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(WIVB)   Man accused of stealing Tim Allen's car. Authorities confirmed that it was Allen's car because it needed MORE POWER, HO HO HO HO   (wivb.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-27 05:43:52 PM
that and the generous amounts of cocaine on the dashboard, passenger seat, under the floorboards, in the wheel wells, and a trunk full of dead hookers
 
2012-11-27 05:44:15 PM
I guess it's back to jail for him.
HO HO HO HO HO
 
2012-11-27 05:50:59 PM
Did they check Tim's car for hidden cocaine?
 
2012-11-27 05:58:28 PM
That show was about as funny as hemorrhoids.
 
2012-11-27 06:02:42 PM
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2012-11-27 06:06:14 PM

Ebenator: That show was about as funny as hemorrhoids.


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It wasn't all bad.
 
2012-11-27 06:08:22 PM
I got so sick of my dad doing that grunting bit. I actually grew to appreciate it, however, when he started dropping the "Git-r-Done" stuff though.
 
2012-11-27 06:34:52 PM
I watched Home Improvement with my family growing up in the 90's, it holds some pretty cheesy great memories for me.

My wife and I tried his new show. Season 1 gave us a few laughs, showed promise, Season 2 so far has sucked ass. I keep forgetting to cancel the DVR scheduled recording.
 
2012-11-27 06:37:49 PM
customized 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS ?


that's a mom car
 
2012-11-27 06:43:52 PM
Is this really the best the guys he snitched out on could come up with after all these years?
 
2012-11-27 06:53:16 PM
goddammit subby i read that in Tim Allen's voice and almost spit out my capicola sandwich.
 
2012-11-27 07:11:41 PM

pottie: customized 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS ?


that's a mom car


I remember when he acquired that car. It's all souped up with a full 454 and suspension upgrades. It's mom's car if you want her to die in it.
 
2012-11-27 07:18:52 PM
Man I had a thing for Patricia Richardson. I thought she was sexy as hell.

/seriously.
 
2012-11-27 07:27:51 PM
Are they sure it isn't Jon Voight's car?
 
2012-11-27 07:30:46 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Are they sure it isn't Jon Voight's car?


Excuse me. I believe it's John Voight. 

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2012-11-27 08:28:01 PM
Nobody steals Tim Allen's car on my watch.

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2012-11-27 08:32:46 PM

xenomorpheus: pottie: customized 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS ?


that's a mom car

I remember when he acquired that car. It's all souped up with a full 454 and suspension upgrades. It's mom's car if you want her to die in it.



Lipstick on a pig my friend

/you've never seen my mom drive
 
2012-11-27 10:21:29 PM

gregario: Man I had a thing for Patricia Richardson. I thought she was sexy as hell.

/seriously.


It's not just you, dude. I was a young man when that show was on, and she was MILF as all get-out. Not sure what it was about her. It certainly wasn't just visual sex appeal. She just had the vibe of a woman whose screams during an orgasm would peel the paint off of walls.
 
2012-11-27 11:06:49 PM

dickfreckle: gregario: Man I had a thing for Patricia Richardson. I thought she was sexy as hell.

/seriously.

It's not just you, dude. I was a young man when that show was on, and she was MILF as all get-out. Not sure what it was about her. It certainly wasn't just visual sex appeal. She just had the vibe of a woman whose screams during an orgasm would peel the paint off of walls.


Yup! Many kittens died because of her!
 
2012-11-28 02:48:09 AM

StrikitRich: Did they check Tim's car for hidden cocaine?


Car that needs more power with cocaine inside... was it a DeLorian?
 
2012-11-28 07:09:39 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: dickfreckle: gregario: Man I had a thing for Patricia Richardson. I thought she was sexy as hell.

/seriously.

It's not just you, dude. I was a young man when that show was on, and she was MILF as all get-out. Not sure what it was about her. It certainly wasn't just visual sex appeal. She just had the vibe of a woman whose screams during an orgasm would peel the paint off of walls.

Yup! Many kittens died because of her!


THIS. Speaking of TV/movie mom types, I've always had a crush on Bonnie Hunt. Even when I was kid, never figured it out. She's still a foxy MILF
 
2012-11-28 09:12:09 AM

Ebenator: That show was about as funny as hemorrhoids.

 

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2012-11-28 10:19:48 AM
A Chevy Impala SS needed more power? I thought they had Corvette engines in them....
 
2012-11-28 10:15:30 PM
He's got a pretty neat collection. I really dig his F-100 pickup though.
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