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(The Smoking Gun)   Do not not misplace your galpal's latex penis, it could escalate into an ironing board assault   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 76
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2012-11-27 02:06:12 PM  
All I know is that if I ever "misplace" or break Mrs. Love Zombie'shiatachi Magic Wand, I'd better be buying a new one before the day is out. An ironing board aimed at my head would probably be the least of my worries.
 
2012-11-27 02:07:00 PM  
HAHA filterpwnt. Never seen it break HTML before. Go me.
 
2012-11-27 02:17:09 PM  
They're doing it wrong.

Yesterday, I broke the iron, and my wife assaulted me with a strap-on.
 
2012-11-27 02:29:25 PM  
 
2012-11-27 02:30:25 PM  
It's funny because her name is Latoya, right?
 
2012-11-27 02:30:49 PM  

markie_farkie: They're doing it wrong.

Yesterday, I broke the iron, and my wife assaulted me with a strap-on.


A win-win really. Why iron when you can hang clothes on pegs?
 
2012-11-27 02:31:45 PM  
♫ Rubber dickey, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun... ♫
 
2012-11-27 02:32:37 PM  
FTFA: "The Rock Hill Police Department report offers no further information on the whereabouts of Donaldson's detachable latex penis. "

Ok; which one of you wrote this!
 
2012-11-27 02:33:32 PM  
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
 
2012-11-27 02:35:07 PM  
This seems like no-brainer advice...

/ "roomies", huh?
// suuuurrre....
/// NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-27 02:35:10 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

He was once a thug from around the way. Eazy!
 
2012-11-27 02:35:50 PM  
Haha! My wife doesn't need any sex toys because I am sexually fulfilling in every way!

/false
 
2012-11-27 02:37:10 PM  
Do not not misplace your galpals latex penis, it could escalate into an ironing board assault

Only if it's really pressing.
 
2012-11-27 02:37:51 PM  
Why would a lesbian need a detachable latex penis ?
She could swing both ways and get the real deal.
 
2012-11-27 02:38:07 PM  

blatz514: oblig


Came here for the King Missile reference. Left happy.
 
2012-11-27 02:40:06 PM  

markie_farkie: They're doing it wrong.

Yesterday, I broke the iron, and my wife assaulted me with a strap-on.


Me too!
 
2012-11-27 02:41:05 PM  

cig-mkr: Why would a lesbian need a detachable latex penis ?


For the same reason vegetarians need "Tofurky".
 
2012-11-27 02:42:49 PM  

iheartscotch: FTFA: "The Rock Hill Police Department report offers no further information on the whereabouts of Donaldson's detachable latex penis. "

This is going to make for the most interesting Nancy Grace show ever!

Wait, what color is the missing detachable penis?

 
2012-11-27 02:43:15 PM  
If they like penis, why not just use a real one?
 
2012-11-27 02:43:54 PM  

cig-mkr: Why would a lesbian need a detachable latex penis ?
She could swing both ways and get the real deal.


Most lesbians are not avoiding penis, they are avoiding the assholes attached to them.


/assholes like me
 
2012-11-27 02:44:02 PM  
i293.photobucket.com
keeps things stiff
 
2012-11-27 02:44:08 PM  
Does just having one make one more violent?
Ask any woman.
 
2012-11-27 02:44:53 PM  

WhippingBoy: markie_farkie: They're doing it wrong.

Yesterday, I broke the iron, and my wife assaulted me with a strap-on.

Me too!


Eww, I hope she wiped it off before she did you.
 
2012-11-27 02:45:03 PM  
If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.
 
2012-11-27 02:46:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.


strike that...if she even starts looking for one I am out...wtf
 
2012-11-27 02:51:06 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.

strike that...if she even starts looking for one I am out...wtf


Wait.....


.....What?
 
2012-11-27 02:53:52 PM  

iheartscotch: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.

strike that...if she even starts looking for one I am out...wtf

Wait.....


.....What?


Read the article. One of the girl's brother got into the fight. WTF was he still doing around?
 
