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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Turns out the woman who called 9-1-1 to report she trapped a burglar in a box was probably just drunk   (cleveland.com) divider line 20
    More: Obvious, HADCOCK ROAD, burglary  
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2012-11-28 01:28:50 PM  

she trapped a burglar in a box


Was the burglar's name Jack?
 
2012-11-28 01:29:53 PM  
Maybe she caught a duck. And then the duck jumped out and got away.
 
2012-11-28 01:32:33 PM  
SNAAAAKE!
 
2012-11-28 01:32:56 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's not a box.
 
2012-11-28 01:33:46 PM  
Maybe trapped in her box?
 
2012-11-28 01:34:14 PM  
Cats like boxes. Maybe it was a cat.
 
2012-11-28 01:38:39 PM  

BronyMedic: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

It's not a box.


Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.
 
2012-11-28 01:40:29 PM  
Maybe it was a burger in a box.

www.creativereview.co.uk
 
2012-11-28 01:42:27 PM  

omgbears: Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.


You might find out it's a little bigger on the inside. :)
 
2012-11-28 01:43:35 PM  
Schrodinger's burglar?
 
2012-11-28 01:44:31 PM  
i47.photobucket.com 

Intrigued.
 
2012-11-28 01:54:23 PM  
Probably just as well - can citizens even legally detain someone, even if they place them under citizen's arrest? Wasn't boy george arrested for unlawful detainment for this very reason (granted, different circumstances..)
 
2012-11-28 02:26:27 PM  

strangeguitar: Maybe trapped in her box?


You're thinking of a booby trap
 
2012-11-28 02:29:44 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com


... and that's the way you DO it!

/hotter than July
 
2012-11-28 02:33:22 PM  

biglew99: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 622x470]


... and that's the way you DO it!

/hotter than July


Alphanumeric input device. You owe a new one.
 
2012-11-28 02:34:06 PM  
Justin Wilson... an old woman in Baton Rouge called down to the police station to report a naked man, this was back when Baton Rouge only had one policeman. The policeman showed up to the old lady's home and looked all around and said "I don't see no naked man, all I see is a man next door shaving in the bathroom window". The old lady says "Get up here, you have to stand up on this box."
 
2012-11-28 02:51:33 PM  
"The woman said that due to ongoing problems at the apartment complex, she was planning to move out of the state."

And be surprised when the same problems appear at her new home.
 
2012-11-28 03:07:15 PM  
www.metalkingdom.net
 
2012-11-28 03:14:53 PM  
To be fair though, all of us in Brunswick are drunk.
 
2012-11-28 03:36:34 PM  

SweetSaws: strangeguitar: Maybe trapped in her box?

You're thinking of a booby trap


Without pics, there's no way to tell.
 
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