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(Gainesville Sun)   After they illegally shot a deer, poachers stab it to death in their vehicle when it suddenly snaps back to life and ultimately they get arrested after people notice blood dripping from the SUV. They should have called The Wolf   (gainesville.com) divider line 72
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2012-11-28 12:49:23 AM  
blondesearch.ru
 
2012-11-28 12:55:27 AM  
This needs the Florida tag urgently
 
2012-11-28 01:18:34 AM  
Cause storin' dead stags ain't my farking business!
 
2012-11-28 01:25:11 AM  

SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently


Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.
 
2012-11-28 02:03:46 AM  
Over in one.

/Come on subby, you're better than that
 
2012-11-28 02:37:04 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-11-28 03:14:59 AM  
The Wolf? I think they should have called The Jackal.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 03:23:40 AM  
Over in one
 
2012-11-28 03:24:51 AM  

SnarfVader: The Aristocrats!


attic.areavoices.com
 
2012-11-28 03:28:32 AM  
I assume "Atlantis" by Donavan was playing on the radio at the time.
 
2012-11-28 03:28:35 AM  
No, they should have called for a Bambulance.
 
2012-11-28 03:30:12 AM  
Subby gets my vote.
 
2012-11-28 03:30:21 AM  
i hope and pray they don't get a pay raise.
 
2012-11-28 03:31:29 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-28 03:31:46 AM  

SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently


Lake Tahoe? Boy are you lost.
 
2012-11-28 03:33:22 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: [blondesearch.ru image 480x360]


Is that Jeb Bush in the passenger seat?
 
2012-11-28 03:34:26 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.


I can rectify this. Just lemme borrow a buddy's truck, bowie knife and shotgun and drive to Florida.
 
2012-11-28 03:35:45 AM  
Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.
 
2012-11-28 03:36:43 AM  
Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.
 
2012-11-28 03:37:05 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.


Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid
 
2012-11-28 03:40:16 AM  

Kevin72: Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.


Oh! So not just SacTown, but from South Sac, most likely! Which reminds me, I need to go to Sun market out there and buy some more Tom Yum Shrimp ramen cups because they are yummy and cheap (an entire case for less than five bucks, dudes!). Even I don't always feel like cooking.
 
2012-11-28 03:40:55 AM  
Did it bite him in the neck?
 
2012-11-28 03:51:25 AM  
They got most of what they deserved. Really they deserved to total their vehicle and perhaps some injuries, but it's a good start.

I have absolutely no problem with hunting deer during the normal season (after all, they're delicious, and vermin around here), but poaching and inept hunters/inept butchering indicates they need to be removed from the gene pool. No deer for you!
 
2012-11-28 04:04:15 AM  

Kevin72: Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.


Thanks for that. Next time I'm on who wants to be a millionaire,,,,
 
2012-11-28 04:04:31 AM  
Probably a couple of dorks.
 
2012-11-28 04:05:11 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.

Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid


Shingle Springs is on HWY 50. near Red Hawk Casino. I pass it all the time in the winter on the way to the family compound in Tahoe.
 
2012-11-28 04:09:24 AM  
we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?
 
2012-11-28 04:25:04 AM  

log_jammin: we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?

What?
 
2012-11-28 04:29:32 AM  
While I have never had a deer come alive in a car. I have them get up and try to get away when walking up to them after thinking I made a clean kill
 
2012-11-28 04:33:26 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: log_jammin: we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?
What?


Link

It's been played on every radio morning show since forever.
 
2012-11-28 04:34:23 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: r thinking I made a clean kill


Deer have a different view on cleanliness I hear.
 
2012-11-28 04:41:03 AM  

borg: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.

Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid

Shingle Springs is on HWY 50. near Red Hawk Casino. I pass it all the time in the winter on the way to the family compound in Tahoe.


This is part of the reason why I do not drive. Not only do you end up with a strangely dressed wench blasting some unholy Pagan or black metal from assorted Nordic countries in front of your house asking for directions, I'll ask you things like "what highway is this near? where am I? hey, what's a good place to eat 'cuz I'm kinda hungry!? are there any cool museums or tourists traps nearby? Oh, hey, hey, hey what kind of dog is that next door??" *hops around with great excitement while drinking coffee* An adventure! Awesome!

The ADHD and weirdness are so strong in me, I don't think I could live anywhere except California. I'm happy, though. Yay! California rocks!

Well, OK, I could probably live in Oregon. I hear they're pretty weird up there as well. Maybe even Seattle or Tacoma. Then I could hunt bigfoot in Washington. (not that I'd actually want to meet one - scary!)

/yeah, that ADHD thing is kicking in again
//still wouldn't shoot or stab a deer in any season, though 
///you do it, I'll cook it, no probs dude
 
2012-11-28 04:43:21 AM  

Kevin72: Bathia_Mapes: [blondesearch.ru image 480x360]

Is that Jeb Bush in the passenger seat?


Chris Farley. Movie is "Tommy Boy".
 
2012-11-28 04:44:47 AM  
Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the farking SUV.
 
2012-11-28 04:54:46 AM  

Cup Check: Over in one.

/Come on subby, you're better than that


yeah, the pulp fiction reference was reaching.
 
2012-11-28 04:56:21 AM  

Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.


I honestly don't even understand what point you think you're trolling. Not a clue.
 
2012-11-28 05:15:54 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.

I honestly don't even understand what point you think you're trolling. Not a clue.


I thought it was just me. I've seen posts by Meow Said the Dog that make more sense
 
2012-11-28 05:29:29 AM  

Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.


stand your teen
 
2012-11-28 06:02:12 AM  
Deer in question:

Link
 
2012-11-28 06:18:32 AM  
harryhardhat: Subby gets my vote.

/Come on, it was well played. Just because you submitted a better headline or came up with one in your head retrospectively doesn't mean it was better.
 
2012-11-28 06:39:07 AM  
Does Mr. Wallace look like a doe?
 
2012-11-28 06:40:48 AM  
Say what?

www.morethings.com
 
2012-11-28 06:40:50 AM  
You gotta remember to put one in his BRAIN. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his BRAIN. Then he's dead. Then we go home.
 
2012-11-28 06:47:38 AM  

Ivo Shandor: No, they should have called for a Bambulance.


Came for a Bambulance reference. ;-)
 
2012-11-28 06:50:44 AM  

meintx2001: Ivo Shandor: No, they should have called for a Bambulance.

Came for a Bambulance reference. ;-)


Been forever since I heard that. :)
 
2012-11-28 07:21:41 AM  
This is still a better love story than Twilight
 
2012-11-28 07:38:05 AM  
That deer was a mushroom cloud laying motherfarker.
 
2012-11-28 07:42:02 AM  
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, antler-rattlin' bucks, who'll go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get odocoileus on your ass.
 
2012-11-28 07:47:38 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

'Bengo!' *spits*
 
2012-11-28 08:00:25 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

'Bengo!' *spits*


Thank you. I love that flick. Karen and Jeff were both hot in it.
 
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