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(Daily Mail)   Glacier Park is quickly becoming a water park   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Sad, Glacier Park, nature reserve, U.S. Geological Survey, global warming, climate change  
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11766 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2012 at 2:21 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-28 03:24:11 AM  
2 votes:

phrawgh: Are any water sports offered?


I could pee on you, if that's what you're asking for.
2012-11-28 03:02:30 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-28 02:40:09 AM  
2 votes:
Hi, greetings from the future. Earth, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent glacial water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
2012-11-28 02:33:13 AM  
2 votes:
Global warming is going to be great. Around 40% of the world's population lives in low-lying costal regions. When the sea level rises and floods them out, where are they going to go? Why, they'll be crowding the rest of us. Initial conflicts will quickly morph into a global war between real people and the displaced. Civilization will crumble. It'll be like Mad Max. God I can't wait. Gotta stock up on weapons, though. AR's, AK's, sniper rifles (including both a .50 and a 20mm), pistols of every variety, compound bows and crossbows for when ammunition starts running low, and by God some close in weapons such as Katanas, tomahawks, Kukri knives...

/excuse me, I have to go masturbate
2012-11-28 11:31:10 AM  
1 vote:

Bontesla: how will adaptation arrive in time


I'm bringing adaptation with my 20mm sniper rifle, so rest easy on that point.
2012-11-28 10:27:11 AM  
1 vote:

Tommy Moo: Deacon Blue: Global warming is going to be great. Around 40% of the world's population lives in low-lying costal regions. When the sea level rises and floods them out, where are they going to go? Why, they'll be crowding the rest of us. Initial conflicts will quickly morph into a global war between real people and the displaced. Civilization will crumble. It'll be like Mad Max. God I can't wait. Gotta stock up on weapons, though. AR's, AK's, sniper rifles (including both a .50 and a 20mm), pistols of every variety, compound bows and crossbows for when ammunition starts running low, and by God some close in weapons such as Katanas, tomahawks, Kukri knives...

/excuse me, I have to go masturbate

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"This world, what it is now, this is where you belong. And I may not have what it takes to last for long, but that's okay. 'Cause at least I can say when the world goes to shiat, I didn't let it take me down with it."


LOL great picture and reference. But I'm ashamed to say I'm more Shane than Dale. But I'm not a dick like Shane. I'll be leading the way as far as mindless slaughter goes, but at least I'll be polite about it. Manners are important.

/why, yes, I am on medication
2012-11-28 10:06:59 AM  
1 vote:

pciszek: There's no green in the first picture because color photography didn't exist yet, dumbass.


Global warming or color photography? hmm... If I had to choose just one...
2012-11-28 08:22:01 AM  
1 vote:

Deacon Blue: Global warming is going to be great. Around 40% of the world's population lives in low-lying costal regions. When the sea level rises and floods them out, where are they going to go? Why, they'll be crowding the rest of us. Initial conflicts will quickly morph into a global war between real people and the displaced. Civilization will crumble. It'll be like Mad Max. God I can't wait. Gotta stock up on weapons, though. AR's, AK's, sniper rifles (including both a .50 and a 20mm), pistols of every variety, compound bows and crossbows for when ammunition starts running low, and by God some close in weapons such as Katanas, tomahawks, Kukri knives...

/excuse me, I have to go masturbate


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"This world, what it is now, this is where you belong. And I may not have what it takes to last for long, but that's okay. 'Cause at least I can say when the world goes to shiat, I didn't let it take me down with it."
2012-11-28 05:21:56 AM  
1 vote:

dready zim: Tell me again why this is a bad thing.


Because I'll be coming after your ass with a 20mm rifle. It's not that I don't like you, it's just that I like to shoot people. No offense.
2012-11-28 04:43:10 AM  
1 vote:

JohnnyC: Deacon Blue: Initial conflicts will quickly morph into a global war between real people and the displaced.

Real people? Seems a strange thing to say. Are those like Real Americans™?


No, real people are people like me. People different from me are there for me to use as target practice. I hate different people.
2012-11-28 03:18:58 AM  
1 vote:
As someone who lives in Alaska:

Meh. They were pretty dinky glaciers to begin with. I have to drive almost 30 minutes away to get to larger ones.
2012-11-28 02:39:07 AM  
1 vote:
The waTer is draining back into the Earth,, where its will create a layer 10 miles deep. Then one day soom, the ground will crack, and it wil be another Flood! All the evil Democats and non-belieavers and the minorites will be destoyed! Prasie Jesis!

/Error. Republican like typing detected....
2012-11-28 02:33:46 AM  
1 vote:
Ice age, stahp. Ice age. Where are you going.
2012-11-28 02:27:24 AM  
1 vote:
So yellow snow is now a golden shower?
2012-11-28 02:24:38 AM  
1 vote:
But global warming is still a liberal myth, amirite?
 
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