I'll work as a telephone sanitizer for free if I got to do it on Mars.

The first requirement is everyone has to believe in climate change, and not be against it.

Coelacanth: During the Bush administration, I had some friends in banquets & catering here in Las Vegas who told me about national 'Shining City in the Sky' meetings where conservatives discussed a seven year plan colonizing Mars they called 'The Rapture'. My flies on the wall also told me about the potential colonists' plans to push the Martian moons Deimos and Phobos out of orbit and drop them on the Earth to start tribulations.

A struggling colony some how getting not one, but two moons to have enough Delta V to break Martian orbit and traverse all the way back to Earth. A clandestine meeting that occurs in, of all possible secure locations available to the government, Las Vegas. An evil, diabolical plan of almost impossible scale calling for the destruction of the Earth being planned by people who are intelligent enough to pull it off yet use random help with no security checks to make sure they can keep their mouth shut. Said people leaving said planning information in view of said help. And somehow it's Bush's fault.

I'll call Art Bell and let him know what's going on right now! But don't worry, they'll get us all with chemtrails and fluoride first!

\if the colony works, I'll be happy here knowing that the species is safe from an event at a single place extinguishing us. But I'm not going to volunteer to be there. Colonies have a history of bad stuff happening in them.
\\Now, if there's a FTL ship I can sign on to the crew of that's a different story.

HA! I just raked my lawn... I'm going to have a fortune!

I laughed my butt off subby, I should get out of my bath soon the waters getting cold.

Wamphyr: I want fire that can be fitted nasally.

Yes, but what color should it be?

I want fire that can be fitted nasally.

Yeah, sure, this SEEMS like a good idea, but we're gonna be up a creek when that phone-borne plague hits...

I will get started making the documentary

I shall begin stuffing my pockets with leaves

Well played subby

/need a sandwich maker?