Nadie_AZ: Someone set us up the bomb!
Shadow Blasko: Move 'ZIG'.
Twilight Farkle: Shadow Blasko: Move 'ZIG'.For great justice.But seriously. Who in their right minds would trust the security of their PC to the sort of product likely to be developed by the sort of company a bank would contract to write a proprietary, closed-source, executable client?Bank VP of Fraud: Guys, we're really getting reamed with these ID theft losses.Bank VP of Security: Then let's tell our clients to secure their desktops.Bank VP of Marketing: Yay! We can put our branded client on their desktop, for security!Bank CTO: *facepalm* No, you idiot, it means we need to encourage our customers to practise safe computing.Bank CEO: Overruled. Let's contract with some third-party developer to develop something custom for us!Third-party dev: And now that we've got the contract, we can outsource the development to third-world coders. That's how you bankers do support, right?Bankers (in unison): Right!
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