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2012-11-27 04:16:50 PM
Irish Examiner? Like I care what a bunch of drunken micks have to say about this. Go fight each other over your short dicks, paddy!
 
2012-11-27 04:20:40 PM
This is the first I've heard of discrimination against the Black Irish.
 
2012-11-27 05:04:01 PM
Any time somebody uses words like "honky" or "cracker" I like to yell back "Hey! That is OUR word, and you got no right using it!"

Then, after an awkward silence, they ask "Can you pass the Ritz C-words?"
 
2012-11-27 05:10:04 PM
I lived in Cork for years.. There was never any racism there except they didn't care for black people that came in from Africa a month before they were due and popped out a kid. Once that law was changed they didn't seem to mind Africans at all. Fairly tolerant people frankly unless your English or call Ireland "part of the UK" like a dumbass yank. Maybe it's become a new thing though since the Celtic Tiger is dead and people are hurting for money. Immigrants would certainly be a target to cast blame at instead of their own incompetent government.

When I moved there trying to get farking ANYTHING done was a feat. Gas, water, electricity, all a royal biatch to get hooked up right. It takes 3 farking years to build a house there because of all the incompetence. That's not racism or discrimination if 100% of the people are affected by the morons that run their utility system. I had to live in a hotel for 3 months while a finished house I had just purchased was "plugged into the system."

They have a very serious credit system there as well and I had to have 3 banks and 2 previous landlords (we're talking 10+ years of documentation) to get a mortgage. Once that was done I needed similar stuff to get the rest of the crap hooked up. Moving overseas means your entire financial history is useless.
 
2012-11-27 05:49:53 PM
Damn, one of my favorite parts about Ireland is the lack of whiny minorities. This article disappoints.
 
2012-11-27 05:51:17 PM
You're supposed to report racism?
 
2012-11-27 05:51:25 PM

BSABSVR: Irish Examiner? Like I care what a bunch of drunken micks have to say about this. Go fight each other over your short dicks, paddy!


Yeah, f*ck those filthy potato-eating papists!
 
2012-11-27 05:51:45 PM
Fail to report racism TO WHOM? THIS JUST IN, I KNOW RACIST PEOPLE.
 
2012-11-27 05:53:12 PM
Racism is so 1950's. These days, all the cool kids are some flavor of phobic: homophobic, Islamophobic, hydrophobic, etc.
 
2012-11-27 05:53:50 PM
Bunch of crying Papists.
 
2012-11-27 05:54:56 PM
You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!
 
2012-11-27 05:55:15 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be letting in the Irish. Bloody hell will ensue.
 
2012-11-27 05:55:36 PM
What? I'm constantly being reported for racism. I bet it's the blacks and the jews telling on me.
 
2012-11-27 05:57:12 PM
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2012-11-27 05:57:25 PM

Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!


I heard The Wild Hunt is a cool movie, albeit creepy and similar to the 'D&D is satanic' Tom Hanks movie of the 80s.
 
2012-11-27 05:58:06 PM

Treygreen13: You're supposed to report racism?


As a dumbass yank, skateboarding Cali nutjob and a cracker-ass cracker, I wondered the same thing.

Someone made fun of me because I don't tan. To whom shall I report this racist, white person hating horror?
 
2012-11-27 06:01:02 PM
FTA:

The report will be launched by hurling legend Seán Óg Ó hAilpín today.

"Initial predictions suggest Seán will scream something unintelligible and throw the report at a wall."
 
2012-11-27 06:01:22 PM
 
2012-11-27 06:02:58 PM
www.mouthopenstoryjumpout.com

Aw, man...what did the dogs ever so to you?
 
2012-11-27 06:03:33 PM
xynix

2012-11-27 05:10:04 PM



They have a very serious credit system there as well and I had to have 3 banks and 2 previous landlords (we're talking 10+ years of documentation) to get a mortgage. Once that was done I needed similar stuff to get the rest of the crap hooked up. Moving overseas means your entire financial history is useless.


Oh wait till you come back to the States (if you ever come back). Your financial history in Ireland or wherever will also be utterly useless AND there is a high chance you will be regarded by US credit agencies as no more trustworthy than some deadbeat who recently declared personal bankruptcy.

US financial system doesn't take kindly to folks who "dissappear" for a few years and were working for foreign employers. Something I am learning now. Yay!!!
 
2012-11-27 06:04:05 PM
I know people that are trigots.
 
2012-11-27 06:04:37 PM

Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!


I have relatives who actually build long ships. For fun. I was born in California, so I do not understand the Norwegian mindset a lot of the time, but I can tell you that long ships are teh KEWL! I still wouldn't run around the woods with a battle axe while invoking Odin under his name "Valfar", Viking heritage (mom is straight outta Norway) or not. That sort of thing just doesn't seem too smart to me. You sure ain't getting me to drag a long ship to the next river, either. I'll be at the smoothie stand, thanks.

/urban wussie, I know
//totally down for kuub tournaments and axe throwing contests though
///got my own drinking horn and everything!
 
2012-11-27 06:07:49 PM
Just who the hell am I supposed to "report" racism to? Some other dumbass racist?

People who I used to respect often ruin it by talking and acting all racist around me then acting like I should be too.

I'm sick of assholes always trying to tell me about "Those damn Mexicans" this and "stinkin' Jews" that and then getting mad at me when I don't back up their ignorant, bigoted thoughts.

Sorry I don't hate minorities like you, Racists. Sorry I'm not an ignorant asshole like you, now please STFU about "The Blacks" already you dickhead
 
2012-11-27 06:09:06 PM

St_Francis_P: This is the first I've heard of discrimination against the Black Irish.


i201.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 06:09:53 PM

SirEattonHogg: Oh wait till you come back to the States (if you ever come back). Your financial history in Ireland or wherever will also be utterly useless AND there is a high chance you will be regarded by US credit agencies as no more trustworthy than some deadbeat who recently declared personal bankruptcy.

US financial system doesn't take kindly to folks who "dissappear" for a few years and were working for foreign employers. Something I am learning now. Yay!!!


In fact it wasn't that bad coming back.. I came back 5 years later and still had a decent credit rating of around 700 even though I had been inactive for 5 years. One thing I did was maintain two US bank accounts including an Etrade bank/moneymarket/stock account so I was never really "inactive." I simply used my parents address since they don't want to do business with ex pats.
 
