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(Live Science)   Every time you laugh out loud, you're really worshipping Satan   (livescience.com) divider line 83
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2012-11-27 02:01:37 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-27 02:04:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 02:04:50 PM  
Lucifer, out load
 
2012-11-27 02:05:11 PM  
m0vie.files.wordpress.com

Dude dont care
 
2012-11-27 02:09:39 PM  
I thought it stood for "lots of love". As in, "Billy, your great aunt Margaret passed away this morning. LOL"
 
2012-11-27 02:10:18 PM  
Why is this on LiveScience? And why does it reference farking Reddit?
 
2012-11-27 02:10:26 PM  
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-27 02:10:52 PM  
Another article about a Reddit post, eh? I'll wait for the article from LiveScience (or TechNewsDaily) summarizing the Fark comments about the "LOL" article.

/leftover lettuce
 
2012-11-27 02:11:05 PM  
LOL!

secretarcana.com
 
2012-11-27 02:12:20 PM  
Hail Lord Satan.

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 02:13:33 PM  

fisker: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x1133]


www.minutiagallery.com
 
2012-11-27 02:14:08 PM  
I thought it was Little Old Ladies..... They are teh debil
 
2012-11-27 02:16:58 PM  
So we change it to GOL? or JOL? FSMOL?
 
2012-11-27 02:17:50 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net 

It's Lord now
 
2012-11-27 02:17:56 PM  
LMAO = Lucifer My Ass Oh
 
2012-11-27 02:17:59 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: fisker: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x1133]

[www.minutiagallery.com image 300x375]


It's Richard Branson!
 
2012-11-27 02:18:55 PM  
This is just the common courtesy of a reach around, internet style.
 
2012-11-27 02:18:59 PM  
KISS=Knights In Satan's Service, from 80's era bible camp.

Of course Bible camp changed my life. I saw my first pair of live boobies, smoked my first joint and got my joint smoked by the owner of the boobies at that same camp.

If that's not a religious experience I don't know what is.

In my young mind I came to believe that there is a God and he really really likes me.
 
2012-11-27 02:19:35 PM  
Huh.

All this time I thought it meant "Lovers Only Lubricant"
 
2012-11-27 02:20:50 PM  
If you mean Lucifer Our Lord when you write "LOL" then you are worshiping Satan. If you don't then you aren't.

As Pinhead as eloquently put it, "It is not hands that summon us. It is desire".
 
2012-11-27 02:23:37 PM  
ROFLMAO = "Rise Our Friend Lucifer, Master And Overlord!"
 
2012-11-27 02:27:53 PM  
Not sure if satire.
 
2012-11-27 02:28:51 PM  
Lunatic Fringe.
 
2012-11-27 02:29:52 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Smoky Dragon Dish: fisker: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x1133]

[www.minutiagallery.com image 300x375]

It's Richard Branson!


I think you said the same thing the last time I posted that.

Here's another...

www.jesus-withyoualways.com
 
2012-11-27 02:32:35 PM  
i thought BRB was Bathroom Break
 
2012-11-27 02:32:39 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: I thought it stood for "lots of love". As in, "Billy, your great aunt Margaret passed away this morning. LOL"


Not sure if you're trying to be snarky but I've seen this before. Local news station had some story about some car accident where a few people died and someone wrote about how they knew the family and how the person will be missed and then ended with LOL. The firestorm of comments that followed was LOL funny, I don't think that person will ever post comments again.
 
2012-11-27 02:33:41 PM  
Why do you always have to stand over a contractors shoulder to get the job done?

www.jesus-withyoualways.com
 
2012-11-27 02:34:36 PM  
You know, ever since about 1995 when AOL tards flooded onto the real internet with that awful acronym, I hated it with a fiery, burning passion.

I still refuse to type it. Laughter is, and always has been, haha+.

Now I might have to, just to troll super-loony evangelicals.

Man, the sacrifices I make for the lulz.
 
2012-11-27 02:35:19 PM  
No, no, no; they've got it all wrong. It's "fLOur gLuten": you're endorsing seitan, not Satan.
 
2012-11-27 02:35:20 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i thought BRB was Bathroom Break


Beelzebub Right By

LOL, Moran.
 
2012-11-27 02:35:48 PM  
RIP = Religion Instigating Pedophilia
ETC = Eating The Christians
TGIF = The God Is False
 
2012-11-27 02:42:11 PM  

DemonEater: You know, ever since about 1995 when AOL tards flooded onto the real internet with that awful acronym, I hated it with a fiery, burning passion.

I still refuse to type it. Laughter is, and always has been, haha+.

Now I might have to, just to troll super-loony evangelicals.

Man, the sacrifices I make for the lulz.


Eternal September? Not so sure...

I seem to remember seeing LOL/ROFL well before 1995 on IRC... but that was awhile ago...
 
