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(Daily Breeze)   Southern California chef who killed his wife and cooked her body fires his attorney but does not cook him   (dailybreeze.com) divider line 33
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2012-11-27 06:16:18 PM
Well done.
 
2012-11-27 06:17:15 PM
www.danacarvey.net
She was delicious
 
2012-11-27 06:17:32 PM
He didn't cook his attorney because he was out of fava beans.
 
2012-11-27 06:17:42 PM
He really gave his lawyer a grilling before he fried his employ.
 
2012-11-27 06:21:58 PM
You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.
 
2012-11-27 06:29:02 PM
This headline is tasteless. Where is the seasoning?
 
2012-11-27 06:29:53 PM
Something something "The Cook, The Thief, The Wife, and her Lover".
 
2012-11-27 06:32:59 PM
I don't buy it. No chef is going to slow cook that much meat without browning it first.
 
2012-11-27 06:33:22 PM
The cook and murderer, his wife and his ex-lawyer.
 
2012-11-27 06:33:47 PM
Besides, there isn't a decent wine that goes with attorney.
 
2012-11-27 06:36:17 PM
He must be a sous chef. Oh wait, it's criminal court, nevermind.
 
2012-11-27 06:36:54 PM
Southern California chef who killed his wife and cooked her body fires his attorney but does not cook him ....yet.
 
2012-11-27 06:43:44 PM
That's gotta be rare.
 
2012-11-27 06:44:26 PM
He didn't want to eat him because he wasn't a seasoned attorney.
 
2012-11-27 06:49:04 PM
"Your honor, salad bar?"
 
2012-11-27 06:55:05 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: She was delicious


- burp -
 
2012-11-27 06:57:43 PM

Loucifer: I don't buy it. No chef is going to slow cook that much meat without browning it first.


You never go ATM.

I'm sorry, you did mean 'browning' as a euphemism right?
 
2012-11-27 07:08:11 PM

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


www.badhaven.com

/doesn't care
 
2012-11-27 07:16:09 PM

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


True, but they make a passable provender.
 
2012-11-27 07:20:25 PM
I read that as, "fries his attorney".
 
2012-11-27 07:34:21 PM

pottie: Besides, there isn't a decent wine that goes with attorney.


A handy guide to which wine goes best with various parts of the face
 
2012-11-27 07:35:17 PM
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^ The chef's favorite film.
 
2012-11-27 07:41:00 PM
So, he "accidentally" killed her. Did her body accidentally fall into the cooking pot, too?
 
2012-11-27 07:45:11 PM
You know how you know someone is a cray cray cannibal? If they haz a 4k collection.
 
2012-11-27 07:54:47 PM
I heard he cooked her because he thought she was too pink in the middle.
 
2012-11-27 08:00:06 PM
FTA: "Why Viens fired McCurry was not disclosed."

Just a thought, but perhaps to delay sentencing?
 
2012-11-27 08:04:11 PM

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


Not to mention all the toxic waste by-products contained in the meat from lawyers.
 
2012-11-27 08:58:59 PM
I have the perfect marinade for cooking a woman ie. an ex-wife. Combine equal parts of overdraft fees and clothes purchased that never got worn. Next add all the scrapings of plates and pans she left in the sink overnight to become as hard as concrete. Finish it off with all the hair she left in the shower drain forcing you to stand ankle deep when you take your shower. You may or may not deglaze the pan with the liquid from every time she forgot to flush the toilet. Season to tast, Enjoy!
 
2012-11-27 09:02:35 PM
Was she hot?

/can't believe it wasn't used yet..
 
2012-11-27 09:27:46 PM
His lawyer's name is McCurry? Hunh, I guess he doesn't like Indian food.
 
2012-11-27 11:08:10 PM

strutin: Was she hot?

/can't believe it wasn't used yet..


Closer to room temperature.
 
2012-11-28 01:12:31 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/obscure?
 
2012-11-28 08:09:32 AM
thank goodness that sous vide thing is a passing fad.
 
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