2012-11-27 06:09:58 PM
Crackers say the darndest things!
 
2012-11-27 06:10:12 PM
Great, now I have Jens Lekman's 'black cab' in my head.
 
2012-11-27 06:13:21 PM
You have to report racism now? Who exactly do you report it to? The Department of Hugs?
 
2012-11-27 06:13:27 PM
Russle Brand picked up some illegals at a Home Depot for a spot on his show. He asked them if they couldn't find work in Mexico. None of them were from Mexico, I don't recall where they were from since all those South of USA countries are the same to me.

/One was Hondouras.
//See something say something.
 
2012-11-27 06:14:16 PM
Would the admins believe I see racism here on Fark, along with misogyny? Fark is just a few steps above a YouTube thread sometimes.
 
2012-11-27 06:15:36 PM
/oblig

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-27 06:16:04 PM
"cracker ass crackers" is ok but I get hit by the ban stick for quoting an ages old Michael Winslow Jimi Hendrix impersonation?
 
2012-11-27 06:16:07 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!

I have relatives who actually build long ships. For fun. I was born in California, so I do not understand the Norwegian mindset a lot of the time, but I can tell you that long ships are teh KEWL! I still wouldn't run around the woods with a battle axe while invoking Odin under his name "Valfar", Viking heritage (mom is straight outta Norway) or not. That sort of thing just doesn't seem too smart to me. You sure ain't getting me to drag a long ship to the next river, either. I'll be at the smoothie stand, thanks.

/urban wussie, I know
//totally down for kuub tournaments and axe throwing contests though
///got my own drinking horn and everything!


LOL I would most certainly be up for a longboat ride. I too have a drinking horn, don't all the cool kids? (from Aarhus Denmark)...Spent a month in 2010 touring the Baltic Sea, and by touring I mean visiting the sights by day and drinking every drop of beer, mead, kilju and akvavit I could. It saddens me that every time I try to bust out the drinking horn, my friend insists on shouting "What's in your wallet?" One day he will choke on his own blood as I drink. What is this kuub you speak of? I must google now.
 
2012-11-27 06:16:46 PM

St_Francis_P: This is the first I've heard of discrimination against the Black Irish.


cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com

Sicilians on the other hand...
 
2012-11-27 06:18:23 PM

JasonThomasX: Just who the hell am I supposed to "report" racism to? Some other dumbass racist?

People who I used to respect often ruin it by talking and acting all racist around me then acting like I should be too.

I'm sick of assholes always trying to tell me about "Those damn Mexicans" this and "stinkin' Jews" that and then getting mad at me when I don't back up their ignorant, bigoted thoughts.

Sorry I don't hate minorities like you, Racists. Sorry I'm not an ignorant asshole like you, now please STFU about "The Blacks" already you dickhead


I think the dudes at Stormfront would be very interested in your tales of racism. If you are white. Otherwise, they'll probably tell you to DIAF and call you some very nasty names.

/unless you are a black separatist, then they're totally down with ya to a point
//yeah, I lurk there so I can see which of the Heathenfolk are cool and which I choose to avoid
 
2012-11-27 06:19:11 PM

SirEattonHogg: Oh wait till you come back to the States (if you ever come back). Your financial history in Ireland or wherever will also be utterly useless AND there is a high chance you will be regarded by US credit agencies as no more trustworthy than some deadbeat who recently declared personal bankruptcy.

US financial system doesn't take kindly to folks who "dissappear" for a few years and were working for foreign employers. Something I am learning now. Yay!!!



Explain... can't you use a US credit card, keep a US bank account, and all that so it doesn't look like you were off the grid?
 
2012-11-27 06:20:00 PM
s3.roosterteeth.com
People say to me 'Ruckus'. I say 'Huh, who said that?' They say 'How do I make it to White Heaven?' Well, start by askin' yourself 'How is my relationship with the white man?' Do you celebrate the white man's goodness every day? Do you stop and thank the white man for the food you eat and the clothes you wear? Huh? Well, if you don't, you goin' to Hell. Now, I want everybody who isn't white to turn to a white person and say 'Thank you'.
 
2012-11-27 06:23:13 PM

Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!

I have relatives who actually build long ships. For fun. I was born in California, so I do not understand the Norwegian mindset a lot of the time, but I can tell you that long ships are teh KEWL! I still wouldn't run around the woods with a battle axe while invoking Odin under his name "Valfar", Viking heritage (mom is straight outta Norway) or not. That sort of thing just doesn't seem too smart to me. You sure ain't getting me to drag a long ship to the next river, either. I'll be at the smoothie stand, thanks.

/urban wussie, I know
//totally down for kuub tournaments and axe throwing contests though
///got my own drinking horn and everything!

LOL I would most certainly be up for a longboat ride. I too have a drinking horn, don't all the cool kids? (from Aarhus Denmark)...Spent a month in 2010 touring the Baltic Sea, and by touring I mean visiting the sights by day and drinking every drop of beer, mead, kilju and akvavit I could. It saddens me that every time I try to bust out the drinking horn, my friend insists on shouting "What's in your wallet?" One day he will choke on his own blood as I drink. What is this kuub you speak of? I must google now.


'Tis a really fun game! That really bad/not sure how I feel about it "feel sorry for Grendel" movie that I think was called "Beowulf and Grendel" had a scene with Grendel playing kuub with decapitated heads. Kinda like bowling, IMO. But like I mentioned previously, the Nordic mindset and entertainment methods aren't really my thing. For that, you would need my sister. I'll play the games, I've got the accoutrements, I've got the heritage, but most importantly, I'm a Cali girl and got the skateboard and the "OMG! whatevs dudes" attitude.

I (not so) secretly like the long ships though.
 
2012-11-27 06:27:18 PM
Aren't they really referring to racial discrimination? If nebulous concepts such as "racism" can get you reported to the policia, this world is kind of farked. What's next, getting turned in for being an a-hole, or a cheapskate?
 
2012-11-27 06:31:06 PM

xynix: I lived in Cork for years.. There was never any racism there except they didn't care for black people that came in from Africa a month before they were due and popped out a kid. Once that law was changed they didn't seem to mind Africans at all. Fairly tolerant people frankly unless your English or call Ireland "part of the UK" like a dumbass yank. Maybe it's become a new thing though since the Celtic Tiger is dead and people are hurting for money. Immigrants would certainly be a target to cast blame at instead of their own incompetent government.

