaquilla and LaBeefa, prolly.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:15 PM
Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
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/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:22 PM
He spelled her name wrong. LeXXXa.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:24 PM
FTFA: Sometimes acknowledging a daughter's fledgling sexuality can be a positive thing, says Lindsay Cross at Mommyish

Fledgling?

I get the distinct impression that 20 year old Lexxa is no fledgling to sexuality. That is not a value judgement--that is just an observation.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:41 PM
Hey, I know that chick. To be fair, she called me daddy as well.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:53 PM

skullkrusher: early model Japanese sports car?


i830.photobucket.com

You rang?
 
2012-11-28 01:12:20 PM

stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...


Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.
 
2012-11-28 01:12:49 PM

cgraves67: She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.


Undoubtedly sporting bald tires, rusty brakes and a trunk with perforations.
 
2012-11-28 01:13:12 PM
That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."
 
2012-11-28 01:13:50 PM

Valiente: cgraves67: She looks a bit too high-mileage for my tastes.

Undoubtedly sporting bald tires, rusty brakes and a trunk with perforations.


better bag it not once, not twice but thrice if you plan on getting anywhere near her hatchback
 
2012-11-28 01:14:23 PM
I normally don't mind tattoos, but I've always been perplexed by ones that are an entire paragraph of text.
 
2012-11-28 01:15:25 PM
www.adweek.com

www.ridleysrides.com

Yeah, I prefer Sierra
 
2012-11-28 01:15:48 PM
Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.
 
2012-11-28 01:16:13 PM
 
2012-11-28 01:17:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: exick: labman: Not creepy.

Having a 20 year old girl put on tiny shorts so you can take a picture of her bent over your car is still creepy when that girl is your daughter.

Just looked at the eBay site. Definitely creepy.


i50.tinypic.com

It got creepy right about here.
Dad is taking a picture of daughters ass
 
2012-11-28 01:17:17 PM
Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her
 
2012-11-28 01:17:23 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Yup, using female family members to sell shiat is baaaad.
[img15.imageshack.us image 600x400] 

/specially when your daughter's half-giraffe.


I didn't notice it at first, but you are right. Freaky
 
2012-11-28 01:18:09 PM
Yup, rednecks are everywhere. Even Oregon. Quit picking on the South and look around.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:22 PM
Her skirt is so short I can tell how many times her dad missed her dance recital.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:23 PM
Heh, nice family.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:24 PM
I'm gonna assume this isn't the weirdest thing going on in that household.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:32 PM

Lollipop165: stonicus: She's hot... hot in that "easy to get into bed and she'll do anything" kinda way...

Also in the "will pick the condom off of the floor and try to inseminate herself with it after you leave so you will have to pay her child support or marry her" type of way.


Invention idea. Bedroom condom shredder/incinerator.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:39 PM

BHShaman: Isnt that a Datsun B210?

$7,500???

Better than most entry level modeling jobs and hopefully her Dad did not try and bed her like the casting agent would have.


Something tells me dad bed daughter long before this photo-shoot.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:49 PM
Looks like she has more millage than the car.

That car should sell itself.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:00 PM
I'll bet you can find her ad on BackPages.com or under the escorts section or maybe even on www.myredbook.com. $150 will most likly get an hour of her time with MSOG.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Maybe your libido is lower than average, but at 17, if this chick was rubbing on you and sliding her hand up your thigh, you'd have lost your V right then and there. Sure, you might puke later and regret it forever, but you'd have done it.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:23 PM
Tatoos never made anyone look *more* beautiful than they already were.

The opposite effect, however, is quite common.
 
2012-11-28 01:19:31 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


Once you learn Thai, you should tell your soon-to-wife this.
 
2012-11-28 01:20:19 PM

stonicus: She's hot... i>

 

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
 
2012-11-28 01:20:40 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Several months ago at the age of 32 I lost my virginity to the lady in a few months will be my wife. At no time in 32 years of no sex would I have porked that chick. Nasty nasty nasty. I think I've might have caught a std just looking at her


You are marrying the first girl you boned? Bad bad move. Best of luck

/end threadjack
 
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