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(Daily Mail)   Cougars well beyond their prime demonstrate uncanny abilities to consistently catch younger, faster prey   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Elle Macpherson, Demi Moore, Vito Schnabel, Diana Ross, Ashton Kutcher, Melrose Place, Bob Geldof, human beings  
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2012-11-28 09:29:33 AM
Damn! That boy stole Rumer's chin!

/call the police!
 
2012-11-28 09:31:49 AM
Well beyond their prime? I'm not sure Demi Moore will ever come down from her prime..physically anyway. Pretty sure the coffin on her mainstream Hollywood career was slammed shut after Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throb
 
2012-11-28 09:39:47 AM
Demi Moore is an exception to the rule.

The only problem with this is that women who aren't exceptions to the rule will look at her and go "I'm her age, so that means I'm just like her" before squeezing into their too-tight jeans and tube tops.
 
2012-11-28 09:46:42 AM
You go girl! Tap that young booty!
 
2012-11-28 09:48:23 AM

WhippingBoy: Demi Moore is an exception to the rule.

The only problem with this is that women who aren't exceptions to the rule will look at her and go "I'm her age, so that means I'm just like her" before squeezing into their too-tight jeans and tube tops.


That's not true....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
 
2012-11-28 09:49:00 AM
She has a fantastic body! The best that money can buy.
 
2012-11-28 09:50:42 AM
You know, if someone came to me to talk about a newspaper with the pitch "It's going to be a combo of Us magazine and Mein Kampf" I'd have laughed at them but here we are with the Daily Mail.
 
2012-11-28 10:20:35 AM
When I opened the link up in a new tab I saw "Demi Moore dating Elle Mchpers"

:D

"Demi Moore dating Elle Mchperson's Art dealer something or other".

:-(
 
2012-11-28 10:22:38 AM
Damn, woman, grow up and date someone close to your own age. Didn't you learn your lesson with Ashton? Or is this boy-toy to make you look good compared to Ashton's new love--someone he was in love with BEFORE HE MET YOU?

I think this woman has head problems. And her new date has a punchable face.
 
2012-11-28 10:24:32 AM
She doesn't look half bad, likely from a rather strict diet and exercise regimen on top of all the work that's been done.

And, oddly enough, she's loaded. Men aren't the only ones who can get a trophy to have on their arm.
 
2012-11-28 10:59:04 AM
art.penny-arcade.com

Shamelessly hotlinked
 
2012-11-28 11:07:43 AM
Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.
 
2012-11-28 11:52:05 AM

Sultan Of Herf: Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.


I agree. However, you put an older man with a younger woman, he's still only interested in himself. The poor girl is a play thing. Older man with older woman, well, he has to perform as well. Makes for great sex. I think Bruce Willis can still outperform this guy.
 
2012-11-28 11:58:57 AM

riverwalk barfly: Sultan Of Herf: Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.

I agree. However, you put an older man with a younger woman, he's still only interested in himself. The poor girl is a play thing. Older man with older woman, well, he has to perform as well. Makes for great sex. I think Bruce Willis can still outperform this guy.


So your saying it's all about being the center of attention?
 
2012-11-28 12:04:22 PM
Damn, look at that boy's Gollum-like finger. He could tickle her from the backside with that thing.
 
2012-11-28 12:05:04 PM

Odd Bird: Damn, look at that boy's Gollum-like finger. He could tickle her tonsil from the backside with that thing.


/FTFM
 
2012-11-28 12:09:37 PM

Marshal805: riverwalk barfly: Sultan Of Herf: Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.

I agree. However, you put an older man with a younger woman, he's still only interested in himself. The poor girl is a play thing. Older man with older woman, well, he has to perform as well. Makes for great sex. I think Bruce Willis can still outperform this guy.

So your saying it's all about being the center of attention?


Hadn't thought of it that way, but I guess I did.
 
2012-11-28 12:40:59 PM
that pic was demi moore smiling? yikes.
 
2012-11-28 12:57:14 PM

Odd Bird: Damn, look at that boy's Gollum-like finger. He could tickle her from the backside with that thing.


I once had a Frenchmen tell me an insanely dirty joke, the punchline of which was "...but have you ever had your bellybutton kissed... from the inside?"
 
2012-11-28 12:57:41 PM
Awwww....Pantera demimoortis appears to be forlorn and malnourished.
 
2012-11-28 01:44:14 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Odd Bird: Damn, look at that boy's Gollum-like finger. He could tickle her from the backside with that thing.

I once had a Frenchmen tell me an insanely dirty joke, the punchline of which was "...but have you ever had your bellybutton kissed... from the inside?"


That might be funnier if your name didn't include "yeast".
 
2012-11-28 02:04:22 PM
i49.tinypic.com

Why the long face?
 
2012-11-28 02:10:29 PM

You Are All Sheep: that pic was demi moore smiling? yikes.


Am I the only one who thought she looked like Lindsey Lohan facially in that shot?

/sorry Demi
 
2012-11-28 02:11:27 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.


It has nothing to do with skill, or attractiveness, or any thing like that.

The only reason younger guys go for cougars is this: cougars are easy.

That is all.
 
2012-11-28 03:04:01 PM

Apos: Awwww....Panthera demimoortis appears to be forlorn and malnourished.




Fixed.
 
2012-11-28 03:48:20 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Hmmm....why do younger guys go for cougars? Im going to say...because word has gotten around that they know how to fark, and fark good. Sure, some younger women have a good bit of enthusiasm for it, but theres no substitute for skill.


Yeah... no.

Occam's razor says they do it for the same reason young women date older men: older women buy them stuff, or at minimum do not expect them to pay for stuff.

It's as simple as that, really. Do not underestimate the pull of a sexual partner who will buy the drinks and the food, and already has a set of hobbies and so on she'll take you to without you having to plan shiat, when one is a college student whose dinner procedure starts with checking the couch cushions for change. She doesn't have to be rich, just self-sufficient enough for dating to not mean having to take out an extra personal loan each semester like with girls your own age.

//Have had a few partners significantly older than myself while I was actually gainfully employed, but those are much simpler to explain: alcohol + me = cares less about appearance and more about conversation. Frankly, the alcohol's doing me more of a favor than anything there, I'm not exactly Brad Pitt myself.
 
2012-11-28 04:14:45 PM
money. it's an attention getter.
 
2012-11-28 08:14:06 PM
What the hell happened to that poor bastards face and why are we not working on a vaccine for it.
 
2012-11-29 01:54:58 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: When I opened the link up in a new tab I saw "Demi Moore dating Elle Mchpers"

:D

"Demi Moore dating Elle Mchperson's Art dealer something or other".

:-(


THIS! Demi and Elle making out sexytimepurplemonkeydishwasherillbeinmybunk
 
2012-11-29 02:28:55 AM
The dude gets no respect from me- anyone who had Elle and lost her cannot have a brain in his head. Moving on to Demi just confirms it.
 
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