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(NFL)   The Dallas Cowboys, apparently sick of Jerry Jones, wants Barack Obama to remove him from power   (nfl.com) divider line 29
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2012-11-27 05:39:50 PM
If only...
 
2012-11-27 05:40:28 PM
Get out of here with that weak-ass attempt at a Cowboys thread.

You might normally get 20-30 posts out of me for a Cowboys thread. But I'd rather talk about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual than some random guy's e-petition to Barack Obama about Jerry Jones.

Everybody has said pretty much everything there is to say about Jerry.
 
2012-11-27 05:44:57 PM
So.... What exactly do you know about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual then?
 
2012-11-27 05:47:21 PM
Well, I guess they must really believe that Obama is a communist if they think he can seize a private organization for public use... well outside of eminent domain, but even then he would only be able to seize Jerryworld, not the Cowboys.
 
2012-11-27 05:49:25 PM

Analgesic: So.... What exactly do you know about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual then?


I fear I've said too much.

/show me what you got, what you got Raji
 
2012-11-27 05:55:08 PM
I think Barry has more important targets to deal with in his own backyard.

www.nypost.com
 
2012-11-27 05:59:34 PM
HEadline make, brains, hurts
 
2012-11-27 06:01:37 PM

degenerate-afro: Well, I guess they must really believe that Obama is a communist if they think he can seize a private organization for public use... well outside of eminent domain, but even then he would only be able to seize Jerryworld, not the Cowboys.


The state of Maryland tried it a day and a half before the Baltimore Colts skipped town 30 years ago. It got through one house of the state legislature hence the team moving overnight, before the state could follow through on their plans.
 
2012-11-27 06:14:41 PM
I'll just leave this here... >.>

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 06:18:52 PM

Captain Steroid: I'll just leave this here... >.>

[i1182.photobucket.com image 600x377]


I've got one!

www.majhost.com 

/no clue where the hell it came from.
 
2012-11-27 06:19:54 PM
That would be some of the Dallas Cowboys FANS, subby. Not the entire organization.

And even though this is dumber than the secession petitions, it'll probably still get more signatures.
 
2012-11-27 06:24:27 PM
And it's already been taken down
 
2012-11-27 06:46:58 PM

Treygreen13: Analgesic: So.... What exactly do you know about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual then?

I fear I've said too much.

/show me what you got, what you got Raji


Ok, that made me LOL

/And now that jingle is stuck in my head
 
2012-11-27 06:58:45 PM
I LIKE Jerry Jones owning the Cowboys. He's made so many perfect seasons for the Eagles. Bear in mind, a perfect season is 2-14, with the 2 wins against the Cowboys.
 
2012-11-27 07:03:38 PM
And the Jets fans wants Obama to remove Mark Sanchez from the lineman's ass like Mark was the sword of Excalibur.
 
2012-11-27 07:10:53 PM
This just goes to show you what kind of stupid shiat the morans in this country, and especially Texas, think the POTUS has the power to do.

I listen to all of these mouth-breathers who hate that a Black dude is the President talk like Obama is some un-elected dictatorial tyrant who can and will come down from his Ivory (or maybe they'd say "ebony") Tower to enforce his will upon some trivial bullshiat way beyond his actual control.

Most of these people should have payed attention in goddamn Grade School Social Studies classes when they explained the extent of our President's powers, then maybe they wouldn't keep trying to convince myself and others that Obama can't wait to swoop down on his Black Helicopter, take all our guns (I'm farked, don't even own a gun!) and round us into internment/reeducation camps.

Most people could stand to be rounded up into "First Education Camps" but they obviously learned farking nothing from when they already did this to us a children
 
2012-11-27 07:20:34 PM
Stupid headline is stupid
 
IP
2012-11-27 07:40:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I LIKE Jerry Jones owning the Cowboys. He's made so many perfect seasons for the Eagles. Bear in mind, a perfect season is 2-14, with the 2 wins against the Cowboys.


www.lab1663.net
 
2012-11-27 07:55:24 PM
I generally enjoy seeing the Cowboys fail as much as the next guy, but lately, I dunno, it's just not the same. They need a good play-off run or two to get my hate motor running again.
 
