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(The Big Story)   A graph obtained from an Iranian computer simulation suggests that they are interested in playing a game of Global Thermonuclear War. Or a nice game of chess. Hard to tell, really   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 21
    More: Scary, nuclear warfare, Iranians, U.S. state abbreviations, Iran, Ali Asghar Soltanieh, International Atomic Energy Agency, uranium enrichment, David Albright  
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4861 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Nov 2012 at 4:25 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-27 03:31:26 PM
5 votes:
An interesting politics thread. The only winning move is not to post.
2012-11-27 12:54:02 PM
5 votes:
Oh no! They have a graph! A graph they could have pulled from any physics textbook! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY HAVE GRAPH MAGIC THEY WILL USE THEIR GRAPH WIZARDS TO DRESROY OUR FAMILESIN POH MY GID WEIHREN GOIUNBG TO DIE!E!!#!WEDUUJ!!!
2012-11-27 05:04:36 PM
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-11-27 04:47:48 PM
4 votes:

vernonFL: Whats next? A Hindu on the Moon?


A rat done bit my sister अभिलाषा.
(with Kshatriya on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Kshatriya's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Kshatriya's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Kshatriya's on the moon)
2012-11-27 12:40:37 PM
4 votes:
Just wait until they see the graphs on Wikipedia. Those guys are working on everything.
2012-11-27 03:55:20 PM
3 votes:

impaler: The curve peaks at just above 50 kilotons 1.7E13 kT/sec at around 2 microseconds,

That curve is power, not energy.


That is, verbatim, what I say when a woman sees my dick.
2012-11-27 12:55:53 PM
3 votes:

naughtyrev: A country that does not want to be named provides a graph that I could find in a library as proof of a weapons program. Better send in the marines.


It's more than we had for Iraq.
2012-11-27 12:36:12 PM
3 votes:
A country that does not want to be named provides a graph that I could find in a library as proof of a weapons program. Better send in the marines.
2012-11-27 05:59:24 PM
2 votes:

birchman: Good luck with that.


i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-27 05:40:38 PM
2 votes:

Bf+: Mr. President, we cannot allow a graph gap!


i.stack.imgur.com
Bf+
2012-11-27 05:03:35 PM
2 votes:
Mr. President, we cannot allow a graph gap!
2012-11-27 02:46:54 PM
2 votes:
Remember when Iran's missile program got a hold of Photoshop?

Looks like their nuclear program just got Matlab.
2012-11-27 01:44:22 PM
2 votes:

mrshowrules: Marcus Aurelius: Just wait until they see the graphs on Wikipedia. Those guys are working on everything.

Good point. From wiki:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x400]


I hope Jimmy Wales has a good air defense system, because the Israelis are going to flatten his office otherwise.
2012-11-27 12:49:50 PM
2 votes:
That computer was pretty stupid. There's a trick to playing tic-tac-toe where you win every time.
2012-11-27 10:47:52 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: [wikileaks.org image 600x450]

Maybe their nuclear weapons could be delivered in one of these...

/I mean, long as we're talking abut shiat that doesn't exist, and will be used as a pretense for war and all...


Wait a second... is that a mobile brewery?!
2012-11-27 10:12:17 PM
1 votes:
I heard that Iran is about to flood the US market with CFC lightbulbs. And when you use them, you can see boobies right through clothes, so say goodbye to your daughters' virtue and whatnot.

Also they make blah people riot.
2012-11-27 04:44:44 PM
1 votes:
Iran has the bell curve! We need to stop them before they develop Stochastic processes and drop a sensitivity analysis on the feasible region of Monte Carlo.
2012-11-27 02:19:16 PM
1 votes:
Wow, looks like someone plotted the integral of a normal distribution along with a normal distribution.

FYI Iranian scientists, I believe power output for nuclear detonation has a positive skew. Now redo the problem and assume it's on a train heading east at 30 mph. Show your work.


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2012-11-27 02:08:08 PM
1 votes:
IAEA: Shall we play a game?

Ahmadinnerjacket: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?

IAEA: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

Ahmadoobiejam
: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

Israel: Fine.


/got nothin' 
2012-11-27 01:28:52 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Just wait until they see the graphs on Wikipedia. Those guys are working on everything.


Good point. From wiki:

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-27 01:00:25 PM
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: That computer was pretty stupid. There's a trick to playing tic-tac-toe where you win every time.


The only winning move is not to play.
 
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