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(MLive.com)   "Super drunk" and driving the wrong way down a one-way street while wearing a purple Teletubby costume is no way to go through life, son. Especially if you're one of the Detroit Red Wings' top prospects   (mlive.com) divider line 11
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2012-11-27 06:52:03 PM  
And underage, and carrying your teammate's ID, and not being a citizen. Bad times.
2012-11-27 07:15:32 PM  

tom servo bit me: And underage, and carrying your teammate's ID, and not being a citizen. Bad times.

Luckily for him, he's a white pro athlete. He's untouchable.
2012-11-27 07:49:47 PM  
Tinky-winky?? Really?! Did he have the purse and everything? Because that would be awesome. Especially if he does end up playing for Detroit. Instead of throwing octopus on the ice they can throw Tubby Toast.

Seriously though, this is the only 15 minutes this guy is going to get now. He will probably go home and work at a local ice rink giving lessons for minimum wage, and won't even be allowed to drive the Zamboni.
2012-11-27 08:44:53 PM  
This is the best hockey story I can get now? And it has to be a Red Wings player? I can't catch a break apparently...
2012-11-27 09:45:00 PM  
He should have been wearing this...

More of her here!
2012-11-27 09:50:17 PM  
Sounds like he passed part of the audition. Next is to come out jail a virgin.
2012-11-27 10:41:25 PM  
He might as well, it's not like the NHL is going to exist after this year
2012-11-28 12:20:58 AM  

thesharkman: He should have been wearing this...

More of her here!

You made my night with that post. Thank you.
2012-11-28 02:30:47 AM  
I remember the Red Wings... They used to be in that NHL league. :P
2012-11-28 08:48:31 AM  
Did Patrick Kane get traded?
2012-11-28 11:40:11 AM  
It's nice to know that there's now a distinction in drunkenness. And 'super drunk' I have been!!!
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