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(SeattlePI)   Vader man accused of fatally injuring father   (seattlepi.com) divider line 51
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2012-11-27 09:40:48 PM
See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.
 
2012-11-27 09:42:58 PM
It must really suck to kill your own dad. Unless he's evil. But in that case, you'd already be half evil, so maybe it would still suck? Or would it be good? I'm not good with my evil calculations.
 
2012-11-27 09:44:43 PM
I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.
 
2012-11-27 09:44:48 PM
Doesn't master what they charge him with because he'll just alter the deal.
 
2012-11-27 09:45:54 PM

wisewerds: I live near Vader.


Is your name TK-421?
 
2012-11-27 09:45:59 PM
dnrtfa, but nuff said

www.guresmania.net
 
2012-11-27 09:47:38 PM

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?
 
2012-11-27 09:54:55 PM
Live long and prosper.
 
2012-11-27 09:56:28 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
 
2012-11-27 09:58:58 PM
I thought he had no father...
 
2012-11-27 10:01:31 PM
who hit his head on the ground during a confrontation.

I thought it was the electricity, I didn't realize he hit his head.
 
2012-11-27 10:05:31 PM
I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.
 
2012-11-27 10:05:40 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?


Doubtful, western Washington State has FAR too much moisture, IMHO
 
2012-11-27 10:07:24 PM
The true instigator:

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2012-11-27 10:07:57 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.


Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.
 
2012-11-27 10:08:22 PM
It's weird because Vader means "Father."
 
2012-11-27 10:17:28 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.


Nevermind, I didn't see the word "without" you used.

/fail
 
2012-11-27 10:21:57 PM
I once rented a space in vader.
 
2012-11-27 10:50:57 PM

Kaolian: I once rented a space in vader.


What was your high score?
 
2012-11-27 10:51:49 PM
Disney is going to send a cease & desist letter.
 
2012-11-27 11:00:59 PM
He should have just let him go to Tosche station to pick up those power convertors.
 
2012-11-27 11:23:18 PM
Oh dear. I wonder if it's the same Michael Myers I used to work with, some years ago. We went out a few times too. He's in his early 50s, with a son in his mid-20s.

/Seattleite
 
2012-11-27 11:27:00 PM
Fifty-two-year-old Michael K. Myers suffered a head injury and later died at a Seattle hospital.

They should keep a close eye on that body for a while to make sure he doesn't come back.
 
2012-11-27 11:41:39 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-27 11:46:12 PM

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


would that make Seattle Mos Eisley?
 
2012-11-27 11:51:30 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?


Too many of "those people." You know... protocol droids.
 
2012-11-27 11:55:05 PM
it's TIME! it's TIME!
 
2012-11-27 11:55:12 PM
Was Dumb-Ass-Monkey there as an eyewitness to anything caught on camera?
 
2012-11-28 12:11:55 AM
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!
 
2012-11-28 12:17:55 AM

Harry_Seldon: Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?

Too many of "those people." You know... protocol droids.


They're fine. It's the sand people I can't tolerate.

You run them out of your store, but they always come back, and in greater numbers.
 
2012-11-28 12:24:43 AM

thisiszombocom: would that make Seattle Mos Eisley?


Well, it is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2012-11-28 12:45:04 AM

SnarfVader: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!


What you get for running around with Cheetarah behind Lion-o's back.
 
2012-11-28 12:51:43 AM
Let's just hope his ghost image isn't shopped into a more youthful appearance. Really it was for the fans George ?
 
2012-11-28 01:03:35 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.


Lightsabers cauterize the wound
 
2012-11-28 01:06:32 AM

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


Is it near Winlock and Toledo?

/ Out there.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:12 AM
"It was the Boogey Man."
"As a matter of fact, it was."
 
2012-11-28 01:13:46 AM

CDN_Kodiak: Let's just hope his ghost image isn't shopped into a more youthful appearance. Really it was for the fans George ?


Much as I dislike the Prequels, I believe in my heart that George thought he was giving the fans exactly what they wanted, eg the badass clone army(who are to become the stormtroopers) is a bunch of clones of Boba Fett's dad. One more example: Yoda bouncing like a pinball as some amazing swordsman. We could go all night, but i can't think of one clumsy revelation that didn't begin wih ""As i bet the fans will like this!"
 
2012-11-28 01:24:40 AM

Medic Zero: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Is it near Winlock and Toledo?

/ Out there.


Yes. That's one of the exits you would take from I5 to get there.
 
2012-11-28 01:37:27 AM
I learned something new tonight. All this time I thought that Vader was split in half by Interstate 5, and that it was an incredibly small town. Now I know that it's about two miles west of I-5, and that it's just a really small town.
 
2012-11-28 02:16:03 AM
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R.I.P., Vedder Man
 
2012-11-28 03:31:39 AM

dogboy360: I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.


If my last name were Vader, I would perpetually have a dog named Darth.
 
2012-11-28 03:42:34 AM

KickahaOta: I learned something new tonight. All this time I thought that Vader was split in half by Interstate 5, and that it was an incredibly small town. Now I know that it's about two miles west of I-5, and that it's just a really small town.


I thought that area split by I5 was too until I explored around that area. Turns out it's not even a town, but it's closest to Toledo.
 
2012-11-28 03:44:24 AM

I sound fat: dogboy360: I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.

If my last name were Vader, I would perpetually have a dog named Darth.


My dog's name is Dudley. Turns out the rest of the family aren't fans of Star Wars.
 
2012-11-28 06:32:32 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.


imgod2u: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Lightsabers cauterize the wound


Neither of you have very good reading comprehension.
 
2012-11-28 06:36:50 AM
No irony police douchebags yet!?
 
2012-11-28 07:19:53 AM
Irony rusts in western WA.
 
2012-11-28 08:27:16 AM

smokescreen: dnrtfa, but nuff said

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came for this. Leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-28 09:50:31 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: wisewerds: I live near Vader.

Is your name TK-421?


He probably won't respond what with his communication problem.
 
2012-11-28 10:22:42 AM

Doc Daneeka: DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.

imgod2u: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Lightsabers cauterize the wound

Neither of you have very good reading comprehension.


Hey, I apologized afterward! Besides, my reading skills can be excused by my problematic ADD which can prevent me fro... OH LOOK A BUNNY!!
 
2012-11-28 11:48:01 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: Fifty-two-year-old Michael K. Myers suffered a head injury and later died at a Seattle hospital.

They should keep a close eye on that body for a while to make sure he doesn't come back.


Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
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