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(CNN)   Buffett wants Dimon to be Treasury chief; also wants to score some Van Halen tickets, preferably something in the first ten rows   (money.cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Warren Buffett, Jamie Dimon, treasuries, Charlie Rose, trading loss, financial regulatory reform, JPMorgan Chase & Co., treasury secretary  
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355 clicks; posted to Business » on 27 Nov 2012 at 6:53 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-27 05:55:24 PM  
Yeah... How about no.
 
2012-11-27 06:57:59 PM  
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last quarter. You fell in love with that girl at Lehman Brothers, you bought forty billion dollars worth of farkin' stocks, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own the bank!
 
2012-11-27 07:30:12 PM  
I had nineteen pairs last week
 
2012-11-27 07:33:20 PM  
the dream police da da da na na na na!
 
2012-11-27 07:54:16 PM  
I come here for the strudel.
 
2012-11-27 07:59:14 PM  
As FDR said when he appointed Kennedy to head up the SEC "Takes one to catch one,"
 
2012-11-27 08:42:25 PM  
We're talking Jimmy Buffett, right? Cuz I hear he smoked a lot of dope and drank a lot. That would make sense.
 
2012-11-27 09:49:01 PM  

Nick Nostril: We're talking Jimmy Buffett, right? Cuz I hear he smoked a lot of dope and drank a lot.


He made enough money to buy Miami.
 
2012-11-27 09:56:32 PM  
Is the same Jamie Dimon whose failure to supervise his own employees lost the company $6B? Yeah, he's the the guy I want overseeing a financial regulatory agency - for sure. How about Sheila Bair, who actually, you know, regulated a few banks out of existence? Or Nouriel Roubini, a guy who'd push for Glass Steagall v2.0?
 
2012-11-27 10:33:28 PM  
Dimon such a shiatweasel. I like Buffett, but I'm going with "No" on this one.

/Ask ten Wall St/Hedge Fund CEOs who they don't want to see as SecTres, and appoint that person.
//Or ask Geithner who he wants to replace him.
 
2012-11-27 11:17:32 PM  
Dimon David Lee Roth?
 
2012-11-28 09:02:29 AM  
And Michael Vick for Dogcatcher!
 
2012-11-28 09:23:34 AM  

PainInTheASP: I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last quarter. You fell in love with that girl at Lehman Brothers, you bought forty billion dollars worth of farkin' stocks, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own the bank!


/tip of the hat

//well done
 
2012-11-28 10:53:05 AM  
Wow! Does Buffet really live here? I thought he just flew in for games!
 
2012-11-28 01:29:33 PM  
He'll never be approved for the job, especially once they find out he banged Stacy behind Rat's back.
 
2012-11-28 03:38:32 PM  
No. Last year JPMORGAN made record profits ($19 billion) and just one month later they held worker raises at 2% because "Europe is soft." Folks making more than 100k got NO RAISE and NO BONUS. fark him.
 
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