karnal: Ok - Names....I need names[1.bp.blogspot.com image 311x400]
cptjeff: Shadow Blasko: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x363]A challenger appears.I really, really hate the notion that Jager is stronger than whatever else. It's a tasty liqueur (well, if you like licorice), and not much more. 70 proof and sweetened. It will actually fark you up LESS than whiskey or any other serious hard liquor, which is always gonna be 80 proof or higher. A lot of gins and some rums are made at 92 or 94 proof, which is the traditional navy proof, for reasons I won't go into here. You want to really get farked up on licorice flavored whatever? Try asbinthe,or pernod, the version without wormwood from when our government went nuts thinking that the trace amounts of thujone somehow made a difference- they don't. Often bottled at ridiculous strengths, though you're supposed to water and sugar it down to your preferred strength and sweetness. But we're talking about a product routinely bottled at around 75% ABV (more than twice the strength of jager)- if you wanted to get really hammered, it wouldn't be a chore.The whole frat boy myth that Jager is some super strong whatever liquor is just crap. It's stronger than some of the other liqueurs you find drunk at parties (a lot of people seem to buy schapps or whatever not noticing they're only 15% ABV, which is 30 proof, and thinking they're serious spirits), but although you may think you're being a big stud by doing two shots of Jager, that guy sipping a good old gin martini is drinking more alcohol than you are. And it is just the alcohol- there aren't any magic drugs or compounds in Jager that will do anything out of the ordinary to you- it's just the ethanol. Though the sugar might give you a high.
Maud Dib: Not this stuff.....I buy local.[www.totalwine.com image 250x350]
DownTheRabbitHole: I love all tea. Flavored black tea, herbals, and green tea are my favorite especially flavored green. There are definitely health benefits has to be consumed in large quantities.I don't add any sugar to my tea and when I drink black tea, I only put a little bit of unsweetened almond milk. Once you start omitting the sugar you won't miss it; I promise.
A Terrible Human: ♫ Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we needWe can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stemsFeeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale,skatin' on dayton rimsSo roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe DevilleIf my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will ♫/I wonder whatever happened to Afroman?
naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.
kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.
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