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(Lexington Herald Leader)   If you're going to steal jewelry, don't try to sell it back to the same chain   (kentucky.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, fire damage, jewelry stores, receiving stolen property  
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2012-11-27 02:39:03 PM  
Lindsay Lohan scheme detected....
 
2012-11-27 02:43:45 PM  
This, season, every Kiss begins with buttsecks.
 
2012-11-27 02:51:37 PM  
"jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.
 
2012-11-27 02:53:35 PM  
blogs.citypages.com
 
2012-11-27 02:54:37 PM  
Silly rabbit. The acquisition of items worth nothing basically for free and their subsequent exchange for thousands of times their actual value is supposed to go from THIS side of the counter to THAT one!
 
2012-11-27 02:55:05 PM  

snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.


I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."
 
2012-11-27 02:55:23 PM  
The way I want to be, is stupid enough to actually steal twenty grand worth of jewelry, but smart enough t try to fence it at the scene of the crime..

/Profit/
 
2012-11-27 02:58:42 PM  
Chain snatchin' mofos.
 
2012-11-27 03:01:23 PM  

Seasons I'v Withered: snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.

I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."


Well now that you're in the loupe you can share in our enjoyment of this gem.
 
2012-11-27 03:03:36 PM  
Wills said Scott's judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."


Me have... bad brain.
 
2012-11-27 03:04:03 PM  
Because it just might ring a bell.
 
2012-11-27 03:07:57 PM  
Excuse me, I know theives can be kinda dumb at times. But really, you have tol be really dumb to try and sell jewlery to a chain?
Chains don't buy jewlrey, chains can't buy any thing
A chain doesn't have any money
Its just a chain
 
2012-11-27 03:10:28 PM  

Flakeloaf: Seasons I'v Withered: snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.

I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."

Well now that you're in the loupe you can share in our enjoyment of this gem.


Ugh... I didn't caret all when I saw the headline, and I care even less now.
 
2012-11-27 03:16:18 PM  
shoulda gone long

images.nymag.com
 
2012-11-27 04:05:19 PM  
 
2012-11-27 04:10:54 PM  
These two agree:
img.poptower.com

/Image hot as a baby tiara
 
2012-11-27 04:18:26 PM  
DownDaRiver 2012-11-27 03:07:57 PM


Excuse me, I know theives can be kinda dumb at times. But really, you have tol be really dumb to try and sell jewlery to a chain?
Chains don't buy jewlrey, chains can't buy any thing
A chain doesn't have any money
Its just a chain

Know how we know it's not just the thieves who are dumb?
 
2012-11-27 04:47:27 PM  
Subby here.

My original intention for the headline was definition 3b from Merriam Webster

a group of enterprises or institutions of the same kind or function usually under a single ownership, management, or control


and then after typing it realized the pun.
 
2012-11-27 05:17:07 PM  

show me: These two agree:
[img.poptower.com image 600x400]

/Image hot as a baby tiara


Came for this. Two free internets.

/Who gets a baby a tiara?
 
2012-11-27 05:50:11 PM  
www.history.com

he'll give you like $100 for them
 
2012-11-27 09:18:31 PM  
1) Purchase expensive item from jewelry store (i.e. diamond ring). Be sure it's one with a dumb and/or lazy manager. Pay in cash.

2) Purchase identical looking item from different jewelry store (i.e. cubic zirconium ring). Pay in cash.

3) Bring identical looking fake back to first jewelry store with receipt, ask for refund. Be sure to ask for the dumb and/or lazy manager. Collect refund in cash.

4) You have now acquired a real piece of jewelry (i.e. diamond ring) for the price of a decent looking fake (i.e. cubic zirconium ring).

Before you call BS, this scam has already happened many, many times already.
 
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