2012-11-27 02:42:23 PM  

JinxofSpades: [imageshack.us image 533x461]


Lucifer, our Lord Welcomes Unholy Terrors
 
2012-11-27 02:43:14 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Here's another...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 02:44:48 PM  
That's why the good Christians over at ebaumsworld have opted for "lulz" to distance themselves from such vile terms.

/lawl
 
2012-11-27 02:44:59 PM  
LM BUTTOCKS OFF.
 
2012-11-27 02:45:45 PM  

ProfessorOhki: That's why the good Christians over at ebaumsworld have opted for "lulz" to distance themselves from such vile terms.

/lawl


Love Unto Lord Zeus?
 
2012-11-27 02:47:13 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: I seem to remember seeing LOL/ROFL well before 1995 on IRC... but that was awhile ago...


I think there was some leakage as former AOL users moved to real ISPs, but the real flood came once that modified winsock came out. I do know that LOL was branded an AOLism and was an insta-ban in some channels I frequented.
 
2012-11-27 02:49:51 PM  
Wait, are these pictures of Jesus hanging out with people doing mundane things a serious thing? I know I've seen them before on FARK, but in a humorous manner.
 
2012-11-27 02:51:05 PM  
What about names like NATASHA?
 
2012-11-27 02:53:00 PM  
I read the whole article, and the whole article amounted to "some dude posted a pic on r/atheism"

Is there a bigger trend here, or is Live Science really just reposting stuff from reddit?

/that gets greenlit on Fark...
 
2012-11-27 02:54:44 PM  

russlar: Not sure if satire.


Which makes it a fine example of Poe's Law. But in Times like this its important not to forget the corrollary rule known as Coe's Law which states that cabbage, carrots, pickle juice and mayonaise can be combined to make a tasty side dish to serve with BBQ
 
2012-11-27 02:56:47 PM  
Laughter Mocks GOD!
wfnameoftherose.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-27 03:02:40 PM  
could not find the pope joke that ends why the face
 
2012-11-27 03:03:31 PM  

jonny_q: I read the whole article, and the whole article amounted to "some dude posted a pic on r/atheism"

Is there a bigger trend here, or is Live Science really just reposting stuff from reddit?

/that gets greenlit on Fark...


Citogenesis in action. In a week, it will be commonly accepted fact.
 
2012-11-27 03:04:45 PM  
defiledcurator.com
 
2012-11-27 03:06:42 PM  
Well, duh! No matter what I'm doing, I'm really worshipping Satan
 
2012-11-27 03:08:09 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Wait, are these pictures of Jesus hanging out with people doing mundane things a serious thing? I know I've seen them before on FARK, but in a humorous manner.


Yes. Although I don't see Jesus hanging out with Scientists. LOL!
 
2012-11-27 03:09:56 PM  
WWJD = We Worship Jersey Devils.

theshadowlands.net
 
2012-11-27 03:13:34 PM  

WorkingInParadise: WWJD = We Worship Jersey Devils.

[theshadowlands.net image 168x285]


UNCLE DADDY! UNCLE DADDY! LOL LOL

a0.twimg.com
 
2012-11-27 03:15:39 PM  
I thought it was just the product of a clever HTML tag indicating the poster was mentally deficient.
 
2012-11-27 03:16:57 PM  

obamadidcoke: got my joint smoked by the owner of the boobies at that same camp.


So people who are quick to comment are promiscuous?
 
2012-11-27 03:22:04 PM  

JinxofSpades: [imageshack.us image 533x461]


LUCIFER OUR LORD, WORLD UNTO THEE!
 
2012-11-27 03:26:35 PM  
Somebody hit the Mescaline again.
 
2012-11-27 03:28:30 PM  
SCUBA= School Children Ululate Beelzebub's Approval
 
2012-11-27 03:32:08 PM  
Nurglitch I thought it was just the product of a clever HTML tag indicating the poster was mentally deficient.

HTML = Hail The Malevolent Lucifer It's all around us! Christians should stay off the internet.
 
2012-11-27 03:35:48 PM  
Did Kay Perry's family write this article?

I heard her say on the Graham Norton show that her parents were totally FREAKED by anything with the word "devil" in its name....like Underwood Deviled Ham, or Dirt Devil, or a thousand other totally innocuous products.
 
2012-11-27 03:37:16 PM  
KATY, not Kay.

Blast it all, just thinking of those lovely dirty pillows caused me to spell her name incorrectedlee.
 
2012-11-27 03:38:39 PM  
ROFLSHISTC: Rise, Our Foul Lord, Strike Hard In Satan's Terrible Countenance

Smoky Dragon Dish: DemonEater: You know, ever since about 1995 when AOL tards flooded onto the real internet with that awful acronym, I hated it with a fiery, burning passion.

