cptjeff: if a spirit is spending a massive amount of money on advertizing, you're paying for the ads and not the spirit when you buy the stuff.
greggm59: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 550x333]/the most mind numbing substance known to man
Jon iz teh kewl: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.[www.healthmart2000.com image 210x374]
signaljammer: Try yerba mate.
Maud Dib: Had a whole got-damn nalgene bottle full of that stuff in the back of the Jeep this morning.Some dumbass bus driver decided to swing from the far right lane to the far left lane directly in front of me. SCREEEECH!That's when I noticed the top of the nalgene bottle was broken.Farking green tea everywhere.Need to run to the store and get some more, it's like chilled crack distillate.
aug3: used to have Cisco parties, the next morning it looked like we all had been to some demented clown college
Marcintosh: No, nothing the Scots make comes close, not even Bushmills
cptjeff: Shadow Blasko: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x363]A challenger appears.I really, really hate the notion that Jager is stronger than whatever else. It's a tasty liqueur (well, if you like licorice), and not much more. 70 proof and sweetened. It will actually fark you up LESS than whiskey or any other serious hard liquor, which is always gonna be 80 proof or higher. A lot of gins and some rums are made at 92 or 94 proof, which is the traditional navy proof, for reasons I won't go into here. You want to really get farked up on licorice flavored whatever? Try asbinthe,or pernod, the version without wormwood from when our government went nuts thinking that the trace amounts of thujone somehow made a difference- they don't. Often bottled at ridiculous strengths, though you're supposed to water and sugar it down to your preferred strength and sweetness. But we're talking about a product routinely bottled at around 75% ABV (more than twice the strength of jager)- if you wanted to get really hammered, it wouldn't be a chore.The whole frat boy myth that Jager is some super strong whatever liquor is just crap. It's stronger than some of the other liqueurs you find drunk at parties (a lot of people seem to buy schapps or whatever not noticing they're only 15% ABV, which is 30 proof, and thinking they're serious spirits), but although you may think you're being a big stud by doing two shots of Jager, that guy sipping a good old gin martini is drinking more alcohol than you are. And it is just the alcohol- there aren't any magic drugs or compounds in Jager that will do anything out of the ordinary to you- it's just the ethanol. Though the sugar might give you a high.
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: greggm59: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 550x333]/the most mind numbing substance known to manOh yeah? Eat a few of these peaches and see what happens[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy
Snarfangel: What a Cisco party might look like:[blog.triplepointpr.com image 850x641]
SirEattonHogg: It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the tea of green that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.Will green tea expand my life and allow me to fold space?
blatz514: This is ok though, right?[www.blatzbeer.com image 139x283]
jjwars1: It's not the ABV that makes jäger popular. Like Absinthe, it has a mythical reputation which is why it's popular.
Marcintosh: Beg to differ-If you are looking for Authentic 100% Weapons Grade Stupid Oil thenWisniowa (pronounced Wiznoofka) is what you need-I can certify that consumed in moderation is of no use what so ever.It's the only liqueur that should come with an MSDS attached to the neck[www.lincolnwhiskyshop.co.uk image 350x464] accept no subsitutes - makes that crap with the dead moose on it look like something from the Play-Doh people.No, nothing the Scots make comes close, not even Bushmills
Shadow Blasko: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x363]A challenger appears.
Maud Dib: Lost Thought 00: Green Tea might have some good properties when it's fresh, but by the time you get your hands on it and it's gone through 12 different processing plants and warehouses, most of the beneficial stuff is gone because all of it is in the volatile oils.Not this stuff.....I buy local.[www.totalwine.com image 250x350]
wildcardjack: Green Tea in a bottle is still crap.It should be thought of as a highly perishable commodity, foil packed and kept frozen until ready for brewing. Black tea is a heavily preserved commodity and can be treated like a gym sock.
caddisfly: blatz514: This is ok though, right?[www.blatzbeer.com image 139x283]God how I miss my Blatz. Is it still being made under the original recipe?/Milwaukee native
dh2: Lapsang souchong, black and smoky FTW.
cptjeff: Marcintosh: No, nothing the Scots make comes close, not even BushmillsPretty sure the scots don't make that one. And there's an entire small country that might take issue with you saying that.
Marcintosh: And BTW tell that entire country BRING IT- I'm bullet proof AND invisible AT the same time, plus a part time millionaire
cptjeff: Marcintosh: And BTW tell that entire country BRING IT- I'm bullet proof AND invisible AT the same time, plus a part time millionaireYou really want to challenge the entire country of Ireland to a bar fight? Because that seems like a rather bad idea.
ButterMule: Boone's Farm is for high schoolers who can't stand liquor.Thunderbird and Cisco, however...
HortusMatris: Okay, you've sufficiently un-smugged yourself. Nice use of profanity, sound effects, lack of capitalization for proper nouns, and intentionally poor grammar to prove that you're really just a down-to-earth kind of guy. Hell, you even made me want to try a bottle of that green tea stuff. You should have been Romney's campaign advisor!
eas81: greggm59: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 550x333]/the most mind numbing substance known to man[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]/A Challenger Appears
brantgoose: [images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org image 250x182]There was ice cream.But sadly, the cake was still a lie.
Maud Dib: I drink a LOT of farking beer, so I hit the green tea as a curative.36 holes of night disc golf last night and large amounts of pilsner......good times.\and weed...\did you like the ellipses?
kokomo61: caddisfly: blatz514: This is ok though, right?[www.blatzbeer.com image 139x283]God how I miss my Blatz. Is it still being made under the original recipe?/Milwaukee nativeAh, the 'second-tier' beers...Blatz, Pabst and Schlitz.These are beers, these are verbs. The onomatopeia of beers.Use it in a sentence? "I got so Blatz last night, I Pabst out, and damn near Schlitz my pants."
caddisfly: kokomo61: caddisfly: blatz514: This is ok though, right?[www.blatzbeer.com image 139x283]God how I miss my Blatz. Is it still being made under the original recipe?/Milwaukee nativeAh, the 'second-tier' beers...Blatz, Pabst and Schlitz.These are beers, these are verbs. The onomatopeia of beers.Use it in a sentence? "I got so Blatz last night, I Pabst out, and damn near Schlitz my pants."All the Milwaukee-made second-tier beers went downhill after the Strohs buyout in the 80's. Blatz and Schlitz are much better now (or at least the last time I was able to find them). It's not craft beer, but it sure beats Bud and Coors./can't dispute the onomatopoeia
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