2012-11-27 07:56:14 PM

JasonThomasX: This just goes to show you what kind of stupid shiat the morans in this country, and especially Texas, think the POTUS has the power to do.

I listen to all of these mouth-breathers who hate that a Black dude is the President talk like Obama is some un-elected dictatorial tyrant who can and will come down from his Ivory (or maybe they'd say "ebony") Tower to enforce his will upon some trivial bullshiat way beyond his actual control.

Most of these people should have payed attention in goddamn Grade School Social Studies classes when they explained the extent of our President's powers, then maybe they wouldn't keep trying to convince myself and others that Obama can't wait to swoop down on his Black Helicopter, take all our guns (I'm farked, don't even own a gun!) and round us into internment/reeducation camps.

Most people could stand to be rounded up into "First Education Camps" but they obviously learned farking nothing from when they already did this to us a children


LOL

You're taking it way too seriously.

The petition for the White House honey ale recipe was quite cool. And the White House actually responded to it without the 25000 signatures required to earn an official response, which is all that's really promised by that website - a response.

Thanks for the laugh, though - I needed it.
 
2012-11-27 07:57:17 PM

JasonThomasX: payed attention in goddamn Grade School Social Studies classes


Also fifth grade grammar classes, amirite?
 
2012-11-27 08:31:59 PM

Treygreen13: Analgesic: So.... What exactly do you know about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual then?

I fear I've said too much.


YA THINK?
 
2012-11-27 08:55:31 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: I generally enjoy seeing the Cowboys fail as much as the next guy, but lately, I dunno, it's just not the same. They need a good play-off run or two to get my hate motor running again.


i feel the same way about the Raiders now that Creepy Al is gone.
 
2012-11-27 11:42:58 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: I generally enjoy seeing the Cowboys fail as much as the next guy, but lately, I dunno, it's just not the same. They need a good play-off run or two to get my hate motor running again.


I'd be happy if they opted for 2008 Detroit Lions style fail for five straight reasons rather than any play off runs, but then, I am a fan of the Redskins.
 
2012-11-28 12:40:50 AM

Slow To Return: JasonThomasX: This just goes to show you what kind of stupid shiat the morans in this country, and especially Texas, think the POTUS has the power to do.

I listen to all of these mouth-breathers who hate that a Black dude is the President talk like Obama is some un-elected dictatorial tyrant who can and will come down from his Ivory (or maybe they'd say "ebony") Tower to enforce his will upon some trivial bullshiat way beyond his actual control.

Most of these people should have payed attention in goddamn Grade School Social Studies classes when they explained the extent of our President's powers, then maybe they wouldn't keep trying to convince myself and others that Obama can't wait to swoop down on his Black Helicopter, take all our guns (I'm farked, don't even own a gun!) and round us into internment/reeducation camps.

Most people could stand to be rounded up into "First Education Camps" but they obviously learned farking nothing from when they already did this to us a children

LOL

You're taking it way too seriously.

The petition for the White House honey ale recipe was quite cool. And the White House actually responded to it without the 25000 signatures required to earn an official response, which is all that's really promised by that website - a response.

Thanks for the laugh, though - I needed it.


It was almost funny until you realize that it is a real person taking up oxygen on this planet.
 
2012-11-28 02:57:25 AM

Treygreen13: Analgesic: So.... What exactly do you know about BJ Raji's taint-shaving ritual then?

I fear I've said too much.

/show me what you got, what you got Raji


You mean like GM?
 
2012-11-28 12:48:56 PM

JasonThomasX: This just goes to show you what kind of stupid shiat the morans in this country, and especially Texas, think the POTUS has the power to do.


Actually, the petition was started by a guy in Georgia, so you can fark off, gator-breath.
 
2012-11-28 02:40:49 PM

Di Atribe: JasonThomasX: This just goes to show you what kind of stupid shiat the morans in this country, and especially Texas, think the POTUS has the power to do.

Actually, the petition was started by a guy in Georgia, so you can fark off, gator-breath.


Yeah, a guy in Fort Benning. I'll go with "Soldier from Texas" for 800 Alex.
 
2012-11-28 05:05:34 PM

devildog123: Yeah, a guy in Fort Benning. I'll go with "Soldier from Texas" for 800 Alex.


Yeah. Cowboys fans only live in Texas. You got me.
 
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