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(WorldNetDaily)   Single frame of Glenn Beck dunking Obama bobble-head in enormous jar of urine while standing in front of his chalkboard-full-o-crazy wonderfully illustrates Beck's current psychosis level... As for the art: Meh, derivative   (wnd.com) divider line 56
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2012-11-28 08:39:02 AM
13 votes:
Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?
2012-11-28 11:59:58 AM
7 votes:
Glenn Beck is to urine what urine is to urine.
2012-11-28 09:41:10 AM
7 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Has there been a cultural event in American history that has obsessed the right-wing more than "Piss Christ?"

Seriously, people. It was 25 f*cking years ago and you're still on about it? Is the guy who did it even alive anymore?

For God's sake, let it go.


Piss Christ
Ted Kennedy
Jane Fonda
Tawana Bradley

Shiat, I'm amazed they're not still biatching about Billy Crystal on Soap.
2012-11-28 11:29:06 AM
6 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?


I have already speculated that by 2016, the entire GOP platform will consist of shrieking and flinging feces.
In light of this event, I may need to revise that prediction to 2014.
2012-11-28 01:11:04 PM
5 votes:
There was one aspect of that case from 1990 that always troubled the detectives- the victim's bladder had been emptied.
2012-11-28 12:46:44 PM
5 votes:
img819.imageshack.us
2012-11-28 12:08:51 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

/it's like crazytown Mr Wizard
//whizzzzz-tard
2012-11-28 09:11:39 AM
5 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?


It is urine Beck has saved since 1990.
2012-11-28 06:29:27 PM
4 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.wnd.com image 620x306]

His urine is tinged sort of green. He might want to have a doctor look into that.


It's got electrolytes. It's what Republicans crave.
2012-11-28 04:59:40 PM
3 votes:
I know he's not a congressman and all, but I'm calling him Glenn Beck (R-Kelly) from now on.
2012-11-28 01:09:49 PM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/q&d, ms paint
2012-11-28 11:17:05 AM
3 votes:
Glenn Beck is the greatest performance artist of our generation.
2012-11-28 10:39:15 AM
3 votes:
Meh, it's still better than a Kinkade.
2012-11-28 08:18:46 PM
2 votes:

theknuckler_33: The artist is still alive and was back in the news in the last couple of months because the pisschrist was back on display in some cities MOMA. Beck was also responding to Jammie Fox who called President Obama "Our Lord and Savior" the other night.
Becks planned worked he getting the at the attention he seeks which is why he makes about 6 million dollars a month and we don't.

Is it just me, or did it seem pretty obvious that Jamie Foxx was trolling conservatives when he said that? I was pretty sure I saw a smirk on his face as he was saying that.



And as usual, some clueless conservatives took the bait. Especially a raging Republitroll on another forum I regularly post on.Here's a brief rundown of how the whole thing went down:

Republitroll: "I could see this coming and expect it will get even more radical. Jamie Foxx calls Obama God, Lord and Savior. The crazy love affair continues. What's next?"

Forum member: "Only four more years of being scared by a black president, [Republitroll]. And didn't you know? Jamie Foxx is Obama's John the Baptist.

Republitroll: "No one ever called Reagan their God, Savior and Lord -- it's new territory.Ya'll can say now that you're not atheists in the religion of Obama."

Me: "You got us there, [Republitroll]. I pray in the direction of the White House at least 5 times a day, and plan to make a pilgrimage to Obama's true birth place in Kenya next year. I wish to meet him someday and kiss his feet in hopes that he will heal my legs so that I can walk again.

Unfortunately, no matter how many times I pray to him for you, he can't heal your everlasting butthurt. Some things are beyond even his power."
2012-11-28 03:12:33 PM
2 votes:
I wonder how his children feel about this.

Scott: "My daddy's a fireman and saves people from burning buildings"

Sylvie: "My mom's a nurse and she helps people that are sick."

Beck's kid: "My dad plays with pee on television"
2012-11-28 12:11:24 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: He's now saying it was beer.


Just because it started as beer doesn't mean it continues to be beer.
2012-11-28 11:48:45 AM
2 votes:
Did he also pee on the girl he raped and murdered back in 1990?
2012-11-28 11:43:20 AM
2 votes:
He of course realizes this will be controversial and that many will find his use of the Obama figurine to be disrespectful.