When I moved there trying to get farking ANYTHING done was a feat. Gas, water, electricity, all a royal biatch to get hooked up right. It takes 3 farking years to build a house there because of all the incompetence. That's not racism or discrimination if 100% of the people are affected by the morons that run their utility system. I had to live in a hotel for 3 months while a finished house I had just purchased was "plugged into the system."

They have a very serious credit system there as well and I had to have 3 banks and 2 previous landlords (we're talking 10+ years of documentation) to get a mortgage. Once that was done I needed similar stuff to get the rest of the crap hooked up. Moving overseas means your entire financial history is useless.


Was considering moving to that mass of cold, rainy, over-taxed islands in a few years. Maybe not.
 
2012-11-27 06:32:17 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit:
I (not so) secretly like the long ships though.

 

The longships are coming!
 
2012-11-27 06:34:52 PM
downstairs

12-11-27 06:19:11 PM

SirEattonHogg: Oh wait till you come back to the States (if you ever come back). Your financial history in Ireland or wherever will also be utterly useless AND there is a high chance you will be regarded by US credit agencies as no more trustworthy than some deadbeat who recently declared personal bankruptcy.

US financial system doesn't take kindly to folks who "dissappear" for a few years and were working for foreign employers. Something I am learning now. Yay!!!


Explain... can't you use a US credit card, keep a US bank account, and all that so it doesn't look like you were off the grid?


5 years. Should have kept a US account and credit card. Did not. Reason was it was hard to maintain wihtout a US address or someone monitoring the account(s) and feeding it (hard to fund from a foreign source - regular monetary transfers between foreign banks are expensive). So I settled with a foreign account for years. Also had foriegn employers. Only thing keeping me on the grid was reporting to Uncle Sam (AKA the IRS).

I heard this was a factor with new immigrants to the US as well. Lack of credit history will get you refused on credit cards and loans (which the former happened to me when I got back). Anyhow, just fixing up the history again with responsible paying of bills, and credit card statements.
.
 
2012-11-27 06:36:00 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!

I have relatives who actually build long ships. For fun. I was born in California, so I do not understand the Norwegian mindset a lot of the time, but I can tell you that long ships are teh KEWL! I still wouldn't run around the woods with a battle axe while invoking Odin under his name "Valfar", Viking heritage (mom is straight outta Norway) or not. That sort of thing just doesn't seem too smart to me. You sure ain't getting me to drag a long ship to the next river, either. I'll be at the smoothie stand, thanks.

/urban wussie, I know
//totally down for kuub tournaments and axe throwing contests though
///got my own drinking horn and everything!

LOL I would most certainly be up for a longboat ride. I too have a drinking horn, don't all the cool kids? (from Aarhus Denmark)...Spent a month in 2010 touring the Baltic Sea, and by touring I mean visiting the sights by day and drinking every drop of beer, mead, kilju and akvavit I could. It saddens me that every time I try to bust out the drinking horn, my friend insists on shouting "What's in your wallet?" One day he will choke on his own blood as I drink. What is this kuub you speak of? I must google now.

'Tis a really fun game! That really bad/not sure how I feel about it "feel sorry for Grendel" movie that I think was called "Beowulf and Grendel" had a scene with Grendel playing kuub with decapitated heads. Kinda like bowling, IMO. But like I mentioned previously, the Nordic mindset and entertainment methods aren't really my thing. For that, you would need my sister. I'll play the games, I've got the accoutrements, I've got the heritage, but most importantly, I'm a Cali girl and got the skateboard and the "OMG! whatevs dudes" attitude.

I (not so) secretly like the long ships thou ...


Sorry about the "Omg whatevs dude" attitude, I hear they have a pill for that now.

Amazing how every culture manged to develop at least one game that could be played yet allowed you to always have a beer in one hand. Horseshoes, Bocce, Kuub, petanque and America's contribution; cornhole and ladder toss. I grew up in the Northeast and my Irish decent relegated me to horseshoes, as my Grandfather would say, "Throw them shoes well or I will send you over to play bocce with those weak armed WOPS!" (hey, this is still a tread about racism, right?)
 
2012-11-27 06:41:49 PM

Onkel Buck: Real Women Drink Akvavit:
I (not so) secretly like the long ships though. 

The longships are coming!


I just blasted that, because it is a new song to me, I love metal and because I could. Oh, and Thor's hammer! Yay, Heathens!

Long ships are so seriously cool. The relatives I have that build 'em can do it without so much as a printed plan, which I understand is the "traditional method". That makes sense, because if something broke on your ship you'd have to be able to repair it on the fly. Or on the row. Whatever.

/bets there are Nordic dudes out there that can restitch a tattered sail in a matter of mere minutes
 
2012-11-27 06:47:14 PM

Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: You expect me to deal with issues of racism??? I am still trying to mind bleach the fact that I now know what Nordic LARPing is thanks to the Geek Tab!! Racism....Fark me!

I have relatives who actually build long ships. For fun. I was born in California, so I do not understand the Norwegian mindset a lot of the time, but I can tell you that long ships are teh KEWL! I still wouldn't run around the woods with a battle axe while invoking Odin under his name "Valfar", Viking heritage (mom is straight outta Norway) or not. That sort of thing just doesn't seem too smart to me. You sure ain't getting me to drag a long ship to the next river, either. I'll be at the smoothie stand, thanks.

/urban wussie, I know
//totally down for kuub tournaments and axe throwing contests though
///got my own drinking horn and everything!

LOL I would most certainly be up for a longboat ride. I too have a drinking horn, don't all the cool kids? (from Aarhus Denmark)...Spent a month in 2010 touring the Baltic Sea, and by touring I mean visiting the sights by day and drinking every drop of beer, mead, kilju and akvavit I could. It saddens me that every time I try to bust out the drinking horn, my friend insists on shouting "What's in your wallet?" One day he will choke on his own blood as I drink. What is this kuub you speak of? I must google now.

'Tis a really fun game! That really bad/not sure how I feel about it "feel sorry for Grendel" movie that I think was called "Beowulf and Grendel" had a scene with Grendel playing kuub with decapitated heads. Kinda like bowling, IMO. But like I mentioned previously, the Nordic mindset and entertainment methods aren't really my thing. For that, you would need my sister. I'll play the games, I've got the accoutrements, I've got the heritage, but most importantly, I'm a Cali girl and got the skateboard and the "OMG! whatevs dudes" attitude.

