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(Yahoo)   The woman who was driving at twice the legal limit, hit a man crossing the street, and continued driving for two miles with him impaled on her windshield can be her own drug abuse counselor   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 7
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2012-11-28 11:19:51 AM
4 votes:
She kept putting the wipers on to annoy the guy.
2012-11-28 11:44:50 AM
3 votes:
Just in time for the holidays! Sung to the tune of Granma Got Run Over By A Reindeer ...


Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

She had been drinking to much whiskey,
At just sixty nine cents a throw.
And she was doing some X'ing,
She was one big fat doped up hoe.

When she drove on down the highway,
She veered off a 'beet.
Next thing you know 'ole Whitey's,
Head was lying next to her in the seat.

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

Now we're all so proud of Chante,
She took it really well.
When Whitey jumped though her windshield,
She asked him to light her Pal Mall.

Now she pulls up in her driveway,
And to the house, she goes in.
And Whitey stops and wonders,
Should he have bought that Lotto scratch and win.

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

/Russ Martin Show
//sad that he's never in any of the radio threads
/// 105.3 97.1 FM 3-7 PM for those in Dallas
2012-11-28 12:25:18 PM
1 votes:

MutinousDoug: "Impaled on her windshield"?
Reads like he impaled her windshield. 

Probably just semantics.


One cannot be impaled on a flat surface. You need something thin like a tree trunk.

Yours truly,

Vlad III
Prince of Wallachia
2012-11-28 12:24:50 PM
1 votes:
hagiblog.files.wordpress.com
"Thanks for the ride lady...."
2012-11-28 11:11:25 AM
1 votes:
Whadda you think -- drug counselors have to understand what they're treating, just like people who investigate serial killers, meter maids, and anti-abortion Republicans.
2012-11-28 11:10:48 AM
1 votes:
Maybe she was working on a case study?

/It could happen
2012-11-28 11:05:25 AM
1 votes:
Since it is a white gal this time, will a black gal play her in the inevitable movie?
 
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