I don't think anyone would find it controversial if you put a bobblehead in piss. Typical example where conservatives don't understand context.
2012-11-28 11:43:13 AM
2 votes:
It insists upon itself.
2012-11-28 11:42:55 AM
2 votes:
www.wnd.com

His urine is tinged sort of green. He might want to have a doctor look into that.
2012-11-28 11:25:58 AM
2 votes:
It would have been more interesting if he dunked his own head in the urine.
2012-11-28 10:48:22 AM
2 votes:
It was the scandalized right-wing reaction to Piss Christ, more than anything else, that turned it into a very important work of art. Funny how art works that way.
2012-11-28 08:54:04 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-28 07:04:44 PM
1 votes:

Gato Blanco: I think the best part about this whole fiasco is the fact that Glenn Beck put it up for auction on EBay for charity. The entire premise of the Obama in Pee Pee is, as was said, to "point out the hypocrisy" of liberals, who he assumes were going to cry like babies because "Dear Leader" was placed in a jar of piss, much like how Christians reacted to Piss Christ (and those durn durty libbies told them to get over it.)

Cue thirty minutes later-- EBay removed the object from sales because the EBay policy states body fluids cannot be sold.

Guess what? Glenn Beck and his ilk are now throwing a screaming shiatfest because they're offended that it was taken down. No, really, they are horrified that EBay wouldn't make an exception in their policy to get back at Fartbongo. Now, they're crying like babies because EBay didn't treat them like special children.

If this isn't the most deliciously ironic backfiring, I'm not sure what is.


Well, this just went from "Meh" to farking hilarious in short time. Never thought I'd see conservatives whine because they can't bid for urine on ebay. Link

Clearly, the real victims here are those who understand neither actual art nor actual outrage. Urine idiot, Mr. Beck.
2012-11-28 06:57:18 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick:
It actually really is, and if it were tinged blue I think it would be really beautiful. And, y'know, not urine, since someone with blue urine needs to see a doctor instead of making art.


You mean it's not supposed to be blue? TV commercials have been lying to me all these years?
Yikes.
2012-11-28 03:19:56 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Pretty cool.


Indeed. And cool of you to acknowledge it.
Cool-cool-cool.
2012-11-28 02:53:26 PM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Johnny_Whistle: EnviroDude: robert mapplethorpe should sue him for stealing his idea

Which idea?

who is this Robert Mapplethorpe guy? I'll GIS that and be right back.


If Glenn Beck wants to take black and white photos of an Obama figurine crammed up his own ass, I'm all for it.
2012-11-28 02:23:55 PM
1 votes:

shastacola: stewmadness: He made his point.

I just wish he didn't have to stoop to the same level of the other side.

What point did he make?


Phony, hypocritical outrage.
2012-11-28 02:13:23 PM
1 votes:
"If you ever used the term "whiz kid" to refer to Glenn Beck, you now have him pegged."

Seriously, sometimes these things just write themselves.
2012-11-28 02:12:53 PM
1 votes:

stewmadness: He made his point.

I just wish he didn't have to stoop to the same level of the other side.


What point did he make?
2012-11-28 02:06:08 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: Did he also pee on the girl he raped and murdered back in 1990?


He collected it and that's the piss he's using now, thus the green tinge, from it stewing for well over 22 years now.
2012-11-28 01:44:56 PM
1 votes:
He made his point.

I just wish he didn't have to stoop to the same level of the other side.
2012-11-28 01:40:34 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: whistleridge: I get the point he thinks he's making, but does he get the point he's actually making? That it's him, not us, making the point that Obama = Jesus?

I think it was Michael D'Antuono who made that point


I think you missed the point of D'Antuono's "The Truth".
This is what he meant:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 01:31:05 PM
1 votes:

Phoenix_M: sigdiamond2000: Has there been a cultural event in American history that has obsessed the right-wing more than "Piss Christ?"

Seriously, people. It was 25 f*cking years ago and you're still on about it? Is the guy who did it even alive anymore?

For God's sake, let it go.

The artist is still alive and was back in the news in the last couple of months because the pisschrist was back on display in some cities MOMA. Beck was also responding to Jammie Fox who called President Obama "Our Lord and Savior" the other night.
Becks planned worked he getting the at the attention he seeks which is why he makes about 6 million dollars a month and we don't.


Is it just me, or did it seem pretty obvious that Jamie Foxx was trolling conservatives when he said that? I was pretty sure I saw a smirk on his face as he was saying that.
2012-11-28 01:22:52 PM
1 votes:

Johnny_Whistle: EnviroDude: robert mapplethorpe should sue him for stealing his idea

Which idea?


who is this Robert Mapplethorpe guy? I'll GIS that and be right back.
2012-11-28 01:05:36 PM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: robert mapplethorpe should sue him for stealing his idea


Which idea?
2012-11-28 12:58:34 PM
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: I liked his other idea better.

Fill Beck's car with urine, leaving the sunroof open. Drop Beck into the car, but tell him the wet is really beer.

Watch Beck try to drink his way out.


As Beck is guzzling that "mighty brew", set the car on fire. Watch Beck start to scream and cry without the benefit of Vicks VapoRub smeared under his eyes.
2012-11-28 12:24:28 PM
1 votes:

Monkeyhouse Zendo: [www.wnd.com image 620x306]

Okay, seriously, wtf is going on with that blackboard behind him? How does that not just scream crazy to anyone who happens to look at it? Seriously, I had a friend who went to art school; dipping bobbleheads in urine doesn't even move the needle but that blackboard is creepy.


