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(Yahoo)   After hours of research, chefs across the United States have agreed to a solution to the "Frankenfish" invasion. What's that you say? It is to eat them   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 11
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2012-11-27 02:10:33 PM
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My suggestion: start a rumor in China that ground Frankenfish liver (or some other small organ) will make your penis larger and cure erectile dysfunction.
2012-11-27 02:08:49 PM
2 votes:

What's that you say? It is to eat them


There needs to be a 'Battle Snakehead' on Iron Chef America to get the word out.

Also, make the Frankenfish one of the surprise basket ingredients on 'Chopped'.
2012-11-28 09:32:00 AM
1 votes:

proteon: Chef suggest we eat them? That's incredible.


After hours of research, carpenters across America agree the solution to the Frankenfish problem involves hammering them to death.
2012-11-27 02:29:44 PM
1 votes:
www.wrongwroks.com
2012-11-27 02:24:37 PM
1 votes:
According to the article there is still no sign of them affecting the population numbers of the native species. If this hold true, and the snake heads are tasty, what's the problem with treating them like a normal game fish?
2012-11-27 02:21:51 PM
1 votes:
From the Office of The President of The USA:

Don't kill snakeheads, I had one as a pet in Indonesia as a kid.

Thanks,
Obama-daddy

/solved
2012-11-27 02:05:10 PM
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dittybopper: Wrong answer. That's treating them like a game fish.

The correct answer is to put a bounty on their heads, one lucrative enough that it's economically attractive to kill them, with no limit on what a person can earn. *THEN* you will get rid of them.


The British tired that in India to rid itself of a cobra problem. It led to an increase in the overall cobra population as people began to breed them to cash in on the bounties
2012-11-27 02:03:35 PM
1 votes:

meat0918: Dammit people.

Frankenfish are GMO fish that have been modified to glow in the dark so it's easier for fisherman to illegally spear fish for them at night.

Invasive species are tasty tasty treats that Americans need to buck up and get used too.


Spicy Asian stir fry can be the solution to all this.
2012-11-27 01:58:05 PM
1 votes:

unyon: If they really want to make a dent, they need to rename them. Even using Channa argus is an upgrade over Snakehead.

Asian whitefish ought to do nicely.


Bingo. Chilean Sea Bass > Patagonian Toothfish.

/it's all about the marketing
2012-11-27 01:56:44 PM
1 votes:
Wrong answer. That's treating them like a game fish.

The correct answer is to put a bounty on their heads, one lucrative enough that it's economically attractive to kill them, with no limit on what a person can earn. *THEN* you will get rid of them.
2012-11-27 01:15:59 PM
1 votes:
If they really want to make a dent, they need to rename them. Even using Channa argus is an upgrade over Snakehead.

Asian whitefish ought to do nicely.
 
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