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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Teacher writes "You can't be a Democrat & go to heaven" on her chalkboard during class, not only trying to discriminate against liberals but enforce her Christian beliefs on students as well   (kentucky.com) divider line 63
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2012-11-28 05:32:16 AM
18 votes:
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2012-11-28 12:39:50 AM
7 votes:

serial_crusher: What is she talking about? Dead people register to vote as Democrats all the time.


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I see Democrats
2012-11-28 01:14:31 AM
6 votes:
Of course Democrats don't get to heaven. Heaven is for Ron Paul fans - it's a literal city of gold run by an absolute ruler.
2012-11-28 07:31:42 AM
5 votes:
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2012-11-28 12:30:05 AM
5 votes:
I'm sure once she leaves teaching she'll be hired by Fox News as an "Education" "Expert".
2012-11-28 12:32:44 AM
4 votes:
What is she talking about? Dead people register to vote as Democrats all the time.
2012-11-28 12:20:28 AM
4 votes:
So, she believes there's no room for Jesus in Republican heaven?
2012-11-28 10:46:31 AM
3 votes:

abhorrent1: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 636x351]

/hot
//and crazy


"23Brothers, dost thou witness how my reed burgeons at the sight of such peerless, MILF-like goodness? 24Yea, verily, I say unto thee. 25 I wouldst humpest her most mightily in the missionary position and lavishly spurt mine essence as the nozzle of an unfettered fire hose upon those yonder luscious titties."

~ The Book of ODB, 14:23-25
2012-11-28 08:49:29 AM
3 votes:
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Got nuthin'
2012-11-28 06:54:43 AM
3 votes:
So heaven looks like the GOP convention. Think I will pass.
2012-11-28 05:59:38 AM
3 votes:
"You can't be a Democrat & go to heaven"
Should be a country western song.
2012-11-28 05:23:17 AM
3 votes:
Also, the teacher was wrong, because you're not a real christian if you vote Republican:

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2012-11-28 12:58:50 AM
3 votes:

serial_crusher: What is she talking about? Dead people register to vote as Democrats all the time.


I bet my racist aunt, who is most likely in hell, was furious to find out that she voted for Obama.

Twice.
2012-11-28 12:19:22 AM
3 votes:
"I feel like she was bullied by a teacher," Gilbert said of her daughter.

She was, but it was Christian bullying, so it's totally acceptable.
2012-11-28 08:47:37 AM
2 votes:

Fade2black: Considering 90% of teachers and college professors are liberals who have a great platform of indoctrination to work with; I'm getting a kick out of how badly they foam at the mouth when they realize they let one slip through the cracks.


Yeah goddamned liberals with all their facts and statistics and truth, how dare they try and teach kids that stuff. Kids would be much better off learning about fantasy and wishes from the bible. I mean when I was an undergraduate engineering student I was appalled at how liberal my professors were. One of them even taught me about wind turbines, which is clearly a reference to the liberal lie about global warming.
2012-11-28 08:39:31 AM
2 votes:
Make her write, "Jesus is just Santa for grownups" on the blackboard 1000 times.
2012-11-28 07:46:03 AM
2 votes:
Heaven is for unfarted bongos only.
2012-11-28 06:42:07 AM
2 votes:
Please tell me again how schools are lefty indoctrination compounds.
2012-11-28 06:18:30 AM
2 votes:
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/hot
//and crazy
2012-11-28 06:01:15 AM
2 votes:
Well, that's a relief! It sounds like a pretty boring place, actually. Suffused with the insufferable radiance of the Lord, people chanting "holy, holy, holy" nonstop, stinky incense burning everywhere, talking lambs, and filled with Christians? No thanks.
2012-11-28 05:50:04 AM
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: way to miss the point, geniuses. it was a psychology class. she was trying to get the students provoked, to think and react. herp derp bible! morans.


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Yeah! That's the ticket!
2012-11-28 05:31:42 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Imagine theirs no heaven.


Its easy if you try.
2012-11-28 03:10:43 AM
2 votes:

sithon: diploma

roberts or


Everyone on Fark makes stoopid typos, so I only bother correcting them if it completely changes the meaning of the sentence.

I should probably start using the preview button. Usually I just take a swig of scotch and go in dry.
2012-11-28 02:28:16 AM
2 votes:
What will be funny is if the 'Tucky Education Professional Standards Board comes down hard on this teacher, and most likely tries to take away her teaching credentials, and the teacher turns to the Union for help.

You know, the nasty, horrible, Liberal Teacher's Union?
The one that most likely gave (through its national body) to the Obama re-election campaign?

Yeah, that one. I know it wouldn't happen, but it would be funny if her Steward told said teacher they would help defend her, but that it meant she would be going to Hell with the Liberals, Gheys and Union Thugs.
2012-11-28 05:30:45 PM
1 votes:
Who says Conservatives aren't represented in Academia!
2012-11-28 02:57:01 PM
1 votes:
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2012-11-28 01:09:46 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Point02GPA: At least the god fearing Republicans have never ran a presidential candidate that wasn't born on this continent.

John McCain was born in Panama.



