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(Entertainment Weekly)   Angus would like you to know he has no beef with the show. Well done   (insidetv.ew.com) divider line 75
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2012-11-27 09:01:31 PM
Sounds like he still has plenty of beef with the show, just not everyone who is involved in making it.

"I want to let everyone know that I think this show is a giant piece of crap, but that shouldn't reflect on the people who MAKE this giant piece of crap."
 
2012-11-27 09:06:44 PM
The statement allows Jones to publicly amend for his comments, without actually reversing his position.

This statement was crafted by no less than 3 adults, none of whom are named 'Angus'.
 
2012-11-27 09:15:55 PM

Bob_Laublaw: The statement allows Jones to publicly amend for his comments, without actually reversing his position.

This statement was crafted by no less than 3 adults, none of whom are named 'Angus'.


One of which was likely his agent, who loves that filthy lucre more than life itself.
 
2012-11-27 09:18:02 PM
Well, that's a relief. And now I'm craving steak for some reason.
 
2012-11-27 09:19:45 PM
Translation: Please don't fire me.
 
2012-11-27 09:19:50 PM
Guess he wasn't up for the whole 'donate all that filthy money to charity' put up or shut up.
 
2012-11-27 09:46:09 PM
There's no way in HELL he wrote that. That was written by his PR people, who were freaking out so much that several probably had to be talked down from the roof. He is on video saying the show is filth, he hates the show, the creator is Satan, etc. Believe video over a written statement any day. All this is is damage control, but you can't take back what you said Angus. It's on video for all to see.
 
2012-11-27 09:49:52 PM
"I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear.

Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.

Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them.

I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.

I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that
."


"I like the money, please keep giving it to me."

/fixed for brevity and accuracy
 
2012-11-27 10:16:31 PM
Good bye Angus, have your character say hello to Henry Blake for us.
 
2012-11-27 11:35:56 PM
Sounds like someone's ready to answer some questions about Benghazi!
 
2012-11-28 12:19:41 AM

vossiewulf:

"I like the money, please keep giving it to me."

/fixed for brevity and accuracy


Would love to have heard the smackdown by the agent/parents/PR folks to Angus. Hopefully a GIS for "Kirk Cameron" was used.

"Do you want to be like this banana-wielding has-been asshat that can't even get people to attend his birthdays?"
 
2012-11-28 12:31:14 AM
So where is the beef?
 
2012-11-28 12:32:24 AM
 
2012-11-28 12:34:24 AM
Angus would like you to know that like any good Christian and any good child actor his future is bound to be filled with crank, crack, weed, ecstasy, hookers, mugshots, domestic abuse, anal rape, fear, desperation, rage, guilt, denial, acceptance, penning self-help manuals and showing up at 3 am on Lifetime TV hawking 12 step programs for insomniac alcoholics.
 
2012-11-28 12:37:07 AM
Just came here to biatch about the Entertainment tab having the farking awful World Of Warcraft wrapper again.. Enough of this shiat
 
2012-11-28 12:38:45 AM
Stick a fork in him

/God that's a stupid name
//meant to say that a while ago
 
2012-11-28 12:55:29 AM
What IS it with nutballs like this kid? Why do they always seem to get sucked in a snookered by Christianity? You never see some TV person come out and scream about how now that they've found Buddha/Cthulu/Muhammad, etc, they just cannot go on producing the filth they've always been associated with.

Can someone explain why it always seems to be Baby Jeebus?
 
2012-11-28 12:59:46 AM

darch: Can someone explain why it always seems to be Baby Jeebus?


It's also Scientology and Kabbalah and probably some others. They seek out the celebrities.
 
2012-11-28 01:00:19 AM

darch: What IS it with nutballs like this kid? Why do they always seem to get sucked in a snookered by Christianity? You never see some TV person come out and scream about how now that they've found Buddha/Cthulu/Muhammad, etc, they just cannot go on producing the filth they've always been associated with.

Can someone explain why it always seems to be Baby Jeebus?


Here's a music guy that found Moe.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:36 AM
Well he did apologize. That's rare.
 
2012-11-28 01:10:56 AM

darch: What IS it with nutballs like this kid? Why do they always seem to get sucked in a snookered by Christianity? You never see some TV person come out and scream about how now that they've found Buddha/Cthulu/Muhammad, etc, they just cannot go on producing the filth they've always been associated with.

Can someone explain why it always seems to be Baby Jeebus?


Except you do see nutballs in other religionsbeliefs. You think Scientologist celebrities pick their projects all willy-nilly? They gotta their handlers to sign off on it.

Woody Harrelson won't even be on a set that isn't green as fark, and makes the producers give him all vegan clothing...

Better question. Why does it matter, and does it affect your bottom line?

The show IS a POS, does him getting religious make a difference on him calling it out?
 
2012-11-28 01:18:16 AM
i pity Jon Cryer, the biggest talent on the set since day one, does the bulk of the work and is quietly thankful for a steady pay check. Angus' role could have been played by thousands of others, and Charlie's role barely required a pulse.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:04 AM
They don't expect us to swallow this tripe?
 
2012-11-28 01:24:02 AM
Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.
 
2012-11-28 01:29:30 AM

darch: What IS it with nutballs like this kid? Why do they always seem to get sucked in a snookered by Christianity? You never see some TV person come out and scream about how now that they've found Buddha/Cthulu/Muhammad, etc, they just cannot go on producing the filth they've always been associated with.

