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2012-11-27 06:52:31 PM
Poor Susan.
 
2012-11-27 06:53:50 PM
That's a croc of shiat.
 
2012-11-27 08:15:53 PM
...life has new meaning to me
 
2012-11-27 08:38:40 PM
Deleted Live And Let Die scene?
 
2012-11-27 08:39:07 PM
Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.
 
2012-11-27 08:39:51 PM
Protect the pile, crocodile.
 
2012-11-27 08:41:09 PM

mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.


This should explain everything
 
2012-11-27 08:42:01 PM
Interior Crocodile Alligator...
 
2012-11-27 08:42:43 PM
All around?

B - bursting balloons
 
2012-11-27 08:43:04 PM
The Aristocrocs?
 
2012-11-27 08:44:19 PM
Growl/op, opp, opp.
 
2012-11-27 08:45:24 PM
What are the odds this dude has a ponytail?
 
2012-11-27 08:47:54 PM
Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?
 
2012-11-27 08:49:46 PM
If only he would've installed the shark filled moat, this shiat wouldn't went down.
 
2012-11-27 08:51:22 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?


Actually it will be legal here in about 2 weeks (at least having up to an ounce will be)
 
2012-11-27 08:52:59 PM

The Angry Hand of God: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.

This should explain everything


Dude, did you just rickroll me? 1998 just called, and .... what? Yes, I told them about 9/11, do you think I'm crazy?
 
2012-11-27 08:53:19 PM

brap: Poor Susan.



*golf clap*
 
2012-11-27 08:54:25 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: All around?

B - bursting balloons


C - catching cold.

D - doing dishes.

/Carole King FTW
 
2012-11-27 09:02:29 PM

mbillips: Bill_Wick's_Friend: All around?

B - bursting balloons

C - catching cold.

D - doing dishes.

/Carole King FTW


E - entertaining elephants

/ Carole King, indeed!
 
2012-11-27 09:15:53 PM
Suddenly Seymour?
 
2012-11-27 09:21:43 PM
"The 41-year-old suspect, who was arrested for investigation of attempted murder, offered to help the detectives corral his gators. He managed to get them into a nearby bathroom where they were left in the water-filled bathtub. Because it wasn't clear how long the alligators would be there, they were left with some raw chicken parts to gnaw on, Elwin said."

But if had been a six week old puppies they would have just emptied their magazines into them.
 
2012-11-27 09:23:21 PM

djslowdive: AverageAmericanGuy: Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?

Actually it will be legal here in about 2 weeks (at least having up to an ounce will be)


How about gators? How many and how big can they be?

/whips out pad and pencil
 
2012-11-27 09:24:36 PM
i69.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 09:26:15 PM
TFA's original title was better:

Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene


"That's a quiet Saturday night 'round here!"
/oblig
 
2012-11-27 09:41:05 PM

mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes...



Yea, I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe 4 foot tip to tip. There are, however, big gators with stripes LINK

I'm around big gators every week, but I've never seen a big gator with stripes in my area.
 
2012-11-27 09:42:37 PM

Shadow Blasko: Interior Crocodile Alligator...


I hate you so hard right now.
 
2012-11-27 09:44:07 PM

ficklefkrfark: If only he would've installed the shark filled moat, this shiat wouldn't went down.


but would he go for the "laser" attached to their frigging heads?

/is that too much to ask for?
 
2012-11-27 09:49:16 PM
If those are 5-foot long aligators, then that dude is rolling with a 7-foot wide bathtub. I suppose he did have a stripper pole and a stripper to go with it, so maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-11-27 10:29:25 PM
"Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one
 
2012-11-27 10:35:52 PM
TThis would never happen to Amos Moses

/named him after a man of the cloth
 
2012-11-27 10:49:56 PM
That's actually a pretty good idea.

Although my plan has always been 6' rattlesnakes. Or king cobras.
 
2012-11-27 11:11:53 PM

Sexpun T'Come: "Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one


I told Carl this one was too farfetched.
 
2012-11-27 11:58:04 PM
This guy clearly is smart enough to recognize that pit bulls are more dangerous to him as a guard animal than these gators.

Gators take a month to get hungry and are more loyal and loving to their human masters. This is because alligators have been around for 200 million years and have had time to chill out. Pitbulls were invented in 1962 and love only murder.
 
2012-11-28 12:02:27 AM
"This guy" is the marijuana cultivator, in case I left that ambiguous. Which I did.
 
2012-11-28 12:10:53 AM

miltonbabbitt: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes...


Yea, I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe 4 foot tip to tip. There are, however, big gators with stripes LINK

I'm around big gators every week, but I've never seen a big gator with stripes in my area.


I've lived in the area most of my life, and don't usually see Northwest alligators. Who says they can't have stripes? Have you ever visited this area? Stripes would not surprise me.
 
2012-11-28 12:17:59 AM
Ticktockticktockticktock
 
2012-11-28 12:32:41 AM
"The gators apparently were there to protect the owner's marijuana"

Whatever happened to just having a couple of guard dogs? They're a lot faster and more useful on dry land...
 
2012-11-28 12:44:20 AM

ladyfortuna: "The gators apparently were there to protect the owner's marijuana"

Whatever happened to just having a couple of guard dogs? They're a lot faster and more useful on dry land...


Harder to corrupt a couple of gators with a big steak and a friendly pat on the head.
 
2012-11-28 12:54:51 AM

Sexpun T'Come: "Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one


Or a 90s rap video.
 
2012-11-28 09:55:49 AM

The Angry Hand of God: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.

This should explain everything


You bastard.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
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