John_David_Stutts: steerforth: You know how when you go to deflate a great big puffed up tumescent air mattress, you pull the little plug out and it goes whoosh but there's a little bit left in so you get someone to roll around on it to make all the last bits come out?Yes, yes...go on...
Ronnie_Zman: FTFA"...semen-bedizened blood-pusillanimous bed onanstic quiddity fulcrating pelvic thrusts..."[anonimowalker.files.wordpress.com image 223x299]
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