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(Examiner)   Angus T is sorry that his friend Jesus makes him act like a dick sometimes   (examiner.com) divider line 22
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2012-11-28 01:28:57 PM  
5 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Did the Saudi's buy Fark or something?

The mods hate Christians. Got it.


Here, let me help you get that last nail pounded in.
2012-11-28 11:38:18 AM  
5 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Did the Saudi's buy Fark or something?

The mods hate Christians. Got it.


i112.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 12:00:56 PM  
4 votes:
I think it's safe to say Jon Cryer is currently phoning a therapist:

"Hi, I'd like to set up a series of appointments."

"Okay sir, certainly. What issue would you be coming on for?"

"I honestly don't know, but it's a statistically safe bet that this phone call is a really good idea."
2012-11-28 10:55:07 AM  
4 votes:
I'm also looking forward to Chuck Lorre's next vanity card, altho he might not be able to top this one from last year:

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #329

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
2012-11-28 01:11:03 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-28 01:18:18 PM  
2 votes:
So is it Jon Cryer that drives people nuts?
2012-11-28 12:42:41 PM  
2 votes:
Angus: God spoke to me yesterday and I realize now that your show is filth

Lorre: Here's $8 million for another season

Angus: God who?
2012-11-28 12:32:30 PM  
2 votes:
The backlash against him is just the Devil trying to ruin his life because he told the truth. Atheists should be classified as a hate group at this point.
2012-11-28 08:58:16 PM  
1 votes:
Ummm, Seventh Day Adventist isn't a cult. It's a legit religious sect. Their weird thing is not eating any hooved critters. No caffeine, etc. Hardly a 'cult'. Scientologists and Mormons are cults.
2012-11-28 12:42:29 PM  
1 votes:

markb289: Cryer is the sane one on the set. I can't think of any scandal he's been involved in.


xfinity.comcast.net

Jon Cryer's wife.

It pays to show up, do your job and not be a dick.
2012-11-28 12:19:21 PM  
1 votes:
Wasn't 'merikuh founded on religious dickheadedness?
Hell, the puritans were barely ashore when they started hanging witches & piling rocks on folk.
2012-11-28 12:10:41 PM  
1 votes:
I really feel sorry for Jon Cryer. Here's a guy who had a lot of roles in the 80's and almost became a superstar, then he disappeared for 20 years and makes a comeback. Then each of his costars implode one after the other and now he has to work with that douche Ashton Kutcher.

blog.zap2it.com

Of course you have to admire a guy like that. He smiles for photographs, keeps his mouth shut and cashes the checks.
2012-11-28 11:30:18 AM  
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Did the Saudi's buy Fark or something?

The mods hate Christians. Got it.


Damn, you figured it out. Unlease the snark jihad!
2012-11-28 11:29:54 AM  
1 votes:
Dammit. If you couldn't guess, that was meant for the Powerball thread.
2012-11-28 11:19:24 AM  
1 votes:
So the fight between sanity and insanity rages on.

Seriously kid (because you're still acting like a child), grow the fark up and get away from the controlling fundies, before you end up as a worse punchline than "Kirk Cameron".

Oh, and stay away from the bananas.
2012-11-28 11:14:36 AM  
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Did the Saudi's buy Fark or something?

The mods hate Christians. Got it.


It's not Christians they hate, it's rampant hypocrites. Although I will grant you, it's pretty tough to tell the difference in most cases.
2012-11-28 11:12:36 AM  
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Did the Saudi's buy Fark or something?

The mods hate Christians. Got it.


We love Jesus. He's full of lulz.
2012-11-28 11:11:15 AM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: I wonder how many of you guys advocating that this guy donate all his money also cash your checks from your jobs that you hate?


i.imgur.com
2012-11-28 11:05:28 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe somebody should check the set for lead paint or something...
2012-11-28 10:53:21 AM  
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-28 10:52:40 AM  
1 votes:
Translation: please don't fire me!
2012-11-28 10:52:20 AM  
1 votes:
Jebus ain't got nothing on sweet, sweet cash.
 
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