So, in between continents?
2012-11-28 10:27:28 AM
1 votes:
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2012-11-28 10:26:36 AM
1 votes:
You fools. It's all right there in the Bible, in the Book of Revelation:

17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

17:2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

17:3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured donkey, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

17:5 And upon her forehead was a name written a mystery: DNC, the mother of harlots and abominations of the Earth.

17:6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.



17:9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads were each inscribed with the mystical letters CBS, NBC, ABC, NPR, PBS, CNN, and MSNBC.

17:10 And there are seven who who rule as kings and oppress the job creators: and their names are in an unknown tongue as with the heads: UAW, AFL-CIO, SEIU, IWW, NEA, US DOL, and NLRB.



17:12 And the ten horns which thou saw are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. And their names are Soros, Pelosi, Reid, Clinton, Gore, Wasserman-Schultz, Silver, Carter, FDR, and Obama. And the worst of these is Obama.
2012-11-28 10:17:46 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: 99% of academia is liberal bullies who also tend to be atheistic.

You found the 1%.

Cue false media outrage, while the 99% goes on about their business.

Liberals in academia are nepotistic and they discriminate on the basis of gender (men), race (white/asian), and politics (republican).


A conservative troll post by a guy with the handle "Sodomizer"?
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2012-11-28 10:07:45 AM
1 votes:

Rockstone: My ParishJudas Priest talked about how everyone, both Republicans and Democrats, are invited to Metal Church. This teacher is crazy.

2012-11-28 09:29:21 AM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: sodomizer: 99% of academia is liberal bullies who also tend to be atheistic.

You found the 1%.

Cue false media outrage, while the 99% goes on about their business.

Liberals in academia are nepotistic and they discriminate on the basis of gender (men), race (white/asian), and politics (republican).

73.6% Of All Statistics Are Made Up


FACT: White/Asian Republican men in academia are forced to detail the black female liberal professors' Honda Accords every weekend.
2012-11-28 09:24:42 AM
1 votes:
She said Baker responded by telling Chelsea she would someday have to take her parents to the emergency room and watch them die because of the president's health care reform law, commonly called Obamacare.

Are modern Republicans experiencing the flow of time backwards, or something? It's the only way a statement like that could possibly make any sense... In her past, our future, everyone had proper health care, then "Obamacare" happened (namely, it was taken away) and everyone had to start relying on ERs for their care and ended up dying of otherwise preventable issues... This would also explain why they blame Obama for Bush's crashing of the economy, and ignore the fact that he has improved it during his term: to them, things are going downhill not up! My god... I think I finally understand modern Republicans!
2012-11-28 09:12:05 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: 99% of academia is liberal bullies who also tend to be atheistic.

You found the 1%.

Cue false media outrage, while the 99% goes on about their business.

Liberals in academia are nepotistic and they discriminate on the basis of gender (men), race (white/asian), and politics (republican).


73.6% Of All Statistics Are Made Up
2012-11-28 08:58:02 AM
1 votes:
At least she's teaching children the truth! Good on her!

/Democrats are too busy giving out cigs in trade for illegal votes so of course they are going to hell
2012-11-28 08:46:22 AM
1 votes:
Hero tag was unavailable? Sick tag misused. Pity.. oh well, with a majority of teachers being left-wing nutjobs, having a right-wing nutjob gives libs something to talk about.
2012-11-28 08:44:47 AM
1 votes:
Makes sense.

She's a psychology teacher. Liberalism is a psychological disorder. She was just doing her part to prevent mental illness
2012-11-28 08:29:58 AM
1 votes:
Considering 90% of teachers and college professors are liberals who have a great platform of indoctrination to work with; I'm getting a kick out of how badly they foam at the mouth when they realize they let one slip through the cracks.
2012-11-28 08:12:25 AM
1 votes:
Well, I see you're applying for the psychology teaching position.

Yes. As a good Republican, I want to teach Republican psychology in a Republican class and a Republican school.

I see. Fine. And your degree in teaching is from.

Republican University, the Ronald Reagan School of Psychology

Both: All Hail Ronald Reagan! He can do no wrong as he walks among us still!

Very nice. Sadly, I must admit we have some of them in our school.

Blacks?

No.

Mehicanos?

No.

Underachieving drooling retards?

Well, this is Kentucky, so yeah. But I'm talking about Democrats. We have some children who align themselves to the Democratic Party in this school.

Really?

Yes.

No. I mean, really? This is 2012.

Well their parents get free stuff from the government. Money, cell phones, food. All they do is sit around watching free cable TV and breed.

Oh them. Well, none of their demon spawn would be smart enough to get through psychology. Plus they'll never get in to Heaven.

Oh no. They'll get in to a private college before they'll ever get in to Heaven.

Ha ha ha

Quite. Ha ha ha. So, you'll take the job?

Sure. I can't wait to teach all those young Republicans about psychology.

You know, you'll have to tell them that psychology is a "Black Art" like Medicare.

Of course. Republicans are smart enough to see through all this hokey. Jesus made them what they are. In his image and he wants them to have most of the stuff.

