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2012-11-28 12:35:24 AM  
10 votes:
Will they get a purple heart once a month for bleeding?
2012-11-28 06:24:35 AM  
5 votes:
The result

www.totalcarcrashes.com
2012-11-28 05:05:45 AM  
4 votes:
i1172.photobucket.com

Here is the problem that i see. the military exists to kill people in order to defend the country. it should be designed for absolute maximum efficiency or people die. In that calculus there is no room for equality politics. I am extremely skeptical of how well women can do the job because of their lesser physical abilities, which i think could get people killed. My girlfriend is amazing in alot of ways but she is 95 pounds. I am almost double her weight. She is afraid of parking garages. i love her very much but she could not be a soldier.

Imagine that we were part of a abramns crew, our tank gets hit, and i am knocked unconscious inside the burning wreck. would a 95 pound woman be able to pull me to safety or would i be burned alive?

that is what is at stake here.

i wonder how an all female unit would perform in combat against an all male unit. why not introduce segregated units of women as a pilot program?
2012-11-28 07:35:32 AM  
2 votes:
old but funny

3.bp.blogspot.com

/and if you come back, bring a sammich
2012-11-28 05:07:58 AM  
2 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: it should be designed for absolute maximum efficiency or people die.


Know how I know you were never in the military?
2012-11-28 04:43:10 AM  
2 votes:
Wow, even for the main tab, this thread got brain-damagingly retarded fast.
2012-11-28 01:57:56 AM  
2 votes:

Rincewind53: And the Supreme Court turned them down.


So they been tole already? They need tole twice?
2012-11-28 01:25:14 AM  
2 votes:
I'll paraphrase Chris Rock here by saying, women wanna fight? let 'em fight, 'cause I ain't fightin'.
2012-11-28 12:51:00 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, I dare you to tell one of the women filing this suit to their face that they should be making sammiches

/any one of them
//double dog dare
2012-11-28 10:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
Just so you guys know this is Theaetetus:


rogueoperator.files.wordpress.com

A maoist feminist sexually confused man with massive insecurity issues.

He holds the following positions in this thread
1) An obvious disdain for the military and those who serve in it.
2) A passionate defense of opening women into combat roles (with logical incongruent emotionally based appeals)

Hmmm... Wonder how one could arrive at both of those positions? 


/pictured is obviously not really Theaetetus
/at least I hope not
2012-11-28 11:49:47 AM  
1 vote:

phrawgh: untaken_name: phrawgh: Male soldiers are briefed on this ugly fact. You are more likely to be exposed to an STD by a female service member than an Asian whore.

Isn't that because you'll always be around female service members but only a few service members go to Asia, relatively speaking?

My mistake. Let me clarify. Among service members stationed in Asia.


In Vietnam, 50% of the women had TB, and 50% had VD. So you fark the ones that cough.
2012-11-28 10:50:21 AM  
1 vote:

liam76:

I am giving up. He is either a good troll, or a complete farking moron that thinks combat is liek call of duty.


I'm going to go with "both". Let's give them some dual purpose pills that provide birth control and make them respawn!
2012-11-28 09:19:06 AM  
1 vote:

stevegarbowski: Why would anyone sue for the opportunity to kill another person?


Well, women started with Roe vs. Wade and haven't stopped since. They are all morally bankrupt sociopaths.
2012-11-28 08:11:12 AM  
1 vote:

crab66: untaken_name: I fully support combat duty for any woman who wants it. In fact, I fully support replacing all men in combat with women. Who doesn't like watching chicks fight? Let's make it happen!

We are not talking about jello wrestling slap fights here.


I think the world would be a much happier place if all wars were fought by women in jello wrestling matches.

/that's right... rub her hair with jello... now her back...
//aaawwwwwwww yeah....
2012-11-28 06:48:54 AM  
1 vote:
Look, if they're can protect the QB in the pocket and chase down and tackle a wide receiver.
Then why can't they fight in combat ?
2012-11-28 06:40:36 AM  
1 vote:
XGoldenDragon514
i>Will they get a purple heart once a month for bleeding?

i've seen some pretty disgusting comments on fark but your's is the worst yet!
2012-11-28 06:40:32 AM  
1 vote:
www.thesmokingjacket.com


www.thesmokingjacket.com


fc03.deviantart.net
2012-11-28 06:16:55 AM  
1 vote:

Frank N Stein: I don't see a problem with this as long as they pass the same PT standards as men. None of that 30% markdown bullshiat currently used in the military for women.


This.
2012-11-28 05:20:31 AM  
1 vote:
I fully support combat duty for any woman who wants it. In fact, I fully support replacing all men in combat with women. Who doesn't like watching chicks fight? Let's make it happen!
2012-11-28 04:53:07 AM  
1 vote:

knbber2: They want the same jobs, they should have to sign up for selective service at age 18. You want the opportunities, you have to take the possible downside as well.


I did register for the draft. Of course the draft people sent me back a card that said "according to our records, you're female and females don't have to register". I did reaffirm that I was female and that they should register me. I didn't get another card.
2012-11-28 03:02:47 AM  
1 vote:
Let the ladies have a gun and point them towards the enemy, I'm all for it. Why? I have seen women fight, they're good at it, and we need all the capable soldiers and sailors we can get our hands on right now.
2012-11-28 02:35:03 AM  
1 vote:
I have no problem with this.

/Robots, on the other hand...
2012-11-28 01:42:46 AM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: Eh, whatever. I don't care anymore. I used to care, but if you want to go experience combat then you go right ahead. History has shown that you can do it and you're just as capable.

I'm old enough and with enough health problems that I likely won't ever get called up to do anything, we're volunteer now. So I won't have to fret over the incoming mortars the enemy decides to shoot out of your captured, tortured vagina.


fiver5: Just give the bleeders what they want. They want rifles give them farking rifles what do I care I'm too old. I'm not holding the farking door open for them anymore though. They can do it on their goddamn own if I want to interact with them, I will give them money for sex otherwise, que sera sera.


Uhh, I ... *backs out of thread, holds own door*
2012-11-28 01:35:41 AM  
1 vote:

stevegarbowski: Why would anyone sue for the opportunity to kill another person?


Women. Duh did you not read the article?
2012-11-28 01:34:26 AM  
1 vote:
Just give the bleeders what they want. They want rifles give them farking rifles what do I care I'm too old. I'm not holding the farking door open for them anymore though. They can do it on their goddamn own if I want to interact with them, I will give them money for sex otherwise, que sera sera.
 
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