I (not so) secretl ...


Hahahaha! I played horseshoes a couple times with some Southern type people (Okies!) and it actually took me a while to figure out what a "ringer" was and how to get one. I reverted to axe throwing contest method I use, took off my shoes, dug my big toe into the dirt when I figured where my "sweet spot" for throwing was and let 'er rip. I still didn't do too well, but at least I gave it a good go. I may have actually managed to blend with the Okies, too. Especially when I devastated the fried okra and sweet tea.

/likes Okies, really - they're very laid back folks
 
2012-11-27 06:47:15 PM
Since I am a minority and have been a victim of racism, I am NOT getting a kick out of these posts, etc.

When people say "racism" they commonly assume this means whites suppressing other races. Bull stuff, ALL races practice racism, but many are much more open about it than others. In south Texas where Hispanics are the majority, they routinely push whites out of jobs for which they are more qualified, demands special privileges and immunity from any laws they don't like---equal opportunity first on the list, immigration second.

Take race out of it and they fight over money, and if they are all so poor they have no money, they fight according to some physical characteristic: The Hutus who were short and stocky revolted and killed the Tutsis in Rwanda, who were tall and thin. The liberated slaves in Liberia quickly set up the equivalent of the old plantation system in their new land, and oppressed the natives every bit as badly as they themselves were oppressed when they were slaves.

Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.
 
2012-11-27 06:48:42 PM
This idea that we should be reporting on one another is a very bad idea.

Is racism against the law in Ireland?
 
2012-11-27 06:49:53 PM
Damn Scots ruined Scotland!
 
2012-11-27 06:50:52 PM
Insane Irish!
 
2012-11-27 06:53:31 PM

martid4: I know people that are trigots.


The left is Trigaphobic and that's just retarded
 
2012-11-27 06:54:23 PM
What's wrong with being racy?
 
2012-11-27 06:55:03 PM

Fano: Damn Scots ruined Scotland!


Screw you you limey bastard!!!
 
2012-11-27 06:56:20 PM

SalsaConQueso: Aren't they really referring to racial discrimination? If nebulous concepts such as "racism" can get you reported to the policia, this world is kind of farked. What's next, getting turned in for being an a-hole, or a cheapskate?


Put racism and society together and you get lynching, genocides, racial wars, and other things that make up some of the most shameful moments of mankind. Put assholes and society together and you get I dunno, New York City?
 
2012-11-27 06:57:05 PM

olddinosaur: Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.


Well, you are a liar.
 
2012-11-27 06:57:21 PM

olddinosaur: Since I am a minority and have been a victim of racism, I am NOT getting a kick out of these posts, etc.

When people say "racism" they commonly assume this means whites suppressing other races. Bull stuff, ALL races practice racism, but many are much more open about it than others. In south Texas where Hispanics are the majority, they routinely push whites out of jobs for which they are more qualified, demands special privileges and immunity from any laws they don't like---equal opportunity first on the list, immigration second.

Take race out of it and they fight over money, and if they are all so poor they have no money, they fight according to some physical characteristic: The Hutus who were short and stocky revolted and killed the Tutsis in Rwanda, who were tall and thin. The liberated slaves in Liberia quickly set up the equivalent of the old plantation system in their new land, and oppressed the natives every bit as badly as they themselves were oppressed when they were slaves.

Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.


I vaguely remember hearing about that tribal warfare in Rwanda (yeah, I'm a dumb Cali girl), but didn't realize it was over something so petty. I thought it was all political. Was it seriously over physical differences or tribal politics? Tribal politics happen everywhere and can be ugly. Before, I think it was Harald Fairhair, united the Norwegian tribes, raiding your neighbors was something you simply did because even thought they probably looked like you, they were a different family/tribe and therefore, they sucked. Shoot, there's even a bit of lore about a raid where some dudes stole "the jeweled eye" of a deity from a neighboring tribes temple. Since there was only one eye, I'm assuming it was a statue of Odin. Even desecration of holy sites, even of one of your own main deities, is not out of the realm of possibility when it comes to prejudice, I guess. But short vs tall? Wow. Just, wow. The mind, it boggles.

/easily boggled
 
2012-11-27 06:57:37 PM

olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.


That's because if a white person held the door for you, you'd say "why thank you, good sir".
If a black person held the door open for you, you'd scream that he was trying to stop you from voting.

Find me one single case of a Black Panther stopping somebody from voting. And if you're going to claim that a Black Panther stopped somebody from voting just from being there, well, you know the rest.
 
2012-11-27 07:02:12 PM

genner: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]


"Honky" is by far my favorite piece of racial slang, it makes me laugh whenever I hear it XD
 
2012-11-27 07:02:35 PM
When I lived in Europe, all the Africans I knew would incessantly take me to task for slavery, colonial abuses, etc.

They got pissed off as hell when I told them: My country has never held any colonies in Africa, neither I nor any of my ancestors have ever owned slaves---and I am NOT a "European," so quit calling me one!

They never got over the fact that I refused to feel guilty over something which was not my fault, and would not take the blame for something I had not done.

I am also acquainted with a lot of Indians, all of whom come from a country which was oppressed by the English, and none of whom hate my nation, at least not openly. British rule had its faults but it also brought democratic government, rule of law, the end of the caste system, a single national language and a national unity, none of which existed before. Now the Indians are kicking the pants off us in the global marketplace using the tools we gave them.

Africa won't make progress until it learns what India knows.
 
2012-11-27 07:05:23 PM

Fallout Boy: SalsaConQueso: Aren't they really referring to racial discrimination? If nebulous concepts such as "racism" can get you reported to the policia, this world is kind of farked. What's next, getting turned in for being an a-hole, or a cheapskate?

Put racism and society together and you get lynching, genocides, racial wars, and other things that make up some of the most shameful moments of mankind. Put assholes and society together and you get I dunno, New York City?


NYC? More like everything northeast of central Virginia! 

/also, I think your logic leads to a slippery slope kind of predicament
 
2012-11-27 07:06:49 PM
My previous employer has me on file as a racist and on the do not rehire list. I wasn't fired for it. I put on my two weeks notice and during my exit interview (aka: who can we blame for your wanting to leave this fine company), the HR woman asked me if the company was diverse enough for me. I said that i didn't give a rats ass about diversity as long as my coworkers and higher ups got their jobs via skills and qualifications and not because their last names sounded more ethnic than more qualified non-minorities.

