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(People Magazine)   Anna Nicole Smith's 6 year old daughter makes her modeling debut. Some are surprised, while some find it "unremarkable"   (celebritybabies.people.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Dannielynn, Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead, Emme, special meaning, Kate Gosselin, Jennifer Lopez  
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2012-11-27 04:48:44 PM  
Some people are just born with a silver spoon in their nose.
 
2012-11-27 04:54:07 PM  
* thread
 
2012-11-27 05:31:20 PM  
Do girls that young really need to be wearing miniskirts?
 
2012-11-27 05:52:09 PM  

brap: Some people are just born with a silver spoon in their nose. whores

 
2012-11-27 05:52:57 PM  
Take your seats
 
2012-11-27 05:59:33 PM  
FTA: Not only was her late mother named the face of the brand in 1992, but it marks the first time GUESS has tapped the child of a former model.

Usually they just tap child models...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 06:37:43 PM  

cretinbob: brap: Some people are just born with a silver spoon in their nose. whores


Dude she's 6
 
2012-11-27 07:17:54 PM  
So 12 years until Playboy?
 
2012-11-27 07:21:40 PM  

Sid_6.7: So 12 years until Playboy?


Well, we do have a little bit to change the law. You can fark at 16 with an adult, but you can't be a stripper at 16
 
2012-11-27 07:50:24 PM  

styckx: cretinbob: brap: Some people are just born with a silver spoon in their nose. whores

Dude she's 6


Which makes it worse. There's more to whoring than sex. This kid isn't making her own decisions, others are doing that for her, and making money off her. It's pretty farking sick.
 
2012-11-27 08:13:34 PM  
Aw shiat. It must suck to have had ANS as a mom, only for her to die tragically and end up in the dubious guardianship of god knows what exploitative relatives. I'm having a hard time finding the lulz on this one.
 
2012-11-27 08:15:56 PM  
Well....so much for her childhood.
 
2012-11-27 08:21:15 PM  

cman: Sid_6.7: So 12 years until Playboy?

Well, we do have a little bit to change the law. You can fark at 16 with an adult, but you can't be a stripper at 16


userserve-ak.last.fm "Says who?"
 
2012-11-27 08:23:32 PM  

LonMead: cman: Sid_6.7: So 12 years until Playboy?

Well, we do have a little bit to change the law. You can fark at 16 with an adult, but you can't be a stripper at 16

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 349x480] "Says who?"


IDs are meant for disenfranchising blacks at the polling booth, not to keep our dicks in our pants.
 
2012-11-27 08:23:42 PM  

LonMead: cman: Sid_6.7: So 12 years until Playboy?

Well, we do have a little bit to change the law. You can fark at 16 with an adult, but you can't be a stripper at 16

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 349x480] "Says who?"


Legally one cannot strip at 16
 
2012-11-27 08:25:50 PM  
Came for people making fun of her name. Dannielynn Birkhead.
 
2012-11-27 08:35:15 PM  
and all the money she earns will be put aside for her...

/hey look, a flying pig
 
2012-11-27 08:36:09 PM  
Having your picture taken (wearing clothes) does not destroy your childhood.
 
2012-11-27 08:36:41 PM  

Brick-House: and all the money she earns will be put aside for her...

/hey look, a flying pig


This wit is sorely missed in the Poli Tab.
 
2012-11-27 08:49:31 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Having your picture taken (wearing clothes) does not destroy your childhood.


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-27 08:51:56 PM  
Exploit your kids for profit! Rob them of their childhood and cash in!
 
2012-11-27 09:31:17 PM  
I heard she's already trying to hook up with 28 year olds.
 
2012-11-27 09:39:07 PM  

brap: Some people are just born with a silver spoon in their nose

unremarkable anus.
 
2012-11-27 09:47:23 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Having your picture taken (wearing clothes) does not destroy your childhood.


Basically, this. Besides, she's going to be a tabloid blurb even if it's "Anna Nicole Smith's daughter is straight A student" so modeling for a single ad isn't going to raise her profile much.
 
2012-11-27 10:27:00 PM  
Well, she's no Honey Boo Boo, but...
 
2012-11-27 11:17:02 PM  

ArkAngel: Do girls that young really need to be wearing miniskirts?


Why do you find a short skirt on a little girl sexy?
 
2012-11-27 11:38:35 PM  
Doesn't she look a LOT like Chloe Moretz?
 
2012-11-27 11:52:10 PM  
She looks like Hit Girl.
 
2012-11-28 12:42:14 AM  

majestykelf: Doesn't she look a LOT like Chloe Moretz?


Yes, but not to the point where I'd post a reminder in Outlook to alert me when she turns 18 like I've done with Chloe.
 
2012-11-28 12:43:05 AM  

majestykelf: Doesn't she look a LOT like Chloe Moretz?


Zombie Hitler: She looks like Hit Girl.


14 minute separation in posts. No excuses. To the shame mobile, Zombie Hitler.
 
2012-11-28 03:21:27 AM  
very good reference, subby
 
2012-11-28 08:28:24 AM  

Father_Jack: very good reference, subby


You BOTH need to have a seat over there ......
 
2012-11-28 10:38:24 AM  
majestykelf

Doesn't she look a LOT like Chloe Moretz?

Uncannily. I don't see the big deal with a kid modeling kid's clothes. You can't have a grown-up do it... Unless they're a midget.
 
2012-11-28 01:26:40 PM  

GibbyTheMole: majestykelf

Doesn't she look a LOT like Chloe Moretz?

Uncannily. I don't see the big deal with a kid modeling kid's clothes. You can't have a grown-up do it... Unless they're a midget.


No kidding. Plus, it's a cute ad where a kid looks like a *kid*, it's not like they're trying to make her look "sexy" like some companies do with their ads.
 
2012-11-29 02:28:52 PM  
So, are most people ignoring the reference or is this obscure?
 
2012-11-29 03:49:04 PM  

olddeegee: So, are most people ignoring the reference or is this obscure?


I think most are just ignoring it, seeing as how the story is about a 6-year-old
 
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