Can someone explain why it always seems to be Baby Jeebus?


Let's see..... There's Cat Stevens and Richard Gere.

Blanking on Cthulu followers, but I suspect they can found in the writer's room.
 
2012-11-28 01:32:15 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.


"Animal Practice just got canceled; we could get that trained monkey over here before lunch."
 
2012-11-28 01:42:58 AM
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vossiewulf: "I like the money, please keep giving it to me."


Yup.
 
2012-11-28 01:51:28 AM
Dude was always heading for Different Strokes Retirement Home once the show was over, but the farkwit didn't even have the brains to ride the gravy train to the end of the track. Still, I can't even WATCH that shiat, so I imagine it has to be somewhat traumatizing to actually have to memorize it and perform it.
 
2012-11-28 01:54:45 AM
Waiting for the inevitable chuck lorre heart attack.
 
2012-11-28 01:55:56 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it probably involved something about breach of contract and no more money.
 
2012-11-28 02:00:12 AM
Is the show doing that poorly in the ratings?
 
2012-11-28 02:07:13 AM
The next episode is delayed. They are adding to the set an elevator shaft - that would be accidentally left open

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 02:18:02 AM

styckx: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it probably involved something about breach of contract and no more money.


I'm digging the trained-monkey. If I were Chuck Lorre, it would have been something along the lines of, "We could hire Oscar-winners for less than you're making, kid."

/Cuba Gooding, Jr's not doing anything
//neither is Mira Sorveno.
///Also would have gone for "I've had craps more talented than you"
////"And farts which were more entertaining"
 
2012-11-28 02:21:45 AM
"I remember when Uncle Charlie showed me how to use a torch for the first time."

img2.timeinc.net

/hot as a rock
 
2012-11-28 02:28:36 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.


"Look what we did to Charlie Sheen, the biggest heathen on the show. Do you really wanna be 'winning' like he is?"
 
2012-11-28 02:42:59 AM
"Sorry, whores."
 
2012-11-28 03:20:46 AM
I see he's in a U.S. military-derived costume ... is that so they can call him Colonel Angus?
 
2012-11-28 03:23:37 AM
if I win the lottery this week I'll donate 100 million to charity if this overprivaliged naive douche will donate 50 million. Hell, if I did win and he did it I'd have to spend twice more just to cover the damage he did to his 'charities'
 
2012-11-28 03:31:18 AM
Crazy closet-case is crazy.
 
2012-11-28 03:50:52 AM

ParagonComplex: if I win the lottery this week I'll donate 100 million to charity if this overprivaliged naive douche will donate 50 million. Hell, if I did win and he did it I'd have to spend twice more just to cover the damage he did to his 'charities'


he only has 15 million.
 
2012-11-28 04:09:10 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I see he's in a U.S. military-derived costume ... is that so they can call him Colonel Angus?


Sadly, no.

/they'd have to pay Lorne Michaels if they did.
 
2012-11-28 04:12:24 AM
Dear Angus,

The Big Bang Theory currently beats your show in the ratings, and if we could convince Kat Dennings to wear more bikinis on Two Broke Girls we would cancel your show today. As it is, we will wait until the end of the year to cancel the sitcom.

Regards,
CBS Executives
 
2012-11-28 04:20:31 AM
BTW, I just did a Google image search for Kat Dennings. I had no idea that two years ago nude pictures of her from her cell phone were released on the Net. Damn she has a great rack.
 
2012-11-28 04:26:10 AM

styckx: Just came here to biatch about the Entertainment tab having the farking awful World Of Warcraft wrapper again.. Enough of this shiat


Link


you are a puppet: Well he did apologize. That's rare.


"I apologize if..." is not an apology. It's a dodge.
 
2012-11-28 05:43:51 AM
I can't possibily be the only one that is sad for this kid?

He's being manipulated and abused... It's like seeing someone you know has a serious mental issue and blaming them for being sick instead of feeling sad that they aren't getting the help they need.

If I was Chuck Lorre, or any producer on that show or CBS executive, I think I would earnestly be trying to get this kid some help. He needs it.
 
2012-11-28 05:47:06 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.


Two words: "Kirk Cameron"
 
2012-11-28 06:14:13 AM

rynthetyn: Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.

Two words: "Kirk Cameron"


Except Kirk was the show's breakout star at the time. He had enough clout to dictate the show's content and to have an actress fired for appearing in Playboy.

So Chuck probably said "ya see, kid. It's like this. You're Kirk Cameron, but without any power. Think how farking pathetic that is."
 
2012-11-28 06:35:34 AM

IlGreven: Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.

"Look what we did to Charlie Sheen, the biggest heathen on the show. Do you really wanna be 'winning' like he is?"


Yea, a payout of 100 million, a new show on FX that got picked up for another 90 episodes with an estimated payout of 100 million. He sure is losing his arse.
 
2012-11-28 07:09:42 AM

rynthetyn: Dwight_Yeast: Would love to know what Chuck Lorre and/or the CBS execs in charge of the show said to young Angus to get him to reverse course so quickly.

Two words: "Kirk Cameron"


Four words: "Kirk Cameron's birthday party:"
www.vulture.com
 
2012-11-28 07:42:56 AM
How do you think they're going to kill Angus off? I'm thinking that he can get his girlfriend pregnant, Angus gets whacked, and gets whacked good, and there's a baby left behind for his father and the billionaire to raise.
 
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