Coelacanth: During the Bush administration, I had some friends in banquets & catering here in Las Vegas who told me about national 'Shining City in the Sky' meetings where conservatives discussed a seven year plan colonizing Mars they called 'The Rapture'. My flies on the wall also told me about the potential colonists' plans to push the Martian moons Deimos and Phobos out of orbit and drop them on the Earth to start tribulations.
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