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(Al Jazeera)   Okay, I'm confused: Why are people in Egypt so upset at Morrissey?   (aljazeera.com) divider line 93
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2012-11-27 01:09:29 PM  
Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.
 
2012-11-27 01:20:52 PM  
Because he won't take his pills.
 
2012-11-27 01:21:15 PM  
What's the over/under on the number of cancelled shows during this tour?
 
2012-11-27 01:22:01 PM  
R.I.P. Morsi
www.spytwins.com
/it's ironic, see?
 
2012-11-27 01:22:07 PM  
Did he mention that he cries?
 
2012-11-27 01:22:40 PM  
Give him some slack. He is human and he needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
 
2012-11-27 01:23:00 PM  
Because he justs wants to get what he wants.
 
2012-11-27 01:23:43 PM  
He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.
 
2012-11-27 01:24:46 PM  
They hate the sound of a grown man crying?
 
2012-11-27 01:25:51 PM  
They aren't upset at Morrissey.

They feel betrayed by Morris the Cat. They used to worship him like a god but then he went commerical.
 
2012-11-27 01:26:10 PM  
Because he rides a cock horse?

/nttawwt
//but to some people that's a hangup
///now he knows how Joan of Arc felt
 
2012-11-27 01:26:54 PM  
Because he wants to hang the DJ?
 
2012-11-27 01:27:10 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.


Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.
 
2012-11-27 01:27:23 PM  

ChipNASA: real irony
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2012-11-27 01:28:06 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.


I like his music. However, I won't ever go to a concert again and I haven't purchased any of his music since I saw him at Merriweather years ago. His set was maybe 35-40mins long.
 
2012-11-27 01:28:32 PM  
Goes to show, there's no hate like Viva Hate.
 
2012-11-27 01:29:25 PM  
Panic in the streets of Cairo?
 
2012-11-27 01:30:04 PM  
I've seen this happen in other people's lives. Now, it's happening in mine.
 
2012-11-27 01:30:32 PM  

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Because he justs wants to get what he wants.


He keeps begging "Please, please, please let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want
this time."

They won't let him, and heaven knows he's miserable now.
 
2012-11-27 01:30:33 PM  
I'm confused. Is the Muslim Brotherhood the group of shoplifters that Morrisey extorted to unite and take over? Except for some reason they did it in Egypt?
 
2012-11-27 01:30:39 PM  
RIP - Van Morrison
 
2012-11-27 01:31:19 PM  
If he's a man, I think it's just a chick thing. PMS issues?
 
2012-11-27 01:31:26 PM  
He'll be miserable now.
 
2012-11-27 01:33:24 PM  
RAWR!

www.haaretz.com
 
2012-11-27 01:35:28 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.


Guess you didn't get laid.
 
2012-11-27 01:37:19 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

RIP Egyptian Lover
 
2012-11-27 01:38:33 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.



He's been in power for weeks and they still don't have supercomputers or a working space shuttle. Obviously he's worried more about pleasing his masters at the CIA than in putting Egypt's interest first. Viva revolution the tyrant must fall it's for the people burn some US flags or something.
 
2012-11-27 01:41:47 PM  
Because we hate it when our friends become successful.
 
2012-11-27 01:43:52 PM  
Because every day is like Sunday.
 
2012-11-27 01:48:03 PM  
Pork is murder
 
2012-11-27 01:48:46 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Did he mention that he cries?


Back in the TupperWare, you.
 
2012-11-27 01:48:53 PM  
Fact is, the last elections in egypt proved the value of the American 2-party system. When you only have 2 choices, you can only choose between bad and worse. When you have 30 choices, a bunch of crazy people can vote for one of them and elect him out of the cesspool of candidates.
 
2012-11-27 01:53:47 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: RAWR!

[www.haaretz.com image 640x370]


The handsomest spazzoid insane whiner on the planet.
 
2012-11-27 01:54:38 PM  
Didn't Maurice record Appetite for Democracy?
 
2012-11-27 01:54:51 PM  
you'll know, i went to take out my trash today. the trash can crushed a little insect. I thought 'oh, lucky bug'. and i cried today.

/but really, the Smiths ROCKED.
 
2012-11-27 01:55:46 PM  
This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?
 
2012-11-27 01:58:02 PM  

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


Who cares?
 
2012-11-27 02:00:09 PM  

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


This just in... Humans gravitate toward people that think like they do. News @ 5.
 
2012-11-27 02:01:24 PM  

Thorazine: I like his music. However, I won't ever go to a concert again and I haven't purchased any of his music since I saw him at Merriweather years ago. His set was maybe 35-40mins long.


The more you ignore him, the closer he gets. You're wasting your time.
 
2012-11-27 02:03:21 PM  
Maybe we SHOULD send Morrissey to Egypt. Give the people a choice between bad and even worse.
 
2012-11-27 02:04:47 PM  

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


My appologies for bringing up the subject. It was just a tidbit of information about where a celebrity stood on an issue. I guess the Tat's thing wasn't really important.

Please continue with whatever the fark this thread is about.
 
2012-11-27 02:04:54 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.

Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.


You must reply to a pun with a pun.
 
2012-11-27 02:05:53 PM  
Because he has Mummy issues?
 
2012-11-27 02:06:49 PM  
WTF did they think would happen if they "elected" an islamist? farking retards
 
2012-11-27 02:08:39 PM  

ccundiff: DarnoKonrad: Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.

Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.

You must reply to a pun with a pun.


Notlob.
 
2012-11-27 02:09:56 PM  
He wears farking cats on his head
static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-27 02:11:37 PM  
Smoky Dragon Dish

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey.... Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.

Guess you didn't get laid.


That was James.
 
2012-11-27 02:12:48 PM  

Pista: He wears farking cats on his head]



Yes, but so does this guy. And you don't want to screw with the Batman.

www.irenesinternet.com
 
2012-11-27 02:13:14 PM  

Dear Jerk: Smoky Dragon Dish

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey.... Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.

Guess you didn't get laid.

That was James.


coulda been Gene.

/We tried... we failed.
//or was that Jean?!
 
2012-11-27 02:17:58 PM  
Because he won't stop the violins on TV?
 
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