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(The Sun)   The Duchess of Cambridge looks pretty damn good for someone who has been reported to be pregnant for the last seven months   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-11-28 10:11:20 AM
He shouldn't impregnate her.

She's a commoner, and acts like it.
 
2012-11-28 10:12:08 AM
A $1400 dress she wore a year ago? Oh my god!

...

She must like the dress.
 
2012-11-28 10:12:57 AM
1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off
 
2012-11-28 10:15:55 AM
Is that a man in a dress?
 
2012-11-28 10:16:14 AM
She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.
 
2012-11-28 10:16:24 AM

abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off


I definitely have a leather jacket older than her.
 
2012-11-28 10:18:30 AM

abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off


Every piece of clothing I own is older than her. I have a t-shirt I bought back in the summer of 1992 that's in better shape than she is.
 
2012-11-28 10:18:46 AM
It must suck to be a celebrity and not be able to wear clothes twice.
 
2012-11-28 10:18:57 AM

Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?


Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]
 
2012-11-28 10:19:10 AM
English-pretty.
 
2012-11-28 10:20:28 AM
She's usually pretty decent looking but damn, that dress makes her look frumpy.
 
2012-11-28 10:21:27 AM

sodomizer: He shouldn't impregnate her.

She's a commoner, and acts like it.


British troll?
 
2012-11-28 10:21:40 AM

abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]


I don't date men, no.
 
2012-11-28 10:22:28 AM

THX 1138: She's usually pretty decent looking but damn, that dress makes her look frumpy.


i'd totally pump this frump.
 
2012-11-28 10:23:38 AM
more Pippa please
 
2012-11-28 10:23:48 AM
She needs to pump out an heir & a spare - pronto - before Prince Willy's willy wanders.
 
2012-11-28 10:24:03 AM

Cormee: abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]

I don't date men, no.


Thats not what I heard
 
b3x
2012-11-28 10:24:35 AM
she is a beautiful woman, but I would give her some more sammiches ... about 15 pounds of sammiches
 
2012-11-28 10:24:45 AM
She kinda has a Karen Allen thing going on.

Raiders Allen, not Skull Allen.
 
2012-11-28 10:27:25 AM

Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.


Ya know, I was going to make a crack about 'Studman69' and such... but then I decided to look at the pics in the article.

And yes, the last year of living in the Royal SnowGlobe *really* seems to be weighing on her. She looks exhausted and running on adrenaline. "Must.... SMILE... It is what is expected!"
 
2012-11-28 10:27:58 AM
See the thing is. If you are of that class you can't wear any outfit twice.

If you do then 1 of 2 things happens:
1 - People notice you are wearing something you wore before
2 - People don't notice you are wearing something you wore before.

In the first case people remembered it so you should not be wearing it again.
In the second case the outfit wasn't good enough to be noticed, so you shouldn't wear it again.

/upper crust issues
//i don't have them.
 
2012-11-28 10:28:13 AM

Surly U. Jest: Cormee: abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]

I don't date men, no.

Thats not what I heard


Ah man, comedy gold, that
 
2012-11-28 10:35:33 AM
That is NOT her color.
 
2012-11-28 10:35:46 AM
Other than this particular dress, I'll take everything she wears. Its so hard to find professional looking clothing in the states that doesn't make one look 10 years older or just plain frumpy. The clothing she wears looks professional, elegant and classic, never trashy. I detest fashion but Ive learned that I need to dress the part of a professional to get anywhere. I, however, cannot afford anything she wears except maybe the shoes.

Apparently, every time she wears something it sells out in the UK in seconds.

/poor writing, I know
//second day of no coffee
///working on getting the body in 26 min.
 
2012-11-28 10:41:07 AM
We have so much in common. She wore the same dress twice in one year. I wore the same shoes for one year.
 
2012-11-28 10:42:11 AM

dv-ous: A $1400 dress she wore a year ago? Oh my god!

...

She must like the dress.


This. "OMG Kate Middleton has a dress she likes enough to wear twice! This is impotent news!"

/ It's a typo, but I'm leaving it as is.
 
2012-11-28 10:48:35 AM
It's either hilarious or sad that these tabloids know what Kate wore last year. Of course she's occasionally going to wear something twice, what's she supposed to do, give away anything she wore once?

Personally,most of my clothes are worn several times before I donate them to the poor unwashed masses so that they too might have a proper gown. :P
 
2012-11-28 10:48:56 AM

Cheron: more Pippa please

 
2012-11-28 10:50:06 AM
Is that really Kate? Please tell her to turn around and someone turn on the wind machine, so that we can be sure.
 
2012-11-28 10:54:09 AM
i47.tinypic.com

i48.tinypic.com

I enjoy these pictures.
 
2012-11-28 10:58:03 AM
Damn it, and Harry can't do any better cause he's not actually Charles son.

fark.
 
2012-11-28 10:59:53 AM

Mad Scientist: We have so much in common. She wore the same dress twice in one year. I wore the same shoes for one year.


She actually wears the same pair of shoes over and over again. The simple non-stripper height heels.

I wear the same shoes for one year all the time. Flip flops get replaced every 6 mos unfortunately. Reef! Why dont your shoes last years like they used to! I have blown out a flip flop and it hurts like a SOB.
 
2012-11-28 11:15:11 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 400x615]

[i48.tinypic.com image 760x1140]

I enjoy these pictures.


Cheeky bugger.
 
2012-11-28 11:29:12 AM
Say what you want, but I find the Duchess prime hot, plus she has the accent and non-british teeth.

Good for her recycling a dress, maybe trying to promote a less spending royal family...who does exactly what for the country that funds them?


/sharp knees be damned, she's got purty eyes
//swoon
 
2012-11-28 11:39:52 AM

Hack Patooey: abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off

I definitely have a leather jacket older than her.


Mine's only 17, but I guarantee you she'll look much older than it within the next few years.
 
2012-11-28 11:43:45 AM

Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.
 
2012-11-28 12:04:29 PM

Litig8r: Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.


It is from all of the topless running around in the sunny parts of the Empire.
 
2012-11-28 12:22:04 PM

ObscureNameHere: Litig8r: Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.

It is from all of the topless running around in the sunny parts of the Empire.


=================

It's a well known scientific fact that sunlight on bare boobies will dry out a woman. I'm sure it's got nothing to do with English women losing out on the genetic lottery.
 
2012-11-28 12:25:14 PM
This woman is not good looking. The poor thing doesn't even have a nice rack to prop her up.
 
2012-11-28 03:10:57 PM
The gestation period for royalty and horses is about eleven months.

This joke would be funnier if it were about the Duchess of Lancaster rather than the Duchess of Cambridge.
 
2012-11-28 03:18:43 PM
How is hieir formed? How princess get pragnent?

/they need to do way instain republics
 
2012-11-28 05:33:44 PM
Only sevens months? Link
 
2012-11-28 06:53:14 PM

shiryatsya: Damn it, and Harry can't do any better cause he's not actually Charles son.

fark.


He also has a head like a smacked arse.
 
2012-11-28 10:15:42 PM

JustHereForThePics: She kinda has a Karen Allen thing going on.

Raiders Allen, not Skull Allen.


Too bad it's not Animal House Answering Boone's Knocking at the Door Allen.
 
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