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(The Smoking Gun)   32-year-old California man may be banned from attending upcoming Rolling Stones concerts   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 65
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2012-11-27 02:02:59 PM
See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.
 
2012-11-27 02:08:58 PM
Well at least he didn't eat his face.
 
2012-11-27 02:26:11 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.


THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.
 
2012-11-27 03:26:33 PM
I don't think that's what was meant by "got busy".
 
2012-11-27 03:30:28 PM
...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.
 
2012-11-27 03:34:47 PM
Just how many more Stones concerts do you think there'll be?

/Keith's going to disintegrate sooner or later
 
2012-11-27 03:57:14 PM
Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.
 
2012-11-27 04:05:24 PM

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant
 
2012-11-27 04:06:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


I meant sadistic

/I'm painfully dyslexic, apparently
 
2012-11-27 04:42:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-27 05:02:32 PM
I sucker-punch paraplegic octogenarians then yell, "Greatest generation MY ASS!"
 
2012-11-27 05:19:48 PM
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

Get that out of your heads.
 
2012-11-27 05:20:00 PM
Good lord, now that I've seen what happens to old people....

....can you only IMAGINE what would happen if you FOUND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS???
 
2012-11-27 05:21:19 PM
Living proof that EVERY generation produces aholes and that aholes are one thing we will never run out of even if ever sphincter on the planet is sewed shut.
 
2012-11-27 05:21:52 PM
The comments are geriatric ITG comedy gold!
 
2012-11-27 05:25:18 PM
Don't you mean Obvious, subby?
 
2012-11-27 05:25:22 PM
Chris Isaak?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-27 05:27:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant

I meant sadistic

/I'm pianfluly dyselxic, apprarently




FTFY
 
2012-11-27 05:28:43 PM

Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.


No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown
 
2012-11-27 05:30:38 PM

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


Instant?

Anyway, as a fellow 32 year old, this guy isn't exactly a spring chicken.
 
2012-11-27 05:31:39 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

I have it on good authority that old people have the humpty dance down (they don't even have to pretend their leg is broken).

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!"
 
2012-11-27 05:31:53 PM
Maybe the Rolling Stones can hire him as security for their next concert.

What? Too soon?
 
2012-11-27 05:34:16 PM

The Angry Hand of God: I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

Get that out of your heads.


Damn you !
/i still like that stupid song
// See the Stones, if you can- they could still really bring it 7 years ago
 
2012-11-27 05:36:18 PM

Mr.Hawk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant

I meant sadistic

/I'm pianfluly dyselxic, apprarently



FTFY FYTF

 
2012-11-27 05:36:26 PM
Can we set up a cage match with this little punk-ass and Epic Beard Man? I'd pay for that.
 
2012-11-27 05:37:09 PM
sunskier.com

Bring it on punk.
 
2012-11-27 05:37:25 PM

tallguywithglasseson: I don't think that's what was meant by "got busy".


ecx.images-amazon.com 

This what you meant? Or more like this:

img.wax.fm
 
2012-11-27 05:38:13 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.

No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown


I lived in Lake County for 2 years. It's mostly awful. I had a neighbor who always had her finger under her nose, apparently to hold it up after shoving such ridiculous shiat up there. I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.
 
2012-11-27 05:39:09 PM

picturescrazy: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

Instant?

Anyway, as a fellow 32 year old, this guy isn't exactly a spring chicken.


Instant in regard to how karma actually works, yes.
 
2012-11-27 05:43:48 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.


That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40
 
2012-11-27 05:45:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


That's why I go around slapping little kids instead. I know I'll never have to worry about being a little kid again.
 
2012-11-27 05:46:29 PM

StrandedInAZ: Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40


I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?
 
2012-11-27 05:50:54 PM
I've no doubt his relationship with his father is full of love.
 
2012-11-27 05:51:08 PM

RevMercutio: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.