Look at it again, in all its glory. There is a man, in an apron, dipping a bobblehead of Obama into a jar of urine. The background is a chalkboard of crazy.

This one image has captured the entire essence of Glenn Beck, and the soul of the GOP.

This photo should win a Pulitzer. I'm half serious too, only because it looks like a screen-cap of video and doesn't have the candid feel needed for a Pulitzer. Now if someone off camera took a photo showing the whole staged production, I think I would pay money for that.

www.wnd.com
2012-11-28 12:18:11 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe that WND uses free software like WordPress to build their website. Don't they know that open source is another word for socialism? They should use a nice commercial language to build their website like ASP.
2012-11-28 12:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Guy scribbles on chalk boards and dips dolls in piss on television and is worth millions.

Fark me, what am I doing with my life?
2012-11-28 12:11:28 PM
1 votes:

Monkeyhouse Zendo: [www.wnd.com image 620x306]

Okay, seriously, wtf is going on with that blackboard behind him? How does that not just scream crazy to anyone who happens to look at it? Seriously, I had a friend who went to art school; dipping bobbleheads in urine doesn't even move the needle but that blackboard is creepy.


I think he's mapping the facilities of the Dharma Initiative.
2012-11-28 12:07:47 PM
1 votes:
www.wnd.com

Okay, seriously, wtf is going on with that blackboard behind him? How does that not just scream crazy to anyone who happens to look at it? Seriously, I had a friend who went to art school; dipping bobbleheads in urine doesn't even move the needle but that blackboard is creepy.
2012-11-28 12:03:41 PM
1 votes:
It's been like, 25 years.....let it go
2012-11-28 12:03:33 PM
1 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: CapeFearCadaver: Oh good lord. And my parents actually listen to this wack-a-doodle.

I have two acquaintances who refer to his show as "The News".


3.bp.blogspot.com 

It contains facts!
2012-11-28 12:02:37 PM
1 votes:
This man is the soul of the GOP. Limbaugh is the mouth. Coulter is the ascended testicles. Micheal Savage is the butthole. Nobody is the brain. farking nobody

/needs a conservative Voltron photoshop
2012-11-28 12:02:29 PM
1 votes:

enry: Heraclitus: Glenn Who?

I'd pay good money to be able to say that with a straight face.

Booze won't do it, and not for lack of trying. I just forgot other things - my anniversary, kids' birthday, what I had for breakfast but noooo, someone says Glenn Beck and there it is.


I was discussing politics with the old guy on my bowling team before the election. At one point, he just shakes his head and says "qorkfiend, you really need some new news sources. Have you ever heard of Glenn Beck?"
2012-11-28 11:58:11 AM
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What's with the greenish tinge? What meds would cause that and how long did it take him to fill the jar?


Maybe he eats a lot of asparagus and shamrock shakes? Regarding how long it took to fill, you're working under the assumption that Beck doesn't have a walk in closet full of similar jars.
2012-11-28 11:54:37 AM
1 votes:
He titled his artwork, "Obama in Pee Pee"

Pee Pee? I don't know why Glenn Beck likes to infantalize his language, but I do wonder if Glenn Beck likes to have his diaper changed by a stern German nurse. I'm just asking questions.

You don have to wonder though, if Glenn Beck likes to have his diaper changed by a stern German nurse.
2012-11-28 11:53:34 AM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?


Sometimes urine is the only thing that will wash your sins from 1990 away.
2012-11-28 11:52:53 AM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.wnd.com image 620x306]

His urine is tinged sort of green. He might want to have a doctor look into that.


Does anyone have a screen capture of the diagram in the back? I will send $100 to Goldline if he hid reverse vampires in there somewhere.
2012-11-28 11:52:44 AM
1 votes:
I notice at the bottom of the article 'Sound off on Glenn Beck submerging Obama doll in 'urine', that there's no choice for Glenn Beck is a hack.
2012-11-28 11:52:05 AM
1 votes:
I don't say this often, but I think Beck should start drinking again to even out the crazy.
2012-11-28 10:43:41 AM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: Because People in power are Stupid: Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?

I'm only surprised he wasn't playing with his own poo.


Well, not on camera

/yet
//there's something seriously wrong with that boy
2012-11-28 10:01:52 AM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: Shiat, I'm amazed they're not still biatching about Billy Crystal on Soap.


I'm over that. However I'm still seeing a therapist over this hosting the Academy Awards.
2012-11-28 09:15:02 AM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Does it shock anyone that Glen Beck plays with his own urine?


I'm only surprised he wasn't playing with his own poo.
2012-11-28 08:36:03 AM
1 votes:
Since they keep referring to him as our savior I fully expect Republican senators to be outraged.

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