She called me a racist, said that I was never to be hired back and was personally happy that it was my last day. She was also a white woman so I don't know how I could have offended her. Is it really wrong to say that it is more important that your boss got the job based on being the most qualified person for the job and not because your town has X% Hispanic and as a result are now actively rejecting non-hispanic manager applicants so the management level can also be around X% ( okay, worded badly, but they were rejecting applicants who were not Hispanic for that very reason). Honestly, it is not my problem any more.
 
2012-11-27 07:07:29 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.

That's because if a white person held the door for you, you'd say "why thank you, good sir".
If a black person held the door open for you, you'd scream that he was trying to stop you from voting.

Find me one single case of a Black Panther stopping somebody from voting. And if you're going to claim that a Black Panther stopped somebody from voting just from being there, well, you know the rest.


Hold up!!!.....lemme get some popcorn for this one......OK rage on......

Here we have a perfect example of two people voicing their heartfelt, albeit biased opinions and finding common ground to argue over. Ironic how, due to the anonymity of the internet, even without the luxury of having physical characteristics to point out in a negative manner, these two individuals are gearing up for a contentious battle of wits. You see kids, racism is just the manifestation of difference in opinion and natural competition where as one or both parties attempt to eliminate their perceived competition and use easily identifiable characteristics, like skin color, height, weight or eye color to delineate the bounds of their animosity. Lets watch what happens......

/Remember, we are all equal ......except Gingers, they are soulless demons!
 
2012-11-27 07:07:59 PM

olddinosaur: When I lived in Europe, all the Africans I knew would incessantly take me to task for slavery, colonial abuses, etc.

They got pissed off as hell when I told them: My country has never held any colonies in Africa, neither I nor any of my ancestors have ever owned slaves---and I am NOT a "European," so quit calling me one!

They never got over the fact that I refused to feel guilty over something which was not my fault, and would not take the blame for something I had not done.

I am also acquainted with a lot of Indians, all of whom come from a country which was oppressed by the English, and none of whom hate my nation, at least not openly. British rule had its faults but it also brought democratic government, rule of law, the end of the caste system, a single national language and a national unity, none of which existed before. Now the Indians are kicking the pants off us in the global marketplace using the tools we gave them.

Africa won't make progress until it learns what India knows.


Does India know how to bless the rains? DO THEY?
 
2012-11-27 07:09:47 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Onkel Buck: Real Women Drink Akvavit:
I (not so) secretly like the long ships though. 

The longships are coming!

I just blasted that, because it is a new song to me, I love metal and because I could. Oh, and Thor's hammer! Yay, Heathens!

Long ships are so seriously cool. The relatives I have that build 'em can do it without so much as a printed plan, which I understand is the "traditional method". That makes sense, because if something broke on your ship you'd have to be able to repair it on the fly. Or on the row. Whatever.

/bets there are Nordic dudes out there that can restitch a tattered sail in a matter of mere minutes


Glad you liked it. I play it at obscene volumes too. That guitar riff makes me want to break shiat!
 
2012-11-27 07:12:03 PM

Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.

That's because if a white person held the door for you, you'd say "why thank you, good sir".
If a black person held the door open for you, you'd scream that he was trying to stop you from voting.

Find me one single case of a Black Panther stopping somebody from voting. And if you're going to claim that a Black Panther stopped somebody from voting just from being there, well, you know the rest.

Hold up!!!.....lemme get some popcorn for this one......OK rage on......

Here we have a perfect example of two people voicing their heartfelt, albeit biased opinions and finding common ground to argue over. Ironic how, due to the anonymity of the internet, even without the luxury of having physical characteristics to point out in a negative manner, these two individuals are gearing up for a contentious battle of wits. You see kids, racism is just the manifestation of difference in opinion and natural competition where as one or both parties attempt to eliminate their perceived competition and use easily identifiable characteristics, like skin color, height, weight or eye color to delineate the bounds of their animosity. Lets watch what happens......

/Remember, we are all equal ......except Gingers, they are soulless demons!


As a Ginger, I would like to inform you we are not soulless. We have two souls. One for our hair, one for the rest of us. So go suck it, one-souled demon.
 
2012-11-27 07:15:36 PM

SalsaConQueso: olddinosaur: When I lived in Europe, all the Africans I knew would incessantly take me to task for slavery, colonial abuses, etc.

They got pissed off as hell when I told them: My country has never held any colonies in Africa, neither I nor any of my ancestors have ever owned slaves---and I am NOT a "European," so quit calling me one!

They never got over the fact that I refused to feel guilty over something which was not my fault, and would not take the blame for something I had not done.

I am also acquainted with a lot of Indians, all of whom come from a country which was oppressed by the English, and none of whom hate my nation, at least not openly. British rule had its faults but it also brought democratic government, rule of law, the end of the caste system, a single national language and a national unity, none of which existed before. Now the Indians are kicking the pants off us in the global marketplace using the tools we gave them.

Africa won't make progress until it learns what India knows.

Does India know how to bless the rains? DO THEY?


They have the Sankara stones, which bring life to the villages
 
2012-11-27 07:18:58 PM

Fano: SalsaConQueso: olddinosaur: When I lived in Europe, all the Africans I knew would incessantly take me to task for slavery, colonial abuses, etc.

They got pissed off as hell when I told them: My country has never held any colonies in Africa, neither I nor any of my ancestors have ever owned slaves---and I am NOT a "European," so quit calling me one!

They never got over the fact that I refused to feel guilty over something which was not my fault, and would not take the blame for something I had not done.

I am also acquainted with a lot of Indians, all of whom come from a country which was oppressed by the English, and none of whom hate my nation, at least not openly. British rule had its faults but it also brought democratic government, rule of law, the end of the caste system, a single national language and a national unity, none of which existed before. Now the Indians are kicking the pants off us in the global marketplace using the tools we gave them.

Africa won't make progress until it learns what India knows.

Does India know how to bless the rains? DO THEY?

They have the Sankara stones, which bring life to the villages


Thanks, but I percolate my coffee like an American, not instant like the rest of the world.
 
