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(The Blemish)   It's hard to tell, but I think Olivier Martinez may have gotten the better of Gabriel Aubry by just a little   (theblemish.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-27 01:20:01 PM
mojoimage.com
 
2012-11-27 02:54:19 PM
Should've been Halle, for trying to move his child to another country.

Stop doing that, divorced parents. It's cruel all around.
 
2012-11-27 03:27:59 PM
This post brought to you by the Department of Redundancy and Repetition Department.
 
2012-11-27 03:28:34 PM

LonMead: This post brought to you by the Department of Redundancy and Repetition Department.

 
2012-11-27 03:29:45 PM
I have the Déjà vu
 
2012-11-27 03:30:34 PM

TheraTx: I have the Déjà vu


There it is again.
 
2012-11-27 03:33:07 PM

LonMead: TheraTx: I have the Déjà vu

There it is again.


I can't stop my leg!
 
2012-11-27 03:33:24 PM
The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful. That, and that these two got in a fight, is all I know about the both of them combined. I only know that much because I checked Wikipedia.
 
2012-11-27 03:37:54 PM
I don't know anything about Martinez (he might be a great guy), but he has a douchey look about him. One of those faces that makes you wish he'd get hit, even though he probably doesn't deserve it.
 
2012-11-27 03:41:21 PM

gopher321: mojoimage.com


SO MUCH THIS
 
2012-11-27 03:42:21 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful.


Something for which I, for one, can't thank him enough...
3.bp.blogspot.com

NSFW! NSFW!
 
2012-11-27 03:43:01 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful. That, and that these two got in a fight, is all I know about the both of them combined. I only know that much because I checked Wikipedia.


the director and producer got Lane nekkid.....not Chav McChavez..or Chavtinez or whoever...

sad these attractive american actresses go for GIGANTIC sacks of crap when they date...
 
2012-11-27 03:48:00 PM
I planned on getting some work done this afternoon, and then somebody had to go and mention Diane Lane.
 
2012-11-27 03:48:35 PM
Who? and Who?
 
2012-11-27 03:49:25 PM
making any kid live in France should be considered child cruelty
 
d3
2012-11-27 03:52:47 PM
"Stop hitting my hand with your face!" - Olivier Martinez
 
2012-11-27 04:00:27 PM
Dear Halle Berry,

I hate you.

Sincerely,
Me
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Vegan Meat Popsicle: The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful. That, and that these two got in a fight, is all I know about the both of them combined. I only know that much because I checked Wikipedia.


Two French Men.

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Two. French. Men.

They had a fight at Halles house. In French. If they had pulled out swords, it would have been the hottest thing ot happen this century. Yeah, Gabby was a willing sperm donor. Yeah, Olly is a damn dirty dog. But damn. How you gonna fk up two French fk buddies? I guess if they were French women, they'd be expected to kss and bear it. But two men?

Halle could have had it all. Instead, she had to be a biatch and instigate shiat between two men, just because her daddy left and her mama went from poor relationship to poor relationship. Sadness. 

/Gabby and Olly would have made pretty babies with one another
//maybe in another 100 years time
 
2012-11-27 04:02:34 PM
usually i like to come in threads like this and say

"who"?

and usually im just being a smart ass

but this time i really have never heard of either of these guys, or said altercation.

and thats OK
 
2012-11-27 04:04:40 PM
Moar pics of gorgeous, unattainable French men!
 
2012-11-27 04:06:50 PM

Wayne 985: I don't know anything about Martinez (he might be a great guy), but he has a douchey look about him. One of those faces that makes you wish he'd get hit, even though he probably doesn't deserve it.


No, Olivier Martinez is a douche. He was just a very pretty, pretty boy in his youth who also happened to have sex appeal. He smouldered.

Halle is playing both of them for suckers. Olivier probably thinks he got over. Nope. Big dummy. You got led by your dick, by a woman known for instigating shiat. The only net positive in all this is that folks are gonna say he deserved it for doing Kylie Minogue the way he did her when she was recovering from cancer.

