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(Tampa Bay Online)   Naked man attacks 7-Eleven clerk. Oh wait, he was wearing construction boots. Yup, Florida tag   (tbo.ly) divider line 23
    More: Florida, Tarpon Springs, Pasco County Sheriff's Office, car chase, clerk, u.s. 19, aggravated assault, construction boots  
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2012-11-27 12:51:59 PM  
Scuffed or un-scuffed boots? This is important information.
 
2012-11-27 01:25:56 PM  
Ok Florida, it's time to move out of your parents' basement and get your shiat together.
 
2012-11-27 01:29:35 PM  
These boots are made for assaultin'.
 
2012-11-27 01:35:29 PM  
If I were a minimum wage clerk in a connivence store and a naked guy in boots came in, I'd just let him have it.

I'd grab a 24 pack and some jerky on the way out, but he could have the rest of the crap.
 
2012-11-27 01:36:19 PM  
And that clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day!
 
2012-11-27 01:38:11 PM  
"...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?
 
2012-11-27 01:40:44 PM  
As someone whose first job out of high school was 7-11... all I can say is you see it all working graveyard at that place.

CSB: A (male) co-worker and I were working graveyard (12 am to 8 am) one night and this girl comes in at 2 or 3 in the morning drunk as fark. Not a bad looking girl either. She staggers to the counter and tells us that if we don't give her free food she'll flash the security camera. We look at each other and I ask her to repeat that. She repeats it and we tell her we're not going to give her free food. So she lifts her top and bra up and flashes us (and the security cam obviously), staggers out the door, throws up on the gas pumps and staggers on her merry way. We shake our heads and go back to work (it was raining really hard so we left the pumps alone).

Morning rolls around and our (female) manager, who already didn't care for either of us much, comes in early as always and retires to her office to check some things.... including the security footage unfortunately. 8 am rolls around and we get dragged into her office and yelled at, claiming that a) we enticed her to do that and b) she has to wipe the tape now because the girl goes to school with her son and is underage. My co-worker says something like "So we were supposed to give her free food then?" which didn't go over that well either :P
 
2012-11-27 01:40:48 PM  

Talos: "...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?


It's Florida. It's expected.
 
2012-11-27 01:40:50 PM  

skinink: And that clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day!


Here comes Abraham! He's a Bezerker!
 
2012-11-27 01:43:33 PM  
Was he accompanied by an Indian chief?
 
2012-11-27 01:48:39 PM  

Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?


To be fair to the accused, his lack of double chin and ability to run means he was probably more fit than 70% of South Florida. We've had exposure to far more indecent people.
 
2012-11-27 01:51:22 PM  
Foot protection is an integral part of establishing a safe working environment....
 
2012-11-27 01:53:30 PM  
"Thank you. Don't come again!"
 
2012-11-27 02:06:38 PM  

Talos: "...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?


The sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." It says NOTHING about "no pants."
 
2012-11-27 02:19:12 PM  
Safety first
 
2012-11-27 02:23:09 PM  

Kristoph57: Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?

To be fair to the accused, his lack of double chin and ability to run means he was probably more fit than 70% of South Florida. We've had exposure to far more indecent people.


West central Florida (Gulf Coast), but still true. Pasco County is responsible for a high percentage of Fark Florida tags.
 
2012-11-27 02:32:44 PM  

AgentKGB: As someone whose first job out of high school was 7-11... all I can say is you see it all working graveyard at that place.

CSB: A (male) co-worker and I were working graveyard (12 am to 8 am) one night and this girl comes in at 2 or 3 in the morning drunk as fark. Not a bad looking girl either. She staggers to the counter and tells us that if we don't give her free food she'll flash the security camera. We look at each other and I ask her to repeat that. She repeats it and we tell her we're not going to give her free food. So she lifts her top and bra up and flashes us (and the security cam obviously), staggers out the door, throws up on the gas pumps and staggers on her merry way. We shake our heads and go back to work (it was raining really hard so we left the pumps alone).

Morning rolls around and our (female) manager, who already didn't care for either of us much, comes in early as always and retires to her office to check some things.... including the security footage unfortunately. 8 am rolls around and we get dragged into her office and yelled at, claiming that a) we enticed her to do that and b) she has to wipe the tape now because the girl goes to school with her son and is underage. My co-worker says something like "So we were supposed to give her free food then?" which didn't go over that well either :P


My CSB has to do with a lesbian couple, and one of them retrieving their crack pipe and rock from her girlfriend's meat wallet. Thankfully, she stuck her fingers in my coworker's face, not mine.

Once in a blue moon, I miss working the graveyard shift at a gas station.
 
2012-11-27 02:48:57 PM  
skink

West central Florida (Gulf Coast), but still true. Pasco County is responsible for a high percentage of Fark Florida tags.


I've seen far west and far east Pasco, and I believe your statement.

/stay inside with Fark.
 
2012-11-27 03:20:38 PM  
Was he hung? Cut or uncut? Shaved, trimmed or 70's porn? Poor reporting is poor.
 
2012-11-27 04:22:56 PM  
At least he didn't chew off anybodies face.
 
2012-11-27 05:48:16 PM  
That's it. I'm fed up. I shower at least once daily, use deodorant, brush my teeth, dress halfway decent, put product in my hair, smile all the time and am generally quite friendly and approachable and yet I never, NEVER get attacked by naked men wearing construction boots. What more do I need to do? What's so wrong with me that naked men in construction boots avoid me?
 
2012-11-27 06:00:24 PM  

Eeteetoo: Safety first


I beg to differ.
 
2012-11-27 06:47:54 PM  

SafetyThird: Eeteetoo: Safety first

I beg to differ.


They were steel toed
 
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