2012-11-27 02:54:06 PM  
The Rock Hill Police Department report offers no further information on the whereabouts of Donaldson's detachable latex penis

Check St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
 
2012-11-27 02:56:15 PM  
Neck tattoo. It's like a bullhorn that screams "batshiat/criminal".
 
2012-11-27 02:57:02 PM  
I know what happened to it:

NSFW?
 
2012-11-27 02:57:22 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: iheartscotch: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.

strike that...if she even starts looking for one I am out...wtf

Wait.....


.....What?

Read the article. One of the girl's brother got into the fight. WTF was he still doing around?



Filming?
 
2012-11-27 02:58:14 PM  
did anyone check the brother?
 
2012-11-27 03:00:16 PM  
We all know a simple latex penis is not worth fighting over. Vibrator? Nana will cut a biatch if you steal her rabbit.
 
2012-11-27 03:00:30 PM  

stu1-1: I know what happened to it:

NSFW?


Holy fark, that's some pretty good stuff right there! That thing had to be 3 feet long.
 
2012-11-27 03:00:44 PM  
Detachable from what?
 
2012-11-27 03:02:40 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: iheartscotch: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: If I am ever over at my sisters and she starts going ballistic because she can't find her dildo I am leaving and never, ever going back.

strike that...if she even starts looking for one I am out...wtf

Wait.....


.....What?

Read the article. One of the girl's brother got into the fight. WTF was he still doing around?


I still don't see what that has to do with your sister; unless she likes other girls.

/ nttawwt
 
2012-11-27 03:02:46 PM  
I wonder if lesbians have the same deal when it comes to toys when the relationship ends. I had a pocket thumper I used on a gf and when it was over I tried to tell her to just take it, it's not like when I find another gf she'll be thrilled to hear I used it on other women.
 
2012-11-27 03:03:47 PM  

Captain Darling: Detachable from what?


Google image search with safe-search disabled:

vac-u-lock
 
2012-11-27 03:04:13 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Just a wild guess here but I think Arteesha Donaldson MAY have done time in prison before.
 
2012-11-27 03:06:02 PM  
 
2012-11-27 03:06:15 PM  
If only there was a subset of the human species that had real penises for women to enjoy.
 
2012-11-27 03:08:49 PM  

blatz514: stu1-1: I know what happened to it:

NSFW?

Holy fark, that's some pretty good stuff right there! That thing had to be 3 feet long.


What I'm wondering is why the cops felt they needed to confiscate it,
 
2012-11-27 03:08:50 PM  

abhorrent1: If they like penis, why not just use a real one?


http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xfudgw_jessie-j-do-it-like-a-dude_m usic NSFW because of some lady touching.

Or google the lyrics for "do it like a dude". Lulz.

/not lesbian
//chick in video bangable?
///chick in video bangable.
 
2012-11-27 03:11:27 PM  

stu1-1: blatz514: stu1-1: I know what happened to it:

NSFW?

Holy fark, that's some pretty good stuff right there! That thing had to be 3 feet long.

What I'm wondering is why the cops felt they needed to confiscate it,


Maybe it was loaded.
 
2012-11-27 03:12:42 PM  
How about refining it to a simpler rule subby? "Do NOT stick your dick, real OR artificial, in crazy"
 
2012-11-27 03:15:15 PM  
Biatch hit me wif a smoove!
 
2012-11-27 03:15:20 PM  

stu1-1: blatz514: stu1-1: I know what happened to it:

NSFW?

Holy fark, that's some pretty good stuff right there! That thing had to be 3 feet long.

What I'm wondering is why the cops felt they needed to confiscate it,


Maybe they brought it.

"I said test KIT...KIT!. These new radios suck."
 
2012-11-27 03:18:16 PM  
A Thanksgiving Day argument over a misplaced sex toy...

i do love the holidays!
 
2012-11-27 03:19:40 PM  

Corvus: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x411]
Just a wild guess here but I think Arteesha Donaldson MAY have done time in prison before.


M.C. Hammer has REALLY let himself go.
 
2012-11-27 03:21:59 PM  
Heh. I saw someone get between her and this biatch's skrimps down at the Golden Corral. Brother was going to need a bigger ironing board.
 
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