2012-11-27 07:26:28 PM

Fano: They have the Sankara stones, which bring life to the villages


Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us....
 
2012-11-27 07:27:38 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.

That's because if a white person held the door for you, you'd say "why thank you, good sir".
If a black person held the door open for you, you'd scream that he was trying to stop you from voting.

Find me one single case of a Black Panther stopping somebody from voting. And if you're going to claim that a Black Panther stopped somebody from voting just from being there, well, you know the rest.

Hold up!!!.....lemme get some popcorn for this one......OK rage on......

Here we have a perfect example of two people voicing their heartfelt, albeit biased opinions and finding common ground to argue over. Ironic how, due to the anonymity of the internet, even without the luxury of having physical characteristics to point out in a negative manner, these two individuals are gearing up for a contentious battle of wits. You see kids, racism is just the manifestation of difference in opinion and natural competition where as one or both parties attempt to eliminate their perceived competition and use easily identifiable characteristics, like skin color, height, weight or eye color to delineate the bounds of their animosity. Lets watch what happens......

/Remember, we are all equal ......except Gingers, they are soulless demons!

As a Ginger, I would like to inform you we are not soulless. We have two souls. One for our hair, one for the rest of us. So go suck it, one-souled demon.


Don't try your Jedi mind tricks on me demon!!! As the crotchfruit from a long line of Gingers, I was graced with a soul and thus have brown hair but I am privy to the secrets. Of course I wasn't smart enough to avoid the curse entirely; when I spend more than 5 mins in the sun, people start smelling bacon frying.
i1277.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 07:34:29 PM

bmihura: Was considering moving to that mass of cold, rainy, over-taxed islands in a few years. Maybe not.


Be prepared. In 5 years the hottest it got was 72 during the big euro heat wave. It rained from the time I moved there in Oct until March.. all day every day. You get between 11-20 days of sunshine a year. In 2004 or 5 it was 11 days. You can never go outside with a t-shirt unless you're in direct sunlight on those few sunny days.

You're taxed very heavily.. I was taxed 44%+17.5% VAT plus the incredible consumption taxes including a 15c per grocery bag tax. Every pack of smokes is taxed 8 euro, every beer is taxed 70c + the pub owner has to match that. If you own a car prepare for years of bullshiat to try and get a license. Prepare yourself to pay a lot of auto taxes if you have anything larger than a smart car. Etc etc etc until you're bored out of you're farking mind because you can't afford to leave the island and you're broke as fark so you cant even go to the pub. Lovely place really.
 
2012-11-27 08:00:46 PM
Are we talking actual "MY race is superior in EVERY way to ALL other races" racism, or merely bigotry?

Unless you are talking Klan or Farrakhan its probably just bigotry.
 
pla
2012-11-27 08:03:51 PM
Wait... Racism actually breaks the law in Ireland?

How... Farked... Up! You crazy Mick bastards! ;)

Seriously though - Shun racists. Mock them. Let them tell their stupid jokes to "out" themselves. But illegal? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? You can believe anything you want. You don't have the right to act on it, but I'd hang with a racist over someone an anti-thoughtcrimeist any day.
 
2012-11-27 08:06:38 PM
Is it racist if a man's wife yells something like 'oh yeah baby fark me with that big black ni**er c*ck!' during the filming of her scene in an amateur interracial wife breeding video? What if the black man calls her things like 'snowflake slut' and her husband things like 'honky a** white boy sissy biatch' while he's banging the guy's wife?

If he makes the husband tongue clean his seed out of the wife after he's done while saying 'yeah cracker, eat my ni**er c*m!' Is that more or less racist towards him or the husband or the wife? If the wife has an Irish accent does that make me as the producer more or less liable to be prosecuted?

The series is called 'reparation wives'. The premise is that the wives are doing black guys as reparations for slavery so I'm thinking that good deed should cancel out the use of racial epithets in the dialog. The series is to be announced at the AVN expo at Vegas in January but now I'm wondering if they need to be re-edited to avoid my being reported to whoever which could affect the release date.


/*SPOILER ALERT* They're really doing just because they love the BBC
//What a twist!
///FYI That's big black c*ck not the British broadcasting company
\The more you know
\\See you in Vegas!
 
2012-11-27 08:08:49 PM
Sometimes I think about walking around door to door holding a dictionary, passing out some pamphlets and asking people "Have you accepted total farking ignorance as your personal cause and path?"
 
2012-11-27 08:10:43 PM

SalsaConQueso: Aren't they really referring to racial discrimination? If nebulous concepts such as "racism" can get you reported to the policia, this world is kind of farked. What's next, getting turned in for being an a-hole, or a cheapskate?


And even outright discrimination often isn't worth a report. I've been the victim of it multiple times because I'm white. It's never been a big enough issue to care about, why make a case out of it?
 
2012-11-27 08:11:23 PM
Over the years doing things with my GF and her friends, they would often revert to their native language for difficult concepts. Every now and again some dipshiat thinks they can verbally attack them for not speaking english, not realising I am with them.

It's no use wasting reason or politeness on racists, just turn the tables and make *them* be the ones to feel unsafe.

"Are they talking to you shiat for brains? I don't thinks so, so shut the fark up" and get in their faces.
 
2012-11-27 08:14:59 PM
Eight out of ten people fail to report racism

So, we're now required to report people whose opinions differ from Obama?

//
 
2012-11-27 08:17:46 PM

olddinosaur: Since I am a minority and have been a victim of racism, I am NOT getting a kick out of these posts, etc.

When people say "racism" they commonly assume this means whites suppressing other races. Bull stuff, ALL races practice racism, but many are much more open about it than others. In south Texas where Hispanics are the majority, they routinely push whites out of jobs for which they are more qualified, demands special privileges and immunity from any laws they don't like---equal opportunity first on the list, immigration second.

Take race out of it and they fight over money, and if they are all so poor they have no money, they fight according to some physical characteristic: The Hutus who were short and stocky revolted and killed the Tutsis in Rwanda, who were tall and thin. The liberated slaves in Liberia quickly set up the equivalent of the old plantation system in their new land, and oppressed the natives every bit as badly as they themselves were oppressed when they were slaves.

Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.


that's cause white folks are much smarter... instead of physical presence, they rigged the entire voting system. What 100000 black panthers can do 1 white attorney general of a state can do the same with the tip of his pen. If it wasn't for voter supression, good ole Mitt would've lost even more than what happened.
 