No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown

I lived in Lake County for 2 years. It's mostly awful. I had a neighbor who always had her finger under her nose, apparently to hold it up after shoving such ridiculous shiat up there. I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.


I know there's not much to do there if you live there, but on vacation, it's quite nice sometimes. I remember being in Lakeport and seeing a stop light in that city/town/whatever for the first time. Holy moley, they got a stop light! Things must be booming! Then I proceeded down Main street and see a lot of the old businesses were gone. I hadn't been there in a couple years, but dang! It's like it was dying. That made me have a sad. I had fond memories of some of the places near Battery Park, and they were gone. I ended up making a last minute trip out to Blue Lake in Humboldt county and hanging out there, telling myself "they made a horror movie here, didn't they?" and finding out there's nothing for the locals to do there, either. (except farm marijuana?) Sad, really.

/so glad to be a city girl sometimes
//still would so go to the state park in Lake county and look at the Pomo baskets and canoes!
 
2012-11-27 05:52:51 PM
I hope this kid slips into a comma.
 
2012-11-27 05:53:04 PM

Lionel Mandrake: StrandedInAZ: Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40

I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


A type of hat? That's my answer and I'm sticking with it.
 
2012-11-27 05:53:31 PM
t1.gstatic.com 
TOO OLD!!!
 
2012-11-27 05:53:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just how many more Stones concerts do you think there'll be?

/Keith's going to disintegrate sooner or later


Keith calls his reputation as a walking pharmacy "a long shadow" because it's hung around despite being 20+ years out-of-date. As long as he doesn't climb trees (or fall out of his chair) he might live a little longer. Granted, he is 68.
 
2012-11-27 05:54:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


A woman who does not do anal.
 
2012-11-27 05:57:28 PM
RevMercutio:

I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.

No broadband & porn? No farm animals to get jiggy with? No liquor stores with $13/gallon vodka? You mean it's even more backward than rural Kentucky?
 
2012-11-27 06:00:28 PM

SirEattonHogg: Maybe the Rolling Stones can hire him as security for their next concert.

What? Too soon?


Something like this... I was expecting an Altamont reference.
 
2012-11-27 06:01:27 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


I have a horrible yet amusing vision of a burly man in scrubs shouting ARE YOU GOING TO BEHAVE OR DO I HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A BACK RUB WITH THE CHEESE GRATER AGAIN?
 
2012-11-27 06:02:11 PM
Too bad he didn't run into Epic Beard Man.
 
2012-11-27 06:08:25 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


I have no idea who that is.

I have a warped sense of my age because I'm the youngest, by far, in my office. I think the next youngest person here is 55. So when I go out to a bar I get that reality check that I'm not nearly as young and hot as I think I am.

/still hot - but now I'm "hot for my age" instead of just "hot"
 
2012-11-27 06:19:58 PM
I hope he gets repeatedly raped in jail. That's what I want for d-bags.
 
2012-11-27 06:27:35 PM

StrandedInAZ: Lionel Mandrake: I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?

I have no idea who that is.

I have a warped sense of my age because I'm the youngest, by far, in my office. I think the next youngest person here is 55. So when I go out to a bar I get that reality check that I'm not nearly as young and hot as I think I am.

/still hot - but now I'm "hot for my age" instead of just "hot"


I hear you. That can really mess with you. I started working in state government right out of high school. Bunch of middle-agers and an 18-year old. Everyone talking about their retirement and their dumb kids. Of course that was 15+ years ago; so I'm kind of middle of the pack now.
 
2012-11-27 06:38:54 PM

Nothing To See Here: I hope this kid slips into a comma.


Personally I'd like to kick him in the semicolon.
 
2012-11-27 06:56:02 PM
I'm sure he'll meet some nice older people in jail.
 
2012-11-27 07:03:13 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Nothing To See Here: I hope this kid slips into a comma.

Personally I'd like to kick him in the semicolon.


Ooooh... right in the punctuation
 
2012-11-27 07:08:41 PM
Red Bluff never changes.
 
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