alienated: I did it. Last month there was a thread about dennys having a hobbit menu. I and madhonib stole a menu and a table tent. They look really good, and, now- if you hate dennys, please ignore this. If you do kinda like dennys, and feel like trying anything- if you order an entree, you get trading cards, allegedly collectible. One of these is a coupon for a future order. One of ours was for 20% off, no minimum amount specified. Madhonib had the Hobbit Hole Breakfast, I had the Gandalfs gobble melt- i had to, they named it after me. Hers looked better on the menu, but she liked it. I added the Shire sausage to hers, and she got about a 5 inch cooked sausage, and it was ok. Overall- the cook was having an off night with her dish.
Mine ? well, mine was a treat and a half- Potato bread ( i like it, but I thought it was going to be a bad idea for this specific sammich ) turkey, stuffing! , swiss cheese and allegedly a honey mustard cranberry dressing- I only tasted brown mustard. They also have the option of a small dish of gravy, for dipping. I highly recommend that you try it. I also had seasoned fries with ranch, catsup and mustard, also did the quadruple dip into gravy. I was only able to consume half of my order- it was big and filling and sofa king yummy. And the leftovers were great also.
Sorry- long off topic post but I hadda follow through about me plans to boost a menu, and eat there. Service sucked at the time, but I tipped enough to pay for 10 menus. Oh, we got out of there spending just over 21 bucks. Not bad for essentially 2 meals.
And no- i dont work for dennys 

Oh yes-the menu is pretty damn cool- i swore to Drew a few years back that I would not post pics, so- eip if anyone wishes to see them.Plus- someone had drawn a partial penis on my sandwich pic and madhonib grabbed the wrong one. Ooops

I could have written this post myself. Went to Denny's specifically to steal a menu, but felt guilty. I asked our waitress if they offered them for sale - and she winked and told me "go ahead and take one". I increased her tip from Hobbit-size to Stone Giant sized. The food was GOOD. I am still baffled at the low priced yet massive spread I received.

If you like LOTR/Hobbit collectibles - the menu itself is a score...it's really well done. I think they did a great job with the food choices as well...the seed cake french toast and shire sausage were fantastic. The sausage looks EXACTLY like what you see Sam cooking in LOTR.

Hadn't been to Denny's in a decade...so the marketing ploy worked!!