I mean, really, you have to be in love to put a beat down on another man.. but can Olivier Martinez actually experience love?

I wonder what they really said to one another, since the convo was in French. What could Gabriel have possibly said, to make Olivier put a beat down on him?
 
2012-11-27 04:13:07 PM
Who the fudge are these pansy assed ponces? Don't answer that.
 
2012-11-27 04:54:50 PM

Haliburton Cummings: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful. That, and that these two got in a fight, is all I know about the both of them combined. I only know that much because I checked Wikipedia.

the director and producer got Lane nekkid.....not Chav McChavez..or Chavtinez or whoever...

sad these attractive american actresses go for GIGANTIC sacks of crap when they date...


Methinks she's got a touch of the crazy. Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy.

//PSA
 
2012-11-27 05:50:22 PM

MadAzza: LonMead: TheraTx: I have the Déjà vu

There it is again.

I can't stop my leg!


My leg stopped!
 
2012-11-27 05:56:27 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: What could Gabriel have possibly said, to make Olivier put a beat down on him?


"You kiss Halle in that mouth, tell me how my dick taste(uhh)?"
 
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2012-11-27 06:00:13 PM

SisterMaryElephant: Haliburton Cummings: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The Martinez guy is the French dude that got Diane Lane all nekkid in Unfaithful. That, and that these two got in a fight, is all I know about the both of them combined. I only know that much because I checked Wikipedia.

the director and producer got Lane nekkid.....not Chav McChavez..or Chavtinez or whoever...

sad these attractive american actresses go for GIGANTIC sacks of crap when they date...

Methinks she's got a touch of the crazy. Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy.

//PSA


Unless it's Diane Lane. Then go all in.
 
2012-11-27 06:08:45 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: The only net positive in all this is that folks are gonna say he deserved it for doing Kylie Minogue the way he did her when she was recovering from cancer.


What? WHAT???

Now, my preference in women leans more to the voluptuous (Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci, etc.) but Kylie just flips my switch. Something about her makes me want to go off like the wolf in those old Tex Avery cartoons. If she told me "Hit your grandpa in the head with a shovel and I'll fark you", My only question would be "How hard?" Of course, both my grandfathers are dead, and the one of the two I DID know was a miserable son of a biatch, but that's beside the point.

I know there's the old saying "No matter how hot a woman is, some man somewhere is tired of her shiat", but she's epic to me and I can't imagine a guy leaving her when she's fighting for her life. If that's true, he deserves every ass-beating he gets
 
2012-11-27 06:41:21 PM
Hey Halle. Look closely at your ex and his injuries. That way, when they appear on your body in a little while, you'll know why they look so familiar.
 
2012-11-28 01:13:56 AM

Mega Steve: ExperianScaresCthulhu: The only net positive in all this is that folks are gonna say he deserved it for doing Kylie Minogue the way he did her when she was recovering from cancer.

What? WHAT???

Now, my preference in women leans more to the voluptuous (Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci, etc.) but Kylie just flips my switch. Something about her makes me want to go off like the wolf in those old Tex Avery cartoons. If she told me "Hit your grandpa in the head with a shovel and I'll fark you", My only question would be "How hard?" Of course, both my grandfathers are dead, and the one of the two I DID know was a miserable son of a biatch, but that's beside the point.

I know there's the old saying "No matter how hot a woman is, some man somewhere is tired of her shiat", but she's epic to me and I can't imagine a guy leaving her when she's fighting for her life. If that's true, he deserves every ass-beating he gets


Gabriel (the one who got his ass kicked) didn't leave Kylie. Olivier (the boxer) did. I just meant that when Halle turns the tables on Olivier, it'll be karma. He'll have beat down another man for what? He'll have ruined another man's life, and possibly his own reputation, for what? That's all.

And yeah, Olivier was a douche to Kylie. A very, very pretty douche, but still a douche.
 
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