2012-11-27 08:20:13 PM

Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.

That's because if a white person held the door for you, you'd say "why thank you, good sir".
If a black person held the door open for you, you'd scream that he was trying to stop you from voting.

Find me one single case of a Black Panther stopping somebody from voting. And if you're going to claim that a Black Panther stopped somebody from voting just from being there, well, you know the rest.

Hold up!!!.....lemme get some popcorn for this one......OK rage on......

Here we have a perfect example of two people voicing their heartfelt, albeit biased opinions and finding common ground to argue over. Ironic how, due to the anonymity of the internet, even without the luxury of having physical characteristics to point out in a negative manner, these two individuals are gearing up for a contentious battle of wits. You see kids, racism is just the manifestation of difference in opinion and natural competition where as one or both parties attempt to eliminate their perceived competition and use easily identifiable characteristics, like skin color, height, weight or eye color to delineate the bounds of their animosity. Lets watch what happens......

/Remember, we are all equal ......except Gingers, they are soulless demons!

As a Ginger, I would like to inform you we are not soulless. We have two souls. One for our hair, one for the rest of us. So go suck it, one-souled demon.

Don't try your Jedi mind tricks on me demon!!! As the crotchfruit from a long line of Gingers, I was graced with a soul and thus have brown hair but I am privy to the secrets. Of course I wasn't smart enough to avoid the curse entirely; when I spend more than 5 mins in the sun, people start smelling bacon frying.
[i1277.photobucket.com image 450x398]


My son and I have apparently stolen many souls. I will always remember gettin' all gussied up to go out, only to have to walk through a black-lit hallway going into the club and a friend spying my freckles shining through my makeup in the lighting. She thought it was cute, I was horrified.

The secret is out!! Dammit. Now I'm going to have to kill one of my very few female friends. Or at least devour her soul. It's always good to have a spare.
 
2012-11-27 08:20:31 PM
wait... is racism a crime in ireland? omg it is. wow.
 
2012-11-27 08:22:32 PM
Black Scots still ok.

www.tfportal.de
 
2012-11-27 08:24:58 PM
I fookin' hate Pikeys.
 
2012-11-27 08:28:42 PM

Butthurted: except Gingers, they are soulless demons!


The demon sex thread is a couple doors down.

Link
 
2012-11-27 08:28:44 PM
Luckily, the other 2 out of 10 report that almost everything is racist, regardless of whether or not it really is.
 
2012-11-27 08:33:50 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: wait... is racism a crime in ireland? omg it is. wow.


There are actually anti-hate laws in many European countries. "Hate speech" can getcha into trouble. Burning down a church in Norway seems to get you street cred in some subcultures (black metal, anyone?), though. I do not understand. I like when people sling hateful speech. I then know who to avoid.

Sad to say, my religion seems to attract racists. I went to one moot (it's a Nordic/Germanic Heathen gathering thing) where there were more hails to Hitler than to any deities. I've basically been a solitary ever since, though I do know some upstanding, honorable Heathens. I just can't bring myself to hang with them for religious purposes, just in case they go all wonky on me. Friendship if they're cool? Sure! I like having friends! Anything else, I'll be over here, drinking from my horn, watching quietly and staying clear. Definitely leaving if I even hear the name "Hitler" or references to the 14 words.

/agnostic anyway
//just got the Forn Sed/Nordisk Sed thing goin' on as well 
///still sad about what I feel is corruption of a noble faith
 
2012-11-27 08:33:59 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:

...


So if I understand you correctly...... black light can be used to identify THEM. And here I am walking around with holy water and garlic. Man, do I feel silly.

I never knew about the make-up/black-light deal....I just always knew it made every piece of lint on my suit stand out.
 
2012-11-27 08:42:06 PM

zzrhardy: Over the years doing things with my GF and her friends, they would often revert to their native language for difficult concepts. Every now and again some dipshiat thinks they can verbally attack them for not speaking english, not realising I am with them.

It's no use wasting reason or politeness on racists, just turn the tables and make *them* be the ones to feel unsafe.

"Are they talking to you shiat for brains? I don't thinks so, so shut the fark up" and get in their faces.


Does anyone ever reply "Am I talking to you shiat for brains? I dont think so, so shut the fark up" ?
 
2012-11-27 08:43:02 PM

Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:

...

So if I understand you correctly...... black light can be used to identify THEM. And here I am walking around with holy water and garlic. Man, do I feel silly.

I never knew about the make-up/black-light deal....I just always knew it made every piece of lint on my suit stand out.


I never knew about it either! Maybe it was the type of makeup I was wearing. Maybe it was a super secret Ginger detection device. Who knows? All I know is I was horribly outed as a Ginger in an environment where I should have been able to steal souls with ruthless abandon. They also did not serve booze there, as it was one of those sucky "all ages" clubs I was tricked into entering. Can you imagine my horror? My nefarious plans, destroyed by a lack of alcohol and the fact my freckles were showing through enough makeup I was a step away from having to use spackling equipment to apply it!

/plans to steal a soul or two tonight
//or just get drunk with my sister
 
2012-11-27 08:46:24 PM
I'm extremely offended by the C-word used in the Fark headline! The word whip C'ers is a hateful term used to describe whites. Whip C'er is a horrible thing to call someone. Seeing those words brings back many scary terrifying images of something that happened many years ago, or so I was told. That headline is despicable, the person that wrote the headline is a RACIST!
 
2012-11-27 08:47:56 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:

...

So if I understand you correctly...... black light can be used to identify THEM. And here I am walking around with holy water and garlic. Man, do I feel silly.

I never knew about the make-up/black-light deal....I just always knew it made every piece of lint on my suit stand out.

I never knew about it either! Maybe it was the type of makeup I was wearing. Maybe it was a super secret Ginger detection device. Who knows? All I know is I was horribly outed as a Ginger in an environment where I should have been able to steal souls with ruthless abandon. They also did not serve booze there, as it was one of those sucky "all ages" clubs I was tricked into entering. Can you imagine my horror? My nefarious plans, destroyed by a lack of alcohol and the fact my freckles were showing through enough makeup I was a step away from having to use spackling equipment to apply it!

/plans to steal a soul or two tonight
//or just get drunk with my sister


And scars, I look like a moth eaten lamp shade concealing an aircraft landing light, under a black light.
 