I still refuse to type it. Laughter is, and always has been, haha+.

Eternal September? Not so sure...

I seem to remember seeing LOL/ROFL well before 1995 on IRC... but that was awhile ago...


I recall ROFL and variations on it (see above) From Fidonet from at least 1994, as well as things enclosed in what became HTML tags to indicate grinning, etc.
 
2012-11-27 03:51:33 PM  
Well according to my local deli, LOL stands for "Land O'Lakes."
 
2012-11-27 04:00:16 PM  

Parallax: Well according to my local deli, LOL stands for "Land O'Lakes."


I want to see that receipt, "1lb LOL Butter"
 
2012-11-27 04:03:48 PM  

JinxofSpades: [imageshack.us image 533x461]


img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-27 04:08:25 PM  

fruitloop: Another article about a Reddit post, eh? I'll wait for the article from LiveScience (or TechNewsDaily) summarizing the Fark comments about the "LOL" article.

/leftover lettuce


I used to work for LiveScience. I am more ashamed as time goes on, and they post more and more stupid articles.

/Won't take it off my resume, but still.
 
2012-11-27 04:33:45 PM  
images.wisegeek.com

HAIL SATIN!
 
2012-11-27 04:49:27 PM  
i112.photobucket.com

HAIL KITTEN!
 
2012-11-27 05:04:28 PM  
Oh hey! A religious fanatic said something stupid...

gee... we're all so surprised by this unexpected turn.
 
2012-11-27 05:07:03 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Hail Statin
 
2012-11-27 05:12:21 PM  
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!

roadsidejesus.com
 
2012-11-27 05:27:00 PM  

Cybernetic: [images.wisegeek.com image 425x418]

HAIL SATIN!


I had a prof that every time he pronounced the word Satin he pronounced it Satan.

There was some computer UI or HMI stuff that had an acronym of S.A.T.I.N. Wish I could remember it.
 
2012-11-27 05:42:35 PM  

meat0918: Cybernetic: [images.wisegeek.com image 425x418]

HAIL SATIN!

I had a prof that every time he pronounced the word Satin he pronounced it Satan.

There was some computer UI or HMI stuff that had an acronym of S.A.T.I.N. Wish I could remember it.


Silly Acronym That Isn't Necessary?
 
2012-11-27 05:45:00 PM  
Joke's on you, I'm worshiping Satan even when I'm not laughing out loud, LOL.
 
2012-11-27 05:45:24 PM  
I thought Lucifer was a mortal with too-big britches, and not the nemesis of the Christian deity...?
 
2012-11-27 05:46:13 PM  
www.smidgeindustriesltd.com
 
2012-11-27 05:47:10 PM  

Parallax: meat0918: Cybernetic: [images.wisegeek.com image 425x418]

HAIL SATIN!

I had a prof that every time he pronounced the word Satin he pronounced it Satan.

There was some computer UI or HMI stuff that had an acronym of S.A.T.I.N. Wish I could remember it.

Silly Acronym That Isn't Necessary?


There are a lot of those in computer science.
 
2012-11-27 05:54:13 PM  

Magorn: Laughter Mocks GOD!
[wfnameoftherose.files.wordpress.com image 440x247]


Came to post this...
 
2012-11-27 06:03:02 PM  

Smidge204: [www.smidgeindustriesltd.com image 543x335]


Excrement!
 
2012-11-27 06:52:30 PM  

Cybernetic: [images.wisegeek.com image 425x418]

HAIL SATIN!


I once saw a church sign that said: "MAN CANNOT SERVE TWO MASTERS - IS IT GOD OR SATIN"
 
2012-11-27 06:58:16 PM  
this is proof we need more jobs (any jobs) -- to stop morons from sitting around in their apartments actively thinking about stupid f*cking sh*t like this. put a mop in their hand, not a keyboard.
 
2012-11-27 07:26:19 PM  
LORDS OF LIGHT!
AIIIIIIIYEEEEE!
 
2012-11-27 07:48:18 PM  
Can't find the comic, but it was a satirical comic that showed Satan as interested in US politics so much, that he entered the Presidential race as a Republican, and he considered himself "A God-fearing inmortal, and devoted to family values".

His rival was Bill Clinton, so it's fairly old now.
 
2012-11-28 03:04:34 AM  
They are mostly a joyless lot anyway so let them foam at the mouth over this, it will make me giggle in a slightly evil manner.
 
2012-11-28 03:05:23 AM  
"'LOL stands for 'Lucifer our Lord.' Satanists end their prayers by saying Lucifer our Lord,' in short, "LOL.' Every time you type 'LOL' you are endorsing Satan."

Of course it does. Just like how KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service and AC/DC stands for Anti Christ Devil Child

/is joking, if you can't tell
 
2012-11-28 12:00:36 PM  
IJSMP...LOL!!
 
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