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(Denver Post)   Green tea found to be the best beverage to boost a person's brain power. The worst is still Colt 45   (denverpost.com) divider line 164
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2012-11-28 07:16:21 AM
I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.
 
2012-11-28 08:25:09 AM
Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.
 
2012-11-28 08:40:59 AM

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


Add honey. You're welcome.
 
2012-11-28 08:42:13 AM
memecrunch.com
 
2012-11-28 09:11:16 AM
Works every time
 
2012-11-28 09:16:23 AM

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


I can't stand cow cud, but I drink lots of green tea.

/I'm full of flavonoids.
 
2012-11-28 09:29:03 AM
I'm weird about green tea. I don't like it until I drink it. Then I like it, then I forget I liked it the last time until I give in and have it again.
 
2012-11-28 09:29:12 AM

naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.


I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.
 
2012-11-28 09:46:21 AM

Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.


She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy
 
2012-11-28 11:18:58 AM
I've been reading about theanene supplements, which is the part of green tea that's supposed to be the smart-making bit. Reddit loves it, but that doesn't really mean much.
 
2012-11-28 11:24:33 AM
That headline is racist.....I'm calling the Reverend JJ
 
2012-11-28 11:25:12 AM
Worse than Robin Hood Ale?
 
2012-11-28 11:26:01 AM
Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.
 
2012-11-28 11:26:54 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.


www.nationmaster.com
 
2012-11-28 11:27:23 AM

somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy


There was Mace Windu, but he ran afoul of Palpatine and Anakin. Is it genocide when you killed 50% of a galaxy's black people, but they only had two to begin with?
 
2012-11-28 11:27:55 AM
Boone's Farm and MD 20/20 do wonders though.
 
2012-11-28 11:28:30 AM
So that explains why Asians as so good at math...
 
2012-11-28 11:29:26 AM
*are

/shoulda had green tea this morning
 
2012-11-28 11:29:33 AM
Anybody remember this stuff? Made with real ginseng!

res.cloudinary.com
IMG pops
 
2012-11-28 11:29:39 AM

somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy


i46.tinypic.com
/Forgetting someone?
 
2012-11-28 11:30:33 AM

cgraves67: somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy

There was Mace Windu, but he ran afoul of Palpatine and Anakin. Is it genocide when you killed 50% of a galaxy's black people, but they only had two to begin with?


AND both were dudes. I know "life...uhh...finds a way" and all that, but I don't think that was going to happen.
 
2012-11-28 11:32:44 AM

t3knomanser: I've been reading about theanene supplements, which is the part of green tea that's supposed to be the smart-making bit. Reddit loves it, but that doesn't really mean much.


Even IF there was something to it, it's analogous to a protein shake. If you don't utilize it right away, the body's going to either use it elsewhere or just get rid of it. It's called a "supplement" for a reason; it's supposed to meet a need created by activity; it doesn't work the other way. Thing is, most people who try to solve their activity shortcomings with supplements aren't the most active to begin with -- physically or mentally. So the research could be 100% credible but theanene still wouldn't be any more effective than a placebo to its enthusiasts.
 
2012-11-28 11:33:09 AM
Ok - Names....I need names
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2012-11-28 11:33:18 AM

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


Or my favorite jasmine green tea
 
2012-11-28 11:34:14 AM
Green Tea might have some good properties when it's fresh, but by the time you get your hands on it and it's gone through 12 different processing plants and warehouses, most of the beneficial stuff is gone because all of it is in the volatile oils.
 
2012-11-28 11:34:16 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.

[www.nationmaster.com image 171x504]


And... PTSD flackbacks... argh
 
2012-11-28 11:35:08 AM

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


And Bacon, while you're at it
 
2012-11-28 11:35:52 AM
i6.photobucket.com

got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long
 
2012-11-28 11:35:53 AM

A Terrible Human: ♫ Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale,skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will ♫
/I wonder whatever happened to Afroman?


He does frat parties now. Recently played at a bar here in good ol' Columbia, SC.
 
2012-11-28 11:37:11 AM
www.starwarped.net

It was the free 40 oz. that was the problem.
 
2012-11-28 11:38:52 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x273]

got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long


"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, IT'S CRIZAAAAAPY!!!"
 
2012-11-28 11:39:36 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

A challenger appears.
 
2012-11-28 11:41:37 AM
Boone's Farm is for high schoolers who can't stand liquor.

Thunderbird and Cisco, however...
 
2012-11-28 11:44:47 AM
Try yerba mate.
 
2012-11-28 11:45:25 AM
images.businessweek.com3.bp.blogspot.com

I guess the real question is which is WORSE for your brain: Colt 45 or Old English
 
JFC
2012-11-28 11:46:47 AM
Does the trick.

littlegun.info
 
2012-11-28 11:47:08 AM
There's only one malt liquor that will get you head humming.
Cold Cock's the one you'll never see coming.
 
2012-11-28 11:47:35 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.


That would be Night Train. Either that, or your too wasted to care anymore.

Shadow Blasko: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x363]

A challenger appears.


God, that thing is vile.
 
2012-11-28 11:48:29 AM
45 was good year
 
2012-11-28 11:49:30 AM

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


www.healthmart2000.com
 
2012-11-28 11:49:53 AM

karnal: Ok - Names....I need names

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Maybe if you try the joke a 3rd time it'll be funny.
 
2012-11-28 11:49:56 AM

Snarfangel: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

I can't stand cow cud, but I drink lots of green tea.

/I'm full of flavonoids.

wat noids?
s15.postimage.org
 
2012-11-28 11:50:00 AM
Will it be able to make me read Fark threads twice as fast AND automatically detect trolls?
 
2012-11-28 11:51:22 AM
Ran out of coffee so I'm going through the old tea supplies back in the cupboard.

Feels pretty good. Green tea. Orange Pekoe. Oolong. English Breakfast. Mint.

No idea where I got all this crap but it's working out OK for me. The mint is very relaxing. If I have a mug or two late at night, it puts me right out.
 
2012-11-28 11:51:44 AM
This is ok though, right?

www.blatzbeer.com
 
2012-11-28 11:57:31 AM

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


Also works with light Agave nectar
 
2012-11-28 11:57:53 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.

[www.nationmaster.com image 171x504]


thirstyblogger.my
 
2012-11-28 11:58:06 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Pussies
 
2012-11-28 11:58:22 AM

ZzeusS: Ran out of coffee so I'm going through the old tea supplies back in the cupboard.

Feels pretty good. Green tea. Orange Pekoe. Oolong. English Breakfast. Mint.

No idea where I got all this crap but it's working out OK for me. The mint is very relaxing. If I have a mug or two late at night, it puts me right out.


i.ytimg.com

did u give the mint to Jollo??
 
2012-11-28 11:58:36 AM
Oh yeah...that reminds me!

*makes cuppa Tetley Green Tea*

Sipping it right now, so getting kicks, etc.
 
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