2012-11-27 09:03:45 PM

Loren: SalsaConQueso: Aren't they really referring to racial discrimination? If nebulous concepts such as "racism" can get you reported to the policia, this world is kind of farked. What's next, getting turned in for being an a-hole, or a cheapskate?

And even outright discrimination often isn't worth a report. I've been the victim of it multiple times because I'm white. It's never been a big enough issue to care about, why make a case out of it?


Speaking as a non-white person, your first mistake is responding like a white person. You should have made a huge stink about what happened, called the news, called the splc, hunger striked, and quit working.
 
2012-11-27 09:09:23 PM

thisisarepeat: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:

...

So if I understand you correctly...... black light can be used to identify THEM. And here I am walking around with holy water and garlic. Man, do I feel silly.

I never knew about the make-up/black-light deal....I just always knew it made every piece of lint on my suit stand out.

I never knew about it either! Maybe it was the type of makeup I was wearing. Maybe it was a super secret Ginger detection device. Who knows? All I know is I was horribly outed as a Ginger in an environment where I should have been able to steal souls with ruthless abandon. They also did not serve booze there, as it was one of those sucky "all ages" clubs I was tricked into entering. Can you imagine my horror? My nefarious plans, destroyed by a lack of alcohol and the fact my freckles were showing through enough makeup I was a step away from having to use spackling equipment to apply it!

/plans to steal a soul or two tonight
//or just get drunk with my sister

And scars, I look like a moth eaten lamp shade concealing an aircraft landing light, under a black light.


I did not know that, either! I have a scar above one eye from a car accident when I was in my teens. No one has ever mentioned it before, though. It's not very big, so maybe they didn't notice it, since my freckles are very noticeable, I guess. That little scar looks more like a dent in my head (hurrrr) than anything cool like "I was wounded in battle with a crazy, one-armed homeless dude who was armed with a broken beer bottle. the battle was long and hard, but I prevailed. RAWR!!!". I also lost almost all of my upper teeth in that same accident and now have an "upper plate", which also is very noticeable in contrast to natural teeth in black light environments. Man, I am just a chubby little hot mess of neurosis, scars/old injuries and drunken midnight game tournaments with my sis. I'm cool with the last one. The first two can be awkward at times.

/I'll keep the third, thanks
 
2012-11-27 09:17:00 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: thisisarepeat: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Butthurted: The Jami Turman Fan Club: olddinosaur:

...

So if I understand you correctly...... black light can be used to identify THEM. And here I am walking around with holy water and garlic. Man, do I feel silly.

I never knew about the make-up/black-light deal....I just always knew it made every piece of lint on my suit stand out.

I never knew about it either! Maybe it was the type of makeup I was wearing. Maybe it was a super secret Ginger detection device. Who knows? All I know is I was horribly outed as a Ginger in an environment where I should have been able to steal souls with ruthless abandon. They also did not serve booze there, as it was one of those sucky "all ages" clubs I was tricked into entering. Can you imagine my horror? My nefarious plans, destroyed by a lack of alcohol and the fact my freckles were showing through enough makeup I was a step away from having to use spackling equipment to apply it!

/plans to steal a soul or two tonight
//or just get drunk with my sister

And scars, I look like a moth eaten lamp shade concealing an aircraft landing light, under a black light.

I did not know that, either! I have a scar above one eye from a car accident when I was in my teens. No one has ever mentioned it before, though. It's not very big, so maybe they didn't notice it, since my freckles are very noticeable, I guess. That little scar looks more like a dent in my head (hurrrr) than anything cool like "I was wounded in battle with a crazy, one-armed homeless dude who was armed with a broken beer bottle. the battle was long and hard, but I prevailed. RAWR!!!". I also lost almost all of my upper teeth in that same accident and now have an "upper plate", which also is very noticeable in contrast to natural teeth in black light environments. Man, I am just a chubby little hot mess of neurosis, scars/old injuries and drunken midnig ...


I have a few scars from a well spent youth but my makeup does a great job of concealing them....
i1277.photobucket.com

/of course it takes more than cold cream to remove it after a night out.
 
2012-11-27 09:22:17 PM
cracker-ass cracker

That's Saltine-American to you.
 
2012-11-27 09:27:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 10:24:18 PM
It isn't so much racism as being smart. Those people in Cork know a bit about how race thing has evolved in the US, and would be perfectly happy to see them marched back to where they belong.

Every 4th US movie since the 90s is racist, as well as most major TV series.
Who do we report this to?

Fact is, most people are too stupid speak, let alone understand racism, and reverse racism.
 
2012-11-27 11:13:01 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 12:03:16 AM
Is this like how 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
 
2012-11-28 12:20:55 AM

olddinosaur:
Closer to home, Black Panthers with clubs showed up at many polling places to try to stop people from voting.

\\\ I didn't see any white people do that.



They were actually Klansmen in blackface
 
2012-11-28 12:24:09 AM
Did no one watch the videos embedded in the article?
Racism isn't the issue.

The issue is, Cork has too many Taxi drivers!!!!
 
2012-11-28 12:34:08 AM
Everybody on Fark is a racist, according to the Obama Administration. Which gets it's political orders from MSNBC
 
2012-11-28 02:54:22 AM
What's that? You don't want to associate with me?

YOU'RE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS!! I'M REPORTING YOU!! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!!
 
2012-11-28 07:08:20 AM

Treygreen13: You're supposed to report racism?


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2012-11-28 09:05:32 AM
Fail to report racism? Are they going to cry to mommy that some other boy said mean things to them?
 
2012-11-28 11:35:18 AM
does that include the white sheeple that giggle at the stabby dave chapelle skits ?
 
2012-11-28 01:54:55 PM

olddinosaur:
I am also acquainted with a lot of Indians, all of whom come from a country which was oppressed by the English, and none of whom hate my nation, at least not openly. British rule had its faults but it also brought democratic government, rule of law, the end of the caste system, a single national language and a national unity, none of which existed before. Now the Indians are kicking the pants off us in the global marketplace using the tools we gave them.


Hmm... bold for citation needed.
 
2012-11-29 05:08:07 PM

SultanofSchwing: You have to report racism now? Who exactly do you report it to? The Department of Hugs?


The thought police.

/1984, knockin' on your door...
//not obscure to Spirit fans.
 
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