You know? You're pretty hot in that business suit and high heels.

And I was just drooling over you and that nearly not there skirts and transparent blouse.

Wanna do some teacher on teacher teaching?

I'll proctor.
2012-11-28 08:09:18 AM
1 votes:

december: KrispyKritter: way to miss the point, geniuses. it was a psychology class. she was trying to get the students provoked, to think and react. herp derp bible! morans.

she wrote it on the board with a colleague and forgot to erase it, according to TFA.


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2012-11-28 08:05:06 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: cause everything written on a chalk board is obviously true
there is no room for debate in schools.


This is what happens when you drop out in the 7th grade. You're so ignorant of the education process you make stupid public statements that should be humiliating in their ignorance, if only you knew better.
2012-11-28 08:00:42 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: So I guess that, as an independent, Im going to have to settle for Nirvana. Too bad. I was kind of looking forward to those awesome wings, streets of gold and the land of milk and honey. But becoming spiritually one with all existence will have to do.


Milk and honey will give you diarrhea anyway.
2012-11-28 07:53:58 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: cause everything written on a chalk board is obviously true
there is no room for debate in schools.


You think they should have had a debate about which political affiliations get to go to heaven in a high school psychology class?
2012-11-28 07:48:44 AM
1 votes:
And so many people wonder why so many atheists are militant.
2012-11-28 07:37:21 AM
1 votes:

ace in your face: Smoking GNU: Theory Of Null: So heaven looks like the GOP convention. Think I will pass.

How do they feed the animals in heaven, then?

Animals don't go to heaven.


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2012-11-28 07:05:44 AM
1 votes:
It's totally OK if you're picking on Conservatives, like the story posted earlier this week about all the abuse the Tory Club was getting at college....
2012-11-28 06:53:19 AM
1 votes:

ck1938: Homesexuals


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2012-11-28 06:50:39 AM
1 votes:

ck1938: Homesexuals have nothing to be ashamed of. You sick fark democrats on the other hand....


Homosexuals have nothing to be ashamed of either.
2012-11-28 06:49:57 AM
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Shadow Blasko: Oh, Kentucky... you so Kentucky.

Glad I don't have to worry about you changing.

No, it's changing, just slowly. I can remember the days when "You can't be a bleach-blonde & go to heaven " was the prevailing sentiment in eastern Kentucky.


I don't think I ever saw a blonde in Knox county that wasn't near the highway.
2012-11-28 06:46:42 AM
1 votes:

sithon: Even at 17 I would have destroyed this moron of a teacher in debate. I wonder where she got her degree from?. one of those diplma mills like oral robertsor bob jones.


In many states, you don't need a degree to be a teacher. Your chances of hire are greater if you have one, but you don't need one.
2012-11-28 05:48:07 AM
1 votes:

PreMortem: This is honestly the first time I've heard of someone home schooling their kid to keep them away from religious nutjobs.


My mom did that with me. The movie The Craft came out and the principal said that anyone who saw it would be suspended. She thought that was idiotic on principle and the curriculum was too slow for me anyway.

/I watched the movie eventually, but for much more leggy reasons than its perceived anti-Christian agenda.
2012-11-28 05:46:30 AM
1 votes:

othmar: will she get a pay raise?


And a spot as a Fox News anchor.
2012-11-28 05:42:15 AM
1 votes:
Throw the c**t out on the sidewalk. I've had enough of this farkery.
2012-11-28 05:27:18 AM
1 votes:
way to miss the point, geniuses. it was a psychology class. she was trying to get the students provoked, to think and react. herp derp bible! morans.
2012-11-28 05:22:25 AM
1 votes:
In her defense, "and" is a very, very difficult word to spell.
2012-11-28 04:34:28 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, it happened in Kentucky. We are not known for being bright....

/someone please rescue me from this awful state.
2012-11-28 03:47:50 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Uh, upon further review the call on the field stands. It was descriptive enough.

I'm uh, I'm just going to stop posting now and never return to this thread.


Leave the scotch please. We're gonna need it once the liters get here.
2012-11-28 03:11:54 AM
1 votes:
See? I just did it up there! Motherf...

If some liberal teacher had done the same...
2012-11-28 02:31:41 AM
1 votes:
Even at 17 I would have destroyed this moron of a teacher in debate. I wonder where she got her degree from?. one of those diplma mills like oral robertsor bob jones.
2012-11-28 01:39:27 AM
1 votes:
i will pray for ms. baker
2012-11-28 12:34:10 AM
1 votes:
This is honestly the first time I've heard of someone home schooling their kid to keep them away from religious nutjobs.



I hope I win the powerball so I can have the millennium falcon built and fly away from this planet.
2012-11-28 12:31:47 AM
1 votes:
I can't wrap my brain around stories like this. I mean, WTF was this "teacher" thinking when she did that? Send the kids home to enlighten their parents? Sway future voters? Did she believe there would be no repercussions? And if she believed there would be no repercussions, isn't she too farking stupid to be a teacher?

/WTF? on so many levels
2012-11-28 12:22:40 AM
1 votes:
Matthew 